Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 603 Remember to Call My Name

Bad news: the entire kitchen is full of idiots. They forgot about the oil pan, didn't cover the pot, used the fire blanket incorrectly, and used the fire extinguisher eight times. They almost stepped on all the fire mines. If they had made one less mistake, the fire would not have started.

The good news: There were heavily armed firefighters across the road, and a fire truck nearby.

The result of such a coincidence is that passers-by are confused: "Have I traveled to another world? How can the police respond so quickly?!"

No man can refuse to watch large machinery in operation, so a large number of passers-by quickly gathered here, pointing and talking with cigarettes in their hands.

Ji Ming naturally squatted there as well, and watched the fire truck not far away spraying fire extinguisher at the open window, quickly controlling the fire that was trying to spread.

When the firefighter finally stopped spraying and prepared to observe the situation inside, he heard a whimper behind him.

"what happened?"

He quickly moved closer to Bai Yesheng's mouth, but heard four very vague words.

"It shook...twice..."

"...Alas, I hope that next time I will understand pharmacology."

It was almost noon, and the life-support drugs hanging on Bai Yesheng's body had run out, so he needed to go to a nearby ambulance for resupply.

"I understand. It's a maintenance platform. I could tell you were a humanoid Gundam."

As her wish elf, Ji Ming has to hurry to realize her eighth wish - to dress up as a JK in the style of a monkey.

Eh?

Wait a minute, I remember Yangyue has already produced it, even a belly-revealing chiffon version. Doesn’t she wear it there?

Ji Ming suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart. After taking the clothes from the bodyguard, he quickly took a look at the size.

Yes, this number is too generous for the skinny Bai Yesheng. On the contrary, it is too generous for...

"No, no! I refuse. I admit that I am a bad boy, but this is too cruel!"

"I'm sorry, Mr. Ji Ming. Miss Bai's current physical condition can no longer sustain any efforts, so she specifically asked you to do it for her."

Although Ji Ming firmly and clearly opposed it, he finally chose to compromise and changed into the sailor suit in a mixed style.

"How's that? Is it okay?"

However, Bai Yesheng, who was fully prepared, let out a gasp and said, "Haha, like a big boy without black stockings."

"I am angry!"

But Master Bai would never let him go just like that, and he immediately began to retreat in order to advance.

"Dad, I want to see the whole thing."

"It's no use calling me grandpa."

"The little skirt is pretty. I picked it out."

"That means your taste needs to be improved."

"Show me secretly, I'm dying."

“It is inevitable that there will be regrets in one’s life.”

“One look!”

"no!"

Seeing that Ji Ming refused to give in, Bai Yesheng had no energy to negotiate with him and could only give up.

but.

"You are bad, I want to change my wish!"

"Whatever. I have the right to refuse anyway."

Although she didn't say anything else, seeing her dim eyes moving around, Ji Ming knew that she must be planning something bad.

……

Oh, forget it, next one!

"Ha, a public confession?"

Ji Ming was a little embarrassed, but finally he managed to hold back and laugh at her, "You are more or less a little depressed," he just said caringly.

"No problem. I'll write the love letter for you. Are you going to express your love for Mother Earth or Motherland?"

"you!"

"Why are you so angry? Why, given the current situation, do you still want to write it yourself?"

"No, you!"

"???"

Ji Ming was about to curse when the bodyguard beside him had already handed him an envelope. He glanced at the cover and thought, damn, it was prepared in advance?

He opened the envelope, unfolded the letter, and snorted coldly.

"It's printed. Haha, don't underestimate my intelligence network. The AI wrote it for you, right? You... Shit!"

After reading this not-too-long love letter very responsibly and carefully, Ji Ming's face turned green.

"Oh my God, what kind of mental state are you in...Are you...are you normal? I don't think you are normal! You..."

Ji Minghongwen couldn't be blamed, because with Bai Yesheng's physical condition that made it difficult for him to even hum, this wish also required him to do it for him.

In other words, he must read out this abstract love letter confessing his love to himself in public in order to fulfill Bai Yesheng's ninth wish.

Moreover, it was already afternoon, and there were more pedestrians on the road. Some contestants who got off work early were even preparing to go home.

