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On the banks of the Dafan River, in Yunliu Town, the sun sets over the western mountains.

"Hey, look, there's a person in the river."

"Did you drown?"

"Come on, come on, get her out quickly."

In the rushing Dafan River, a figure looms, like a dead leaf falling from a tree, drifting down with the ups and downs of the water.

The nearby fishing team saw it and rushed to rescue him, even though everyone felt that the hope of this man's survival was very slim.

As the figure got closer and closer, people's expressions became more and more strange: the man didn't look like he was drowning, but he was leisurely and leisurely, with his hands folded behind his head, as if... lying on his own couch. !

Looking closer, the onlookers could not help but exclaim: What a handsome young man!

This young man was dressed in white. Except for the hem of his clothes, there were not many wet spots on his body. He also held a bright red apple in his hand, which made the young man's face look as white as jade. Her black hair was tied up, and her pair of dark and bright eyes said blankly: "Good afternoon everyone, why are you looking at me?"

"You, you, you...are you okay?" A young fisherman asked in shock.

"Me? What can happen to me?" The boy casually took a bite of the apple in his hand, got up from the water, and stepped ashore.

Only then did everyone realize that beneath her body was a wooden board that was only one foot long and half a foot wide.

Such a small wooden board would definitely not be able to support her. This boy is so light-hearted!

The young man touched his empty sleeve pocket, looked at the sky again, and said pitifully to the crowd surrounding her: "It turns out it's already so late. Is there any kind-hearted uncle, aunt, or uncle who can let me stay overnight? My The money bag seemed to have been washed away by the river."

What a poor kid.

Everyone couldn't help but feel pity for this young man. Not only did he not have any money, he didn't even have a bag to carry with him. All he had was the apple in his hand. What a good thing!

So a restaurant manager who happened to be passing by and came to join in the fun said: "Poor kid, even if I take you in for one night, you won't have the money to move on. Why don't you work as a waiter in our restaurant for more than ten days and earn some expenses?" Let's go, there's a grand party happening in the restaurant tonight, and there must be a shortage of manpower, what do you think?"

Yun Qinglai's eyes lit up when he heard this: "Okay! Thank you so much!"

She is the Right Chancellor of the Dayong Kingdom, and she has never been a clerk!

Ever since she traveled to this fictional ancient time, Yun Qinglai felt that her head was getting bigger. She was busy dealing with government affairs every day, and she had to protect her body by dressing up as a man. She didn't know why the emperor suddenly showed mercy and gave her the gift of love. During her three-month vacation, she naturally had to have some fun.

The spring was beautiful, so Yun Qing came and started a quick trip. Feeling that it was going too slowly, he hitched a ride on the river and drifted to this remote town. He changed his name to Yun Lai and became a restaurant owner. Little fella.

The name of this restaurant is Zuishenglou. From the name, you can tell that this is no ordinary restaurant, but a romantic place built by the river. There is no shortage of delicacies, fine wines and beauties.

From a distance, the gilded signboard with the words "Zuisheng Building" looked particularly ostentatious among the brightly lit shops.

She followed the steward to the door of the restaurant, and the strong smell of makeup and powder inside hit her face, making her sneeze, tsk, tsk, could this be a brothel? As soon as Yun Qinglai entered, he was surrounded by the sisters inside, and finally found a chance to run to the roof to take a breath.

She wiped the red lip marks on her face, then raised her sleeves to smell the rouge smell on her body. It seemed that she had underestimated the brothel. She didn't expect that the Yingying Yanyan in the brothel would be so enthusiastic, even her. Even the young man will not be spared!

Yun Qinglai sat on the roof and looked at the brightly lit lights extending from the entrance of the restaurant to the riverside. It was even more lively at night than during the day. There were lights and colorful lights everywhere, and he didn't know what happy event was happening.

Oh, by the way, I heard there seems to be some grand event coming tonight?

Yun Qing came to remove some tiles from the roof and looked into the building. There was a buzz of people below, as if preparations were being made for the upcoming event. Yun Qinglai was a little curious, what kind of event was it?

It happened that there was a new boy below, who curiously asked Manager Fang: "Manager Fang, why is it so lively tonight?"

Manager Fang said: "Tonight, Miss Leng Yue, the oiran in our building, is selling her personal items. Many dignitaries will come. Please be smart and don't make any mistakes. We can't afford to offend you." I heard that Mr. Xiao Xiaohou paid a deposit of 1,000 taels in advance and wanted to take a photo of Miss Lengyue’s silk handkerchief! Where is the boy named Yun Lai? "

Yun Qinglai turned a deaf ear to his name being called, but he felt that the young marquis mentioned by Manager Fang sounded familiar.

