Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 346: Toilet Horror (Page 12)

To be honest, Ji Ming has been in the world of Yangyue for such a long time, has done so many things, and met so many people. If the grievances and resentments he has accumulated can be realized, it should be enough for him to become a master in the field of rope artist. Kill it.

But even after going through all this, there are not many people who can make him sigh with conviction.

First of all, it is possible to write an encyclopedia of abnormal death methods, and the God of Death who crazily challenges the limits and bottom lines of human beings must be one of them.

Then, one of the little lions who has had a magnificent life and countless unique skills and is still shining brightly in the literary and artistic circles must be counted.

Next, Brother Zhang Hai, whom I just met yesterday, is an even more important academician from a great country with unlimited future and perfect resume. Of course, he must be counted as one...

In addition to these Bling~Bling~ hard-core ruthless people, this little girl with a sincere face in front of me should also be among them.

Without him, she not only has a strong ability to resist frustration, but also has a strong mental state of "One of me and Nan Qiang must die today" all day long, and her desire to learn is also full. As long as she feels that you can be better than her in any place, then I must hold you tight until I understand what I want to know.

Therefore, according to unreliable information, she once tortured a wild cat that liked to scratch people. How could its attack speed be so fast if she didn't know how to train its front claws?

The result of the torture is that we don’t know whether she learned it, but the wild cat has since become an SSR-level good cat, and she never wants to lift her paws to scratch anyone again in her life.

Even if it sees a creature with red hair, it will let out a fierce scream, wishing to take off on the ground and escape three thousand miles away.

So the hard-working Eleanor has some not-so-nice nicknames, the most famous of which is "red-haired knowledge predator". In addition, there are matching jokes.

"Hey Tom, do you know why Father Eleanor was able to escape the vampires?"

"I don't know, why, Bell?"

"Because when the vampire was excitedly preparing to bite her neck, she bit her back first, and then she sucked all the knowledge out of her head and turned into a big fool who only knows Aba and Aba!"

There are other variations of this joke, such as cleverly seizing the brain of an ogre, forcibly taking the soul of a mind flayer, and how Eleanor, the most powerful vampire hunter of our time, wiped out a thousand-year-old blood family overnight.

The story is a bit exaggerated, but Eleanor’s almost obsessive studiousness is evident. As a well-known all-rounder, Ji Ming naturally suffered from this.

"No, this is my exclusive secret recipe. It would be too dangerous if it were spread out easily. And if it is accidentally leaked in the future, we will not be able to get along with each other, and you don't want to have anything to do with me because of an unintentional disaster. Let’s get stiff.”

"My master taught me the Talisman Technique. Only disciples who have gone through many tests and confirmed their moral character can be taught it. Under this premise, I haven't even taught it to Adele yet. Please forgive me."

"Sorry, the key to the talisman armor technology does not lie in the production process, but in the blessing of the gods. Without the Holy Light God, the inner lining will be nothing more than ordinary cloth armor equipment, no matter how well sewn it is."

But even so, it couldn't stop Eleanor's determination to learn. Ji Ming, who had encountered an opponent in the field of shamelessness, actively or passively taught her something despite being pulled, just like today.

"Okay, okay, before we talk about this issue, we need to identify one thing first, that is, what is the nature of social interaction?"

Eleanor thought for a while and hesitated.

"Multiple...multiple friends and multiple paths?"

"This is the outside, I'm asking about the inside."

Eleanor thought for a while, and then it dawned on her.

"Ah, I understand. Looking for someone you can completely rely on?"

"This is the effect, I'm asking about the cause."

No, are you trying to be a fan or writing prose? Why are the tips given so abstract?

Eleanor couldn't do it this time. She crossed her arms across her chest, pinched her chin, and said with a stern expression.

"...It can't be because we need it, right?"

Unexpectedly, Ji Ming replied immediately.

"Yes, of course it's because of this, what else could it be because of?"

After just a little guidance, I came up with the answer on my own. It seems that Eleanor is still smarter than Christine. She doesn't need to talk so much to figure it out on her own.

So in the following time, Ji Ming shared with her his theory of driving the essence of needs, deconstructing all feelings and relationships into "needs" with different ideas.

This had a huge impact on Eleanor's outlook on life. Even her brain was overloaded and she was numb in place with her eyes open.

If she did a little comic exaggeration, she should be able to turn on the smoke-generating device on her head and play the sizzling sound of grilled steak at the same time...

"However, if so many beautiful emotions can be described by a simple 'interest', isn't it a bit too cold...too cold?"

"First of all, the wording I used is 'demand', which is much cleaner semantically than 'interest'; secondly, there is actually nothing to avoid about this kind of thing. Since this is the objective fact, then you can't even face it head-on. If you don’t have the courage, how can you win?”

Eleanor didn't answer, obviously it would take some time to think about this matter, so Ji Ming pushed the topic to the second level first.

"Then, if we take need as the essence of social interaction, the answer to how to better implement this behavior will be obvious, that is to discover as many other people's real needs as possible, and let the people you need need you."

After that, Ji Ming shared with Eleanor how it should be done based on his own actual experience.

For example, when you see an old man, you talk about your health. While selling favors to the other person, you can also exaggerate yourself as the most powerful pharmacist in history, and you also have the attributes of a miraculous doctor with profound theoretical foundations such as human alchemy.

For example, when you see young people, talk about career development. While talking about the other person's development prospects, you can also hint at your own bright future as a saint chosen by God, making the other person subconsciously think that being good with you can exchange for a more stable upward channel. .

Then there are those who have been cursed, those who are curious about the power of the Holy Light, and those who want to know about Sunshine City... If there is really no need that can be met, Ji Ming can also use his charm and words to follow the other person's needs. Give it a tickle.

All in all, it is to inadvertently display and show off one's unique core competitiveness. Although it is not and cannot make everyone feel that their existence is indispensable, it should at least make them feel that their existence is of great significance.

——Oh, it’s great to have Ji Ming in my circle of friends!

"So what you have to do now is to replace Ji Ming in this sentence with Eleanor."

"Oh……"

Eleanor nodded thoughtfully, followed this line of thought to review her daily interpersonal interactions, and found that the more successful cases were indeed because others asked for themselves first. It was simply that she needed others. Usually, There will be no actual progress.

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