Don't mess with him, his three beautiful masters are too cruel

Lin Ruoyou felt that Chu Lingxiao had something else in mind, and frowned, "Do you have any other plans? Before the action, I saw you disappear for an hour. Where did you go?"

Chu Lingxiao stared at the figures flying in the sky and said calmly, "I gave them a powerful laxative. It's the kind that makes people lose control of their bodies once they want to go to the toilet. Even a martial immortal would..."

"What will it be?"

Lin Ruoyou raised her eyebrows.

"They will all burst out on the spot! And I have calculated the time and distance. Those people coming from the west will most likely have diarrhea above the Tsutenkaku Tower!"

Chu Lingxiao's face was solemn.

"I rely on!"

Lin Ruoyou quickly hid under Chu Lingxiao's umbrella, looked at the figures in the sky, shook her head and said, "Chu Lingxiao, you are so mean!"

Only then did she understand why Chu Lingxiao had said that she would regret not hiding under the umbrella.

air.

Hundreds of figures flying over Tsutenkaku suddenly slowed down.

These people stood in the air, all holding their stomachs.

They felt a sudden cramp in their abdomen, and the pain became more and more intense, as if a cold stick was stirring violently in their stomach, causing them to twitch in pain.

This kind of pain is difficult to suppress even for powerful martial immortals, and the more they suppress it, the stronger the feeling becomes, as if the abdomen is about to explode, constantly hitting the limits of these people's endurance.

At this moment, they didn't even dare to breathe, for fear that they would not be able to endure it and would burst the dam in an instant.

puff!

A martial arts master finally couldn't bear it anymore and solved it in mid-air.

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

The others couldn't hold it in any longer either, their foreheads were bulging with veins, and they immediately exerted all their strength...

clap clap clap!

Drops of thick liquid fell from the sky.

The hundreds of guards standing in front of the Tsutenkaku gate still looked dignified.

The guard leader touched the liquid on his face and frowned, "Is it raining?"

But soon the pungent smell in the air made him frown, and he subconsciously smelled the sticky substance in his hand.

"Grass wow!"

"Isn't this fucking shit?"

The guard was shocked, but as he opened his mouth to speak, a few drops fell into his mouth.

Grass……

Even though he was at the Martial Immortal level, the guard captain could not bear to see such a thing happen and immediately bent over and vomited.

The other guards also found that the sticky substance falling from the sky was disgusting, and they vomited immediately because of nausea.

"Who the hell threw shit on it!"

One of the guards looked up and cursed, his face immediately covered with swearing!

Mist grass!

The guard cursed out all the dirty words he had known in his life in his mind, then quickly ran away, vomiting as he ran.

Soon, chaos broke out in front of the Tsutenkaku gate, which had been heavily guarded!

Li Tianyang was resting in his lounge when he heard some noise outside. Just as he was about to get up, his men had already run outside to report.

"Lord Li, there's something wrong outside!"

"What's happening?"

Li Tianyang became alert.

The subordinate said, "The elite guards from the West Camp were rushing to the No. 16 teleportation array. When they passed over our Tongtian Tower, they all had diarrhea, and..."

"And what?"

Li Tianyang frowned.

The subordinate mustered up his courage and said, "They couldn't hold it back and just pooped into the sky. The shit and urine flowed down their trouser legs and all fell onto the Tsutenkaku and the guards below..."

Li Tianyang: “…”

He suddenly felt nauseous and was glad that he didn't open the window for some fresh air.

"Weird things happen every year, but there are especially many these days!"

Li Tianyang frowned.

First, there was an explosion in Baique Tower, then the precious herbs of the Prime Minister were stolen, and tonight the guards of the West Camp had collective diarrhea on top of the Tongtian Tower.

What the fuck is going on!

“Replace a group of guards and have the previous guards clean up thoroughly. Find someone tomorrow morning to clean the outer wall of Tsutenkaku thoroughly.

In addition, everyone in Xiying will be severely punished!

They must have eaten something unclean, which is why such a terrible thing happened!"

"As ordered!"

The subordinate said quickly.

Although this is not a big deal, it is disgusting!

He quickly put on a thick mask because the pungent smell outside the window had already spread into the room.

In front of the gate of Tongtian Pavilion, Chu Lingxiao and Lin Ruoyou took advantage of the chaos. They also wore the same armor as the guards and sneaked into Tongtian Pavilion.

Throughout the whole process, Lin Ruoyou wrapped her body with spiritual power even at the risk of being discovered.

Because it stinks so much!

Afterwards, the two quickly reached the floor where the treasure house was located.

In front of the treasure house, hundreds of figures stood densely packed!

Not only that, there is also a small formation in front of the treasure house.

"This formation has the power to imprison and alarm."

Lin Ruoyou sent a telepathic message to Chu Lingxiao, "Once a suspicious person forcibly breaks through the checkpoint and steps on the formation, the chief treasury guard will immediately activate the formation.

At that time, everyone in the Tongtian Pavilion will get the news, and anyone who enters the formation will be imprisoned."

Chu Lingxiao nodded slightly and strode forward.

Lin Ruoyu's expression tightened, and she thought to herself, is Chu Lingxiao going to take action now?

Immediately, a sword flashed in her hand and she was ready to take action.

The guard in front of the treasury door became alert instantly when he saw Chu Lingxiao and the other man suddenly approaching.

The captain of the guards, in particular, was still very alert even though he saw Chu Lingxiao and the other two wearing garrison uniforms.

Because this is a confidential place, the combat uniforms worn by Chu Lingxiao and the other man are special uniforms for guarding outside Tongtian Pavilion.

The guards outside the pavilion suddenly ran to such an important place as the treasury, and the guard leader shouted: "Stop! Is this where you are supposed to be?"

At the same time, a spiritual power burst out from the guard captain's palm. If Chu Lingxiao and the other two did not stop, he would activate the formation!

Swish!

At this time, Lin Ruoyou suddenly drew her sword, but there was also a solemn look on her face, because the captain guard was too fast. Even if she could kill the captain guard, the latter might activate the formation at the same time.

The other guards immediately drew their swords, and when they saw Lin Ruoyou rushing towards them, they immediately burst into murderous intent.

hum~

In an instant, a force that rushed straight into people's hearts spread throughout the place, and then the guards and the guard captain stopped moving instantly.