Mr. Xiao Xiaohou? Xiao Huaixi?

Xiao Huaixi was young and well-known, and even Yun Qing, who was far away in the capital, had heard about him.

I heard that his father was just such a son, and he was extremely dandy. Every year when his father went to burn incense and worship Buddha, he would cry and pray to the Bodhisattva to help his only son to follow the right path. This joke spread to the capital thousands of miles away.

One thousand taels to buy a silk handkerchief, tsk tsk, you are indeed a dandy.

The noisy noise of people in the building has decreased a lot, but many rich and noble gentlemen have come in and are sitting around the round table in the center of the restaurant. It seems that the grand party is about to begin.

Everyone stared with wide eyes, as if they were afraid of missing the scene when the oiran appeared. However, the oiran was not present. All that was present were the items that the oiran was preparing to sell. The dignitaries in the building suddenly became agitated, shouting that they had been deceived. At this time, a young man stood up, pointed to a silk handkerchief placed on it and said: "I want this silk handkerchief used by Miss Lengyue."

"This silk handkerchief was ordered by the young Marquis. You can't do it." The madam in the building said quickly.

"Xiaohuai West? Why haven't they come yet? Is it because they heard that Grandpa I was coming and were so scared that they hid?"

"Mr. Liu, this is your fault. A gentleman will not win people's love, so why do you have to be such a villain?" A young man who couldn't understand Mr. Liu's style said scornfully.

"Who are you calling a villain?"

Then these people started shouting, and everyone rolled their arms and legs, making the restaurant full of smoke.

Yun Qing came to watch enthusiastically from the rooftop. It's boring for these people to argue. If you can, stop arguing and fight quickly! She was really anxious.

"Do it, do it quickly!"

Yes, that's right.

Wait, who's talking? Could it be that she spoke her mind?

No, this was obviously a man's voice. Yun Qinglai raised her head suddenly, and a clear face burst into her eyes, less than a foot away from her.

The person who came was wearing mysterious clothes. There were no patterns on the clothes, so the identity of the other person could not be identified.

The moonlight shone on the other party's body, making him even more majestic, dignified and handsome, but with a pair of evil smiling eyes. At this time, he was also looking at Yun Qing.

Yun Qinglai frowned and pulled his face away, but the other party shamelessly moved his face towards her again and said, "You don't seem to be from Yunliu Town. Where are you from? What are you doing here? ?”

"Why are you so close to me?" Yun Qinglai didn't answer, wondering why everyone in this town was so familiar to him.

"I'm curious," the man raised his eyebrows and said, "You don't look like a good person for picking up the tiles of other people's restaurants. I'll get closer and see your face clearly, so you can report to the official."

Yun Qing came from Zhili, but he was not to be outdone: "You are very enthusiastic. Even if we enter the government, won't we still have to be together?"

"That makes sense." The man turned over and crossed his legs to sit next to Yun Qinglai. "But if you don't tell me, and I don't tell you, no one will know. Since I have protected you, as a reward, you have to tell me your name."

Yun Qinglai sneered and was too lazy to pay attention to him.

When the man saw that Yun Qing came and ignored him, he was not annoyed. Instead, he boasted: "There is nothing in this town that I don't know. We are destined to meet each other. If there is anything you want to know, I will tell you everything." It’s all done, how about it?”

"That's going to disappoint you. There's nothing I want to know."

"In this case, let me just say something casually." The man was extremely arrogant, and even though he was frustrated, he continued: "Do you know about Mr. Xiao Xiaohou they mentioned?"

"I'm sorry you don't know either. You said he spends a lot of money at every turn. No amount of wealth is enough to defeat him, right? Do you know why he is such a playboy?"

For some reason, Yun Qing was attracted by his topic as soon as he came, and he followed his words and asked, "Why?"

"I heard," the man suddenly lowered his voice, as if he was about to say something secret, for fear that someone other than the two of them would hear it. Yun Qinglai's breathing also became lighter with his sudden change in tone.

The man suddenly smiled evilly and said: "I heard that the young Marquis has problems in that area, so, you know, his personality is somewhat twisted."

"Which aspect?" Yun Qinglai was a little unable to react at first, but then he suddenly realized.

It turns out to be a hidden disease.

"Are you still not a man? You can't even understand this? You just don't do it!"

