After the palace maid's counterattack, the tyrant was fascinated

After the middle-aged man and middle-aged woman made everyone laugh, they continued to perform.

The middle-aged woman said: "Brother, that's you!"

The middle-aged man laughed loudly.

The middle-aged woman sat down and said with a smile on her face: "Your son said that the time will start from the time I go out. It is now one hour away and there is still time for a cup of tea, so hurry up!"

After hearing this, the middle-aged man asked: "What are you doing?"

After hearing this, the middle-aged woman stood up with a smile and said: "Our purpose is to be proactive and enthusiastic, and exchange my sincerity for your smile. Hurry up, I will take it off first!" After saying that, the middle-aged woman put on her clothes His vest was taken off.

The middle-aged man saw the middle-aged woman's movements and said slightly panicked: "Big...big girl." The panic on his face didn't seem to be fake, everyone opened their eyes wide, wanting to see what the two of them were going to do next. What to do.

This behavior of a middle-aged woman was undoubtedly misguided in the eyes of the ancients.

Some women covered their eyes shyly when they saw the middle-aged woman taking off her vest.

ah! In broad daylight, not in public, what are these two people going to perform?

Why did you even take off your vest? I’m really embarrassed to see you!

The middle-aged woman smiled and urged the middle-aged man: "Hurry up, there is no time!"

The middle-aged man also looked panicked and said hurriedly: "No, if you don't understand, what are you doing?"

After hearing what the middle-aged man said, the middle-aged woman said firmly: "Sit down!"

The middle-aged man said tremblingly: "No!"

The middle-aged woman said again: "Brother, please sit down first!"

The middle-aged man covered his heart and said, "Sister, my heart is not good."

The middle-aged woman saw the middle-aged man misunderstanding and said: "Brother, what are you thinking? I'm here to chat with you! Let me give you a humorous puzzle first, to test your intelligence, and to ease the awkward atmosphere. .”

"Listen up, it's a joke!"

“When it comes to loading an elephant into a freezer, how many steps does it take?”

The middle-aged man had a confused look on his face. He looked at the middle-aged woman and laughed and said: "Hahaha, three steps. The first step is to open the freezer. The second step is to put the elephant in it. The third step is to put the elephant in it." , close the refrigerator door."

The middle-aged woman laughed while talking. After she finished speaking, she found that the middle-aged man was missing. She looked for someone with a confused look on her face. It turned out that the middle-aged man had walked around behind her.

The middle-aged woman smiled and asked: "Brother, look at me smiling like this, why don't you smile?"

The middle-aged man didn't show any dignity to the middle-aged woman and said, "Why are you laughing? You're still testing your IQ."

After saying this, the middle-aged man seemed to remember something again, and then he started laughing.

Everyone present was also infected by the middle-aged man and started laughing.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

There was a burst of laughter in the hall. After the middle-aged woman laughed, she continued: "Brother, you think what I just said has no sense of humor. Then I will give you a question. The zoo held an all-animal gathering. Which animal did not come? "

The middle-aged woman had just finished asking, and before the middle-aged man could answer, she revealed the answer: "The elephant is locked in the freezer, hahaha..."

The middle-aged man touched his head in confusion, looked at the middle-aged woman and asked, "What?"

The middle-aged woman was so amused by her own joke that she was out of breath and said, "Oh, you made me laugh so hard!"

The middle-aged man looked at the middle-aged woman and said, "I'm exhausted. Sister, can we stop laughing?"

The middle-aged woman asked confusedly: "What?"

The middle-aged man asked: "Now that we understand why Quanzi called you here, can you tell me and then laugh?"

After the middle-aged woman listened to the middle-aged man's words, she immediately sat up straight and said righteously: "Let's talk to you, chat with you, chat with you!"

After hearing this, the middle-aged man said: "I'll be escorting you!"

"Hahahahahahaha"

Everyone in the hall laughed again instantly, and everyone was looking forward to seeing what the two would do next.

After hearing this, the middle-aged woman was unhappy and said, "Brother, what are you talking about?"

The middle-aged man said again with a confused look on his face: "Sister, I really don't know what you are here for..."

After hearing this, the middle-aged woman showed anger on her face and said: "You don't understand, why are you asking? Let me tell you, my job scope is called housekeeping at a larger scale, and part-time worker at a smaller scale. It can also be translated as a psychologist. You don’t understand anything anymore. It hurts your self-esteem to leave!”

After the middle-aged woman finished speaking, she put her bag on her back and left with a sad look on her face.

When everyone saw some young princes here, they shouted: "Don't leave!"

The middle-aged man smiled bitterly and said: "Sister, you said that I am a person who has been alone all day with no one to talk to. It was not easy to find someone, but I was injured and left."

While talking, the middle-aged woman came back again, and the middle-aged man asked: "Well, why are you back again?"

Upon hearing this, the middle-aged woman spread her hands and said, "Take the money!"

The middle-aged man said blankly: "What money?"

The middle-aged woman said: "Young master, please come to me. One tael an hour. Now it's an hour!"

The middle-aged man understood after hearing this, took out the silver from his pocket and said, "Sister, I'll give you two taels, and you can chat with me for a while."

After the middle-aged woman got the money, she immediately showed a smile on her face and said, "Then I'll just bear with it for a while!"

"Hahaha, that's interesting, I thought this was the end!"

"Yeah, this is much more interesting than that wriggling thing."

Everyone watched with gusto. The more they watched, the more they watched. They were all attracted by this innovative skit.

Some people in the hall were discussing with others, while others were eating fruits and watching intently.

The performance was still going on, and the middle-aged man immediately flattered the middle-aged woman and said, "Sister, please sit down. I was wrong just now. I apologize to you. Do you want some water?" The middle-aged man said and went to pour water.

The middle-aged woman also picked up the score and said, "Bring your own!"

The middle-aged man stopped where he was, picked up the fruit again and asked, "Eat the fruit!"

The middle-aged woman said without giving any face, "Nausea!"

These lines made everyone laugh again.

"This conversation is so interesting. How did Concubine Ning come up with it?" Nalan Yuyan said with a smile.

Seeing that the flattery didn't work, the middle-aged man asked, "What are we going to do?"

"Hmph!" the middle-aged woman snorted coldly: "You can tell me!"

"That's it!" the middle-aged man said with a smile on his face.

He finally had someone to chat with him, but he couldn't make that person angry again.

The middle-aged woman sat on the chair, found a comfortable position and said, "Nabai, you have enough money anyway!"

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"

"It's really interesting!"

The people in the palace laughed again when they saw the middle-aged woman holding the bridge.