Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

For safety reasons, the back door should have been locked from the inside at night, but somehow it was locked from the outside, like a caged dog.

Yes, this is the second life wisdom that is more worthy of learning. As long as I run fast enough, problems cannot catch up with me!

Ai Ge also realized it later and realised that it was no wonder that these people came in with knives to rob, but in the end they found mostly food in their arms. She thought they were just starving.

Holy crap, it turns out that the valuable gold and silver jewelry had already been taken away by the owner, and these robbers had nothing left to take, so they rushed to the second floor to rob the guest rooms.

"My family, we are in a state of desolation. Why do people suddenly become so fierce?"

Out of professional habit, they had started a live broadcast as a record. At this moment, they couldn't help but complain to the camera with sad faces.

After all, the owner had fled, so naturally they had left the remaining things behind. So, this group of people came in to collect supplies in order to escape...

First of all, he is indeed guilty, definitely guilty, but no matter how serious the crime is, according to the rules, they, the passengers, are not qualified to enforce the law.

As for the noble lords who have the power to enforce the law... don't even think about it. Even if we guys really spend time and effort to send them over, in the end it will just be a mess.

So in my opinion, let’s just forget it!

"Ugh!"

After some discussion, everyone decided to let the robbers go and leave the stuff behind. Neither side owed anyone anything, and the matter ended there!

But just when Ai Ge was about to announce this to everyone, a line of comments floating over in the live broadcast room caught his attention.

[Anchor, look at the hand of the third person on the left! ]

"Ok?"

Ai Ge snorted in confusion, but did not react in a hurry. Instead, he turned his head and glanced at it as if nothing had happened.

!!!

Old farmer...Old farmer!

Have you ever seen an old farmer who is not even a professional but has hands as round and smooth as cream?

Ai Ge, realizing that something was wrong, immediately strode over, grabbed the man by the collar, and lifted him up like a chicken.

According to the instructions of the Foreign Affairs Bureau, first shake it very gently until it is dizzy, and then drink it.

"Tell me, who are you?"

There is a saying circulating in the world that the reason why the descendants of rich people have a greater chance of continuing to be rich is because they know more information than the poor.

Ai Ge didn't know whether this statement made sense, but at least in this small barony with a low sense of presence, the importance of "information" was truly reflected vividly.

Because when the villagers knew nothing and the townspeople knew a little, the nobles were already thinking about how to take advantage of the opportunity to make a fortune!

So it was true that the people before them were farmers, but they were not the poor, sympathetic peasants that the four had imagined.

On the contrary, they were actually tenants who had signed contracts with local barons, or in other words, they were able-bodied men who farmed the land and worked for their masters.

As strong laborers under the nobles, they had to work during the busy farming season, and naturally could not rest during the slack farming season. They had to accept the nobles' orders and perform various tasks.

If in the North, East, and South, where the kingdom's power is more developed, these part-time jobs may be escorting caravans, temporary security, or even taking the courage to take a gamble in the mines.

But in the Western Territory, which had been left to its own devices by the kingdom for twenty years, their slack farming life was quite colorful.

To put it simply, when the master wanted something, he would sacrifice himself to become a thief, and when the master sent people to the countryside to collect taxes, he would become a thug...

To put it in a broader sense... For some reason, every autumn in this barony there will always be a group of bandits with unknown origins and unknown mountains that appear.

There is no way. After all, he is the master. The master's hands are for enjoyment, for wearing gold and silver, and for playing with girls. They cannot be dirty!

Therefore, some dirty and tiring work naturally needs to be done by these so-called farmers who actually have no knowledge of farming and are more like gangsters with black gloves.

Just like today, after hearing that the western border defenses were heavily damaged, the Baron immediately summoned these tenants and asked them to cover their faces and help the master "collect taxes."

Hey! Anyway, when the war comes, the territory will definitely be plundered. It is better to put the money into my pocket instead of the enemy's pocket!

Ironically, this is not the first time, nor is it the Baron's amazing wisdom that he came up with alone. In fact, this has been an old custom in the local area for more than ten years.