After saying that, she came close to Yun Qinglai and started to smell it with her nose. After sniffing, she kept getting closer and closer, and her face almost touched her neck: "You still smell of rouge. You are good-looking." , that’s what the empress is chirping about, she shouldn’t be a woman!”

Yun Qing's face felt hot when he rubbed her like this, and her neck felt numb.

He opened his hand to push his head and said angrily: "Who are you calling a bitch? Who are you calling a woman?"

The smell of rouge was not hers, but something that had just been rubbed against her.

The man dodged with quick eyes and hands. As a result, none of them could sit still and fell down with a swish sound along the sloping roof of the restaurant. It made a shocking noise, causing everyone in the restaurant to come out to watch. One of them exclaimed: : "Little Marquis!"

"Little Marquis, I've searched everywhere but I can't find you. Why did you fall from the sky!"

"Hurry up and bring some more people! Little Marquis, are you hurt from the fall? Doesn't it matter?"

Just when Yun Qing came, he wanted to come down and help him, but he was shocked by what everyone called him: Is this person Xiao Huaixi?

This person who was so arrogant and told a stranger that Xiao Xiaohou had a hidden illness was Xiao Xiaohou himself?

He scolded himself?

What kind of medicine is this man selling in his gourd? Could it be that there is simply something wrong with the brain?

"Ouch, you guys really have no eyesight. If you don't help me up quickly, my whole body will fall apart. My legs hurt so much, it seems like they were broken!"

The two-story restaurant must have been five or six meters high, but Xiao Huaixi's injuries were not serious at first glance. He leaned on the ground and hugged his legs and screamed, with a hint of annoyance in his tone.

He probably didn't want others to find him, but he ended up falling on his back in front of everyone and was completely embarrassed.

"I can set bones, show me quickly."

No one knows where Yun Qinglai got next to Xiao Huaixi. When the people around him were not paying attention, he grabbed his leg and lifted it up suddenly. With a bang, the broken leg was restored to him. On.

"Ouch! Damn it, couldn't you be gentler?" Xiao Huaixi grinned in pain and looked at Yun Qing complainingly.

Yun Qing came with a smile on her lips and said sarcastically in a voice that only Xiao Xiaohou could hear: "I don't know who the queen is, she can't even bear this little pain."

Xiao Huaixi said helplessly: "Okay, okay, you win, you are awesome."

At the same time, he yelled to the servants of the mansion who came in a hurry: "You idiots, this doctor in front of you has connected my leg bone in one fell swoop, and you are so happy to be received in the mansion to entertain me, don't let it go." She ran away."

This doesn't sound like a good thing at all.

So Yun Qing couldn't escape even if he came to run away. Before he could become a servant, he was pushed into the Marquis's house in the name of "doctor".

The entire residence of Huaijin Marquis Xiao Huaixi is quite elegant, not as ostentatious as himself.

As soon as Yun Qing came to this mansion with his servants, Xiaohuai Xi called him to his bedroom.

As soon as he entered, Yun Qing saw the man lying lazily on the bed and shouted angrily: "Look at the good things you did. I was almost crippled by you. What are you going to do?"

"Master Marquis, what do you think you are going to do?"

When Yun Qing came to ask, he rolled his eyes in his heart. The Marquis of Huaijin was obviously the first to file a complaint against this evil person.

But Xiaohuai Xi was a marquis after all, and it was normal for him to be angry after losing such a big face.

Xiaohuai Xi frowned and thought for a moment, then said, "Now you can tell me your name."

"Cao Min Yun, here is the new guy from Zuisheng Building. Is there anything else you want to ask, Lord Marquis?"

"Hmm - it doesn't look like it, it really doesn't look like it." Xiao Xiaohou said in a long tone, touched his chin, and said: "Then how come you can still set bones? I think you are quite skilled in this technique. You often do it." Do this?"

Yun Qing didn't even look up: "Rough men in the countryside are often injured, so it's normal for them to order Qihuang to set bones."

"Just you? You look like you can't raise your shoulders or carry it. You're a country man. If the wild boar comes, I don't think you can draw the arrow away." Xiao Xiaohou raised his eyebrows and said sarcastically.

"It is indeed no better than you, Lord Marquis." Yun Qinglai's eyes glanced at his legs twice, and the meaning was obvious.

Xiao Xiaohou understood her unspoken meaning of ridicule, so he said angrily: "Bold! I am the Marquis! How can I allow you to be so presumptuous here?"

