The evil life of Jia Erhu

After getting up, Jia Erhu carried Wen Ruyu into the bathroom and took a shower. Wen Ruyu looked in the mirror and saw that there were really two lines of purple teeth marks on her cheeks.

She was dumbfounded and waved a pair of small pink fists and gently hit Jia Erhu's arm: "It's all you, it's all you. Look, do I look like a human being? It's like a chopping board in a vegetable market. , pork stamped with the official quarantine seal.”

"Don't make trouble!" Jia Erhu joked: "How can you make money with pork? A pig costs hundreds of dollars?"

"What?" Wen Ruyu asked with eyes wide open and crying: "In your eyes, am I not even as good as a pig?"

Wen Ruyu's appearance is very cute. At this moment, she looks like Chen Lingyan and Cao Yadan, and it is very consistent with her current appearance, without any sense of disobedience.

If he had the mature, heavy, plump and sexy look of the past, and if he acted cute at this time, Jia Erhu didn't know if it would be embarrassing.

He explained: "In my memory, pork is sold side by side, and if a pig is divided into two sides, there should be a stamp on each side, right?"

Wen Ruyu understood what he meant, and suddenly brought the other cheek to Jia Erhu's mouth, raised a cold eyebrow, and said through gritted teeth: "Smelly husband, will you bite me again if you have the ability?"

Jia Erhu opened his mouth and actually bit it.

Wen Ruyu screamed in pain, and stretched out her hand to pull out a Haidilao. You couldn't bear to exert too much force, but you threatened: "You are a scumbag husband, if you don't let go, I will kill you like I did before!"

She originally wanted to say "click", but this onomatopoeia made her feel a little painful.

And she felt it was unlucky. She didn't want Jia Erhu to become the second Jia Dalong, so she swallowed the words as soon as they came to her lips.

After Jia Erhu let go of his mouth, he exaggeratedly closed his eyes and shook his head, sighing: "Wow, it feels so comfortable."

Wen Ruyu said in a weeping tone, dumbfounded, "It's so bad, husband, why don't you have any sympathy for her?"

Jia Erhu opened his eyes, stared carefully at the place where he had just been bitten, and suddenly said: "That's wrong!"

Wen Ruyu looked at him with confusion and asked, "What's wrong?"

Jia Erhu looked very serious and said: "I feel that the special tooth mark is not as deep as the other side. How about I fill it up again?"

As he spoke, he moved closer.

Only then did Wen Ruyu realize that she had been fooled again. She leaned over with wide eyes and threatened viciously: "Will you try to take another bite?"

Jia Erhu said nothing, tilted his head, opened his mouth, and actually bit Wen Ruyu's nose.

Wen Ruyu was about to collapse, angry and funny.

When Jia Erhu let go of his mouth, she turned around and checked her nose in the mirror, turned around and yelled at Jia Erhu: "Why are you so annoying, are you a dog? Why do you bite when you open your mouth? "

Jia Erhu said with a smile: "Who told you to say that you look like a pig? I actually thought you were pig head meat. It's not like you don't know that pig head meat is very chewy and can't be eaten without biting it."

"You bastard husband, I'm ignoring you!"

As she was about to turn her back, Jia Erhu hugged her: "I'm sorry, wife, it was my fault. People say you don't hit someone in the face, so of course you can't bite your wife in the face."

"Do you still know?" Wen Ruyu shook her body coquettishly and asked, "Look at me like this, can I still go out? Just tell me what to do?"

Jia Erhu said thoughtfully: "The only way now is to stop biting my face. How about I bite my tongue?"

Wen Ruyu let out a dumbfounded "woo" and cried: "You are the worst, worst, worst, worst person I have ever seen in this world. I hate you!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she put her arms around Jia Erhu's neck and gave him her tongue to bite.

Jia Erhu didn't exert any force this time. It was more like sucking than biting. Just as he was making a sizzling sound on purpose, his cell phone outside rang.

Wen Ruyu patted his butt gently, and after he let go, she said, "Go and answer the phone, maybe it's Cao Yadan calling."

Jia Erhu walked out, picked up the phone and saw that it was really Cao Yadan calling, but it only rang once.

Jia Erhu found that there was a text message from her. The time was 10 minutes ago. At that time, he and Wen Ruyu were taking a shower. He couldn't hear the message notification sound at all, so Cao Yadan called again to remind him.

Jia Erhu clicked on the message and saw that Cao Yadan told him that everyone present at the meeting, including Ding Xiaotian's secretary Lan Lan, should the meeting be held now or postponed.

Jia Erhu called back and told Cao Yadan that the meeting would be held on time in half an hour. The shareholders' meeting would be held first. Dongfang Na and Lan Lan only needed to be notified to attend, and then a general manager's office meeting would be held.

If there is a shareholders' meeting, notify Dongfang Na and Lan Lan to go to their offices.

After he put down the phone, he found that Wen Ruyu was dressed and put on a windbreaker. Different from usual, she also had her collar raised in order to cover the teeth marks on both sides of her face.

Jia Erhu smiled and said: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, this looks like my wife, a female killer who suddenly appeared out of nowhere.

Let alone her appearance, her temperament completely overwhelms all women in the world. "

Wen Ruyu rolled her eyes at him: "Hurry up and get dressed. Doesn't that thing look good dangling?"

Jia Erhu smiled slightly: "It definitely doesn't look good in the eyes of others, but in your eyes it is definitely the most beautiful scenery in the world, and..."

Before he could finish speaking, Wen Ruyu looked around, as if she was looking for a kitchen knife.

Jia Erhu quickly walked around her body and ran to the bedroom to put on his clothes. When he came out, he asked Wen Ruyu: "Honey, will you attend today's meeting?"