After all, he was too thin-skinned and Ji Ming felt a little embarrassed.

"I think……"

Unfortunately, fate has its own way, and this time it is someone else's turn to make the final decision.

"no!"

Whatever, if you can avoid the first day, you can't avoid the fifteenth day, isn't it embarrassing? Do it!

Pushing Bai Yesheng to the small green belt in the center of the intersection of the pedestrian street, he raised his arms and began to circle the scene.

"OK guys! Everyone, look at me! Look at me! I have something to announce!"

This place is already out of the CBD, and occasionally there would be a lot of wandering artists or live streamers going crazy here, so people didn't take it too seriously.

Moreover, although this guy has a good-looking face, it is too low to plagiarize Tiger Brother’s early lousy work with a smell of old man. It’s better to bite a lighter!

It was not until Ji Ming cleared his throat, put in 1,000% of his enthusiasm and professionalism, walked in front of Bai Yesheng, and used a voice at the level of a broadcaster.

"Dear handsome cosmic guy Ji Ming, I really~~~~~like you, mua!"

This really shocked everyone, and some of the more observant onlookers immediately took out their mobile phones.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry, maybe we've really encountered a big one."

But up to this point, there are still strong traces of plagiarism, and he cannot be considered an experienced artist with both moral integrity and artistic talent, and he is not a very good artist.

However, when a person is about to die, his words become foul. As a suicide note like the blood-crying cuckoo of Aurora Dance, this letter may be an ordinary thing!

Therefore, after an emotional outburst like a gavel, it was followed by an unbelievable sentence.

"On this ordinary night when I might be watched by aliens, I am staying at my interstellar observatory, oh, actually it is my balcony, using my super-super-invincible love letter pen to write you this love letter that can span light years!"

Passerby: What did I hear?

"First, let me tell you a secret. Ever since you appeared in my world, my life navigation device has completely failed! Because it has been madly pointing in the direction of Ji Ming! Your smile is like the bombed home planet of the Trisolarans. Every time I see it, I have to close my eyes quickly to avoid being blinded!"

Passerby: Wait a minute, isn’t this grammar a bit advanced???

"You know what? Sometimes I wonder if you are a superhero from a parallel universe who traveled here specifically to save me, a nobody on Earth. Because every time I think of you, I feel like I've been hit by a 'gravitational wave'. My whole body goes numb, my heartbeat speeds up, and I feel like I'm about to fly out of the Earth and settle down in your Dyson Sphere!"

Passerby: How do these words form a sentence?

"Ji Ming, your existence is like a black hole's attraction to the surrounding matter. I can't help myself! I once silently calculated the happiness index of being with you in my heart, and found that its value has exceeded the boundaries of the universe. It cannot be described by any numerical unit. Even demons would call me an expert when they see it!"

"But I have to remind you, although I am an Earthling, I am a cosmic-level foodie. If you dare not let me try all the delicacies in all galaxies, I will attack you with the Chibaku Tensei, and then deprive you of your human rights in the Xinghai Yiyitang. I will can you, and every night I will open my phone to record a can and send it to Beli Beli."

"Finally, what I want to say is, Ji Ming, are you willing to be my interstellar partner and explore the universe of love with me? Even if there are threats from Cybertron, the evil gods of the subspace, or even the evil Belia ahead, as long as we hold hands, I believe that we will be able to cross the devil's footprints and find our own rainbow sea!"

"Okay, let me end this cosmic love letter here. I hope that when you receive it, you can feel the cosmic love that I, an Earthling, have for you."

"I will always love you, although it's a little abstract but absolutely sincere, Bai Yesheng!"

“Note: First of all, I am not Nantong. Secondly, I am not Nantong. Then, I am not Nantong… Finally, I am not Nantong, not Nantong, over!”

Without changing a single word or dropping a single tone, Ji Ming read the entire love letter to a new level, and then... then he pushed Bai Yesheng away from the scene at the speed of light.

But they left, and the scene remained quiet, as quiet as death, because even the security guards who came to maintain order stood there in a daze, holding their mobile phones and recording.

It was not until someone clapped their hands that everyone woke up from their dream and gave thunderous applause to this great exploration to verify the upper limit of human shame.

Can't understand.

Do not understand.