When Yun Qing came, he thought that his next words would be to say something more in line with the status of the Marquis, such as "take this person down", but unexpectedly, his momentum dropped in the next second: "It's not all your fault that I can't get out of bed. Why don't you come and pinch my legs?"

Yun Qing thought to himself, although Xiao Xiaohou is stupid, he has no airs.

But also, how much real power can a young marquis in a remote area have? I'm afraid it's not as good as the great eunuch beside the emperor.

When other officials were sick, their wives and concubines would come to visit in groups, either making chicken soup or bringing snacks. Why did Xiao Xiaohou not have any concubines come to visit him in the past two days?

Oh, by the way, Xiao Xiaohou said he wouldn’t do it himself! That makes sense.

So when Yun Qing came to see Xiaohuai West, he felt a little more compassionate.

Even though I was reluctant, I still pressed my hands with the mentality of not being as knowledgeable as this poor guy.

Although the young Marquis is not very smart, his physical fitness is quite good. After falling from such a high place, except for a broken leg, the rest of his body was intact.

But even if nothing happened, he would not let Yun Qing go easily. Of course, Yun Qing would not be idle in the house except for pressing his legs.

The cat that annoyed Xiao Xiaohou yesterday, and the bird that teased Xiao Xiaohou today, didn't look restrained at all, they were very relaxed and relaxed.

Coupled with Yun Qing's good looks in the next life, several maids in the mansion wanted to talk to her.

Early in the morning, Xiao Xiaohou heard two maids secretly discussing outside the window: "This Doctor Yun is good-looking and gentle. I wonder if he is suitable for marriage?"

"Even if Dr. Yun gets married, I still want to be her concubine!"

Xiao Xiaohou snorted disdainfully: Look at your potential.

It happened that Yun Qing came over, and the two maids hurriedly gathered around them. The three of them talked about something, and Yun Qing suddenly smiled like a spring water rippling.

This smile was caught by Xiao Xiaohou, who was planning to eavesdrop on the corner. Somehow, Xiao Xiaohou suddenly had a sentence in his heart: "As pretty as a peach in three springs, as pure as a chrysanthemum in nine autumns."

As soon as the idea came to his mind, Xiao Xiaohou immediately crossed his shoulders and felt cold for a while. How could he have such an idea in a grown man.

Xiao Xiaohou, who wanted to bring Yun Qing to his house to take revenge on her, was not happy, and secretly complained that this man was showing off like a male peacock when he arrived, as if he had given Ecstasy to the maids in his house.

Then he called Yun Qinglai in from the window and massaged his legs.

Yun Qing had just been called over. Before she could press the button a few times, she heard the young Marquis ask: "I asked you to come here to treat my injury caused by a fall. How dare you seduce the maid in my mansion?"

"Little Marquis, where are you? The sisters in the house just see me as a stranger, so they take good care of me."

"If the prince wants to find a beautiful concubine to replace the common people..."

Yun Qinglai's movements stopped for a moment, his eyes slid from his legs to the area under his waist, then he turned his head and coughed dryly.

Xiao Huaixi suddenly recalled the nonsense she had told her at the restaurant about his refusal, so she began to change the subject: "Hey - be gentle, it hurts!"

"The common people are not harsh." Yun Qing came without giving any face.

"You are still quibbling here. I have been lying in bed for so many days, and I don't know who caused it. My studies have been delayed by you!"

Yun Qing thought to himself, who in Yunliu Town doesn't know that Mr. Xiao Xiaohou is good at eating, drinking and having fun, but he can irritate several academy gentlemen when he writes articles.

I can’t get out of bed yet, I’ve already recovered. Why are you pretending to be here?

"That's really the sin of the common people." She said this, but there was no look of apology on her face.

Xiao Xiaohou got off the donkey along the slope: "Yes! Sir, you have come to visit me several times. You are eagerly waiting for me to return to the academy. I will go back tomorrow."

Hearing this, Yun Qinglai's eyes lit up, thinking that the young marquis finally wanted to let her go.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Xiaohou seemed to know what she was thinking, and he was determined not to do what she wanted: "You will also go back to the academy with me and become my bookboy. That's it! What do you think?"

Yun Qinglai said angrily: "Whatever the Marquis says will be whatever it is. What the Marquis decides, Yunlai and a common man can do what he wants."

Being a book boy is an interesting life experience, but being the young prince's book boy may lead to some troubles.

Xiao Xiaohou unexpectedly did not protest, but there was an indescribable sense of pride on his face, which made Yun Qinglai couldn't help but twitch his lips.

This little Marquis is indeed mentally ill!