In the reports of looting every autumn, many of the atrocities were not necessarily committed by the Deep Forest Bandits, but a considerable number of them were actually perpetrated by the Glow Bandits.

However, this year's war is a formal one, and the master thought that he would probably not be able to come back, so he simply ordered the tenants to give him a severe beating.

Unexpectedly, there was a problem with the intelligence. Not only did they fail to get anything big after entering the city, but they ended up provoking a big one.

"Turtle, this sounds a little familiar to me."

"Fuck, aren't these Japanese pirates?"

"Oh awesome! We haven't even started to grow mulberry trees instead of rice, but we're already in trouble in the southeast. I think this country is becoming more and more like the Little Ming Dynasty."

"Okay, then my family has been raising deer for three generations. Which one of you is the lucky king? "

Maybe because they were used to performing, the four of them started making weird jokes while chatting, but their attitudes were basically dissatisfied.

So under the instigation of the barrage, they finally gritted their teeth and took the gangster leader to the local baron to ask for an explanation!

As a result, when they arrived at the Baron's castle, which had been standing for who knows how many years and was so old that moss had grown on the stone exterior walls.

"hurry up!"

"You all look fat and big-eared. Have you not eaten?"

"Don't be lazy! If you delay the master's important business, I will beat you to death!"

There were many carriages parked in the open space near the castle, and servants were loading goods onto the carriages under the command of the old butler.

It is obvious that after plundering the people's wealth, the well-fed and well-drinking lord is ready to run away with the money and his family!

Shit, how can I tolerate this?

But before they could rush over and hit him with the three-second six-stick attack, the gangster leader seized the opportunity and ran over, still shouting.

"Uncle, uncle, please save me, the pioneers are going to turn the tables!"

"Ok?"

The housekeeper, who was busy scolding the servants, then discovered that the nephew he had sent out to lead the tenants to plunder and help him make a small fortune, was actually brought back tied up!

How could the old fellow dare to be negligent? He immediately shouted to the guards stationed in the castle to take action quickly and capture those daring rebels!

Unfortunately, this barony is still too poor. Even if the baron tries his best to exhaust all resources, he won't be able to squeeze out much profit.

Therefore, the military force in the castle was pitifully small, with only three knights and more than twenty guards.

"You should be punished for aiding and abetting the evil!"

How could these few rotten tomatoes and potatoes be any match for the pioneers? Naturally, they didn't even have the ability to resist. They disappeared in a flash and fell to the ground obediently.

Thank you, I won't take the second punch until I get this month's commission.

"You...you guys, what do you want to do!?"

The old butler was so frightened that he could not speak a word and turned around to escape into the castle.

But just as he ran to the door, he found someone staggering out from inside, and the first thing he said was something.

"Stop! Why are you so flustered? What happened?"

The one who could scold the butler like this was naturally the Baron who was wearing pajamas and looked indignant because the player acted too quickly and he didn't know what had happened.

"Master, you..."

However, it goes without saying what will happen to the nobles who lost their land, so the Baron has been in a bad mood in recent days.

"Step aside!"

Now seeing the old butler trembling and looking like a coward, he got angry just by looking at him, so he reached out and pushed him away.

Then, they saw four Orientals, or pioneers, standing in the middle of a group of "corpses" of guards, as if nothing had happened and at their leisure.

……

I have to say that Sichuan Opera face-changing is indeed an excellent traditional culture. You can meet its spiritual inheritors wherever you go.

So the baron, who was eager to scold anyone he saw just now, immediately became timid and put on a warm smile.

"Hey, why are you four heroes here? Is there anything I can help you with?"

Although he was already burning with anger, Ai Ge did not start cursing at the critical moment, but instead said something indifferently.

"We caught these guys robbing people all over town. Mr. Baron, do you know about this?"

No need to guess, after a meaningless chuckle, the baron responded with a firm "I don't know!"

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Ai Ge naturally would not be embarrassed by this, but asked further.

"Then, Mr. Baron, do you know what kind of punishment a robber should receive according to the laws of the kingdom?"