But just looking at his shamelessness, this guy is definitely a super ruthless character!

I've had it all my life!

At the same time, a super ruthless character ran away in a hurry.

"Ah, I think I'm going to die before you!"

Ji Ming ran for several hundred meters before he stopped, while Bai Yesheng, who was sitting in front of him, kept grinning foolishly.

"Huh...Okay, no more beeping, one last wish!"

Like his first wish, Bai Yesheng’s last wish is also very simple, which is to die with dignity.

"Well, is this respectable enough now?"

Bai Yesheng glanced at him and couldn't help but giggled twice.

"Ugh!"

Pushing her to a bench, Ji Ming sat down tiredly.

Although the sun is scorching, it is rare to feel cool under the shade of the trees.

However, Ji Ming was afraid that Bai Yesheng could not stand the cool breeze from time to time, so he covered her with the little skirt.

"I really feel like a father taking care of a child...Okay, do you have anything else to say to me?"

Bai Yesheng finally laughed enough and tilted his head.

"Yes, as your father, I have to consider your happiness for the rest of your life."

Ji Ming was stunned for a moment, and wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth with a piece of paper before answering.

"Oh, I'm so touched. You, a paralyzed person, are actually thinking about my happiness?"

Who knew Bai Yesheng was serious.

"Stop arguing! Let me analyze the girl next to you, listen carefully!"

Ignoring the sarcasm in his words, I spoke each word with emphasis.

"First, there is Fia, who committed the sin of Khorne. She is rich and powerful, one of the richest women in Yangyue. She is also very handsome, but unfortunately, she is unlucky and has almost gone mad."

"In her current situation, the upper limit is Empress Wu, and the lower limit is Empress Dowager Cixi. You will never be able to touch the hem of Catherine's skirt in this lifetime. You are too soft-hearted. You will be bullied by her anyway. That's not good!"

"Then there is Adele, who committed the crime of Tzeentch. She is a good person, has a strong learning ability, and really likes you. Unfortunately, she is too smart, so smart that it's a little scary."

"Although this style will definitely bring good luck to your husband and ensure that you will have no worries about food and clothing and live comfortably, but your personality will definitely be controlled by her. That's not good!"

"Next is Eleanor, who committed the crime of Nurgle. There are no flaws in her character or resume, but to be honest, she doesn't have any skills other than being a fool."

"Let me put it this way. If she didn't have a godfather like you who praises her to death, her best ending would be to catch a rich husband. So she can't support you, a flower. It's not good!"

"I remember there seems to be a centaur who likes you. Alas, Slaanesh! I think forget it. Even if you can hold it in your arms, you can't stir up this big jar. Not good!"

As he spoke, Bai Yesheng's speech became faster and faster, his words became clearer, and even a light appeared in his eyes.

But Ji Ming knew that this did not mean that she was getting better, but that she was about to die and entered her final stage of vitality.

"Huh, why is it a little hot all of a sudden? Don't just stand there, help me take this skirt off!"

Ji Ming wiped the sweat from her forehead with paper, but did not do as he was told. Instead, he continued to ask.

"So this is not good, and that is not good either. Then, may I ask, who do you think is good?"

"I……"

Bai Yesheng laughed dryly twice.

"I'm just helping you analyze it. It's still up to you to choose who it will be in the future. What if you just like being manipulated by women and being a bright and charming little husband?"

Ji Ming was too tired to complain and had entered a state of playing badly. He even said "hmm" submissively.

"Anything else? I remember you still have one wish you haven't used yet."

Bai Yesheng thought for a moment, then suddenly smiled strangely and motioned Ji Ming to come closer.

"Then remember, no matter who you choose in the end, you must remember to call my name, so that I can feel a sense of participation!"

Ji Mingren was confused, but he nodded hesitantly.

"Don't...don't worry, I will definitely...uh, call your name!"

Unexpectedly, Bai Yesheng hummed in confusion.

"Who told you to call my name? I wanted her to call me!"

"???"

Ji Ming's expression was unprecedentedly wonderful. For a moment, he even forgot to denounce the minotaur's behavior and said in confusion.

"But, but but...she may not know you!"

"It's okay, just let her shout, and just treat me as a part of your marital fun."