The Baron's expression froze, and he secretly glanced at the nervous butler beside him, but finally raised his chin and spoke calmly.

"According to the law...the main culprit should be hanged!"

"Okay, thank you, Pufa!"

Ai Ge immediately picked up the gangster leader and turned to walk towards the nearby gallows.

The old housekeeper was born with no children, and had been counting on this nephew to take care of him in his old age. He almost fainted when he saw this.

"master!"

Just as he was begging for mercy, the Baron raised his hand to stop him and said loudly.

"Wait! Where are you taking this hero?"

Ai Ge looked back in confusion.

"Of course, we will execute this bandit leader by hanging according to the laws of the kingdom and your orders."

The Baron also pretended to be confused.

"Hey? Who said he was the leader of a bandit group? Hero, you can't just slander a good family member."

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Oh, it turns out you are squatting here with me!

Since the conditions for launching the Hammer Drop Plan had been destroyed by the Baron, Ai Ge could only let go of the gangster leader who was so scared that he was paralyzed like mud.

He found a handkerchief to wipe his hands, but suddenly asked another question.

"Then who do you think is the leader of this gang of robbers, Mr. Baron?"

"I...haha, just kidding. How could I possibly know?"

The Baron was no fool and did not fall into his trap.

The old butler was not stupid either. He simply pointed at his nephew and started scolding him.

"Charlie, I knew that you were always following that old bastard J.K. around, and it must be up to no good!"

Jack...?

The ruffians were all confused by this sentence. Gods above, who is Old Jack?

"Jack! Can't you hear me scolding you? Come out!"

The butler didn't give these idiots a chance to ruin his show, and he changed the subject while cursing.

"Hey? Damn it, where is old Jack? Oh my God, where is that damned scoundrel? Where is he?"

???

!!!

Now everyone understood and started explaining it at once.

One said that old Jack went to the toilet, and another said that old Jack ran to the brothel alley. Those who didn't know would think that Jack could create a clone.

In the end, the local thug who had the opportunity to study and was the nephew of the housekeeper stood up and unified everyone's opinion.

"Uncle! That damn old liar Jack disappeared halfway through the journey. I'm afraid he has already run away with the money we robbed!"

Haha, I have to say it was a really wonderful show.

With the cooperation of the three parties, not only can a bandit leader be created out of thin air, but he can also disappear out of thin air!

But this little stuff may fool others, but how can it fool a wandering poet who has thousands of audiences as his think tank?

A few of them were even amused by the anger, and they laughed along with the Baron for a long time, until the atmosphere completely dropped to freezing point, and Ai Ge lowered his voice.

"So Mr. Baron is determined to keep them?"

It must be said that the Baron's rank was higher, but he was able to keep the smile on his face, but the words in his mouth gradually became colder.

"What? I am the owner of this land. Everything that happens on this land is naturally decided by me."

"Row."

Ai Ge nodded, as if he had made up his mind, and didn't say another word. He didn't even care about the bandits and just left with his brothers.

"Humph, you unruly people!"

The baron, whose back was already covered in cold sweat, let out a long sigh, turned around, kicked the butler and his nephew, and walked away cursing.

"Ouch...what are you looking at? Get back to work!"

After such an incident, everyone was still in shock and busy with their own thoughts until late at night before they finally loaded the goods.

Unfortunately, they were just a bunch of rude servants. No matter how hard they worked, it was useless. The lord's escape plan did not include them.

However, they knew the truth and didn't think they had any chance, so they dragged their aching bodies back to their respective dormitories.

But at this moment, a fast horse suddenly came running from a distance, and the messenger handed the letter to the butler breathlessly, asking him to deliver it to the lord's bedside.

The angry baron had just been helped to sleep by the maid when he was woken up. When he opened his eyes, he saw the old face of the butler, and naturally he was furious again.

But the dirty words were already on the tip of his tongue, but after reading the contents of the letter carefully, he swallowed them all back.

He looked up, his eyes wide open with anger.

"Why are you still standing there? Let's go!"