He was reborn and became a firefighter again?

Chapter 16 A flavorful day

Half an hour later.

Class Nine stood in a row, their bodies tense.

The entire playground was very quiet. Everyone was standing motionless according to the military posture standards taught by the monitor.

"Junzi, what does it express?"

Hao Chengbin put his hands behind his back and asked everyone with a smile.

"Report! It expresses the attitude of a soldier!" Lu Ze, the leader of the queue, said loudly.

Hao Chengbin rolled his eyes: "I asked you to explain, not to translate!"

Seeing that the squad leader was not serious, Yue Tao felt that the opportunity to play tricks had come, so he said with a smile.

"Report to the monitor! It expresses the author's homesickness!"

"Hahahaha..." The whole class burst into laughter.

Hao Chengbin also laughed, but it was just a sneer. After laughing, he walked behind Yue Tao and whipped him on the buttocks.

"Military posture!"

"represents!"

"A soldier!"

"requirement!"

"attitude!"

Every time Hao Chengbin gritted his teeth and uttered a sentence, it was a kick.

Yue Tao held his butt and grinned, but it was his thick butt that suffered, and he was still in the mood to joke.

"Monitor! I was wrong!! Your whip legs are more handsome than Monitor Pan!"

Hao Chengbin walked to the front of the queue and sneered: "Yue Tao, if you laugh with me in the queue again, I will show you next time whether I am handsome or not!"

Fang Huai couldn't help but want to remind Yue Tao.

Hao Chengbin's style of leading the troops is a little more relaxed, probably because he doesn't want everyone to be so tight-minded, but don't think that veterans can't mess with people.

If you keep pretending to be crazy and acting stupid like this, whenever you encounter a minefield, you may have to leave an unforgettable memory.

The recruits next to them didn't realize this, and were still watching happily. The more people made jokes, the faster the training time passed. At this moment, only Fang Huai and Zhao Bing were still maintaining their military postures in the queue. The others People are taking the opportunity to relax.

Hao Chengbin did not make any adjustments.

ten minutes later.

Captain Hao stood by the wall and looked at the scenery outside for a while. When he turned around, he saw several people rubbing their legs and doing tricks, so he walked to the front of the queue with a smile.

"I see that you are not in a high mood while standing in a military posture."

It's coming, it's coming.

Fang Huai had a premonition in his heart.

"It seems that it's easier to be lazy while standing. To prevent you from being lazy, you have to delay me from seeing beautiful women... Let's do this, lie down and do push-ups to get ready!"

"Holy shit, Sun Lianhai, Liu Yue! It's you two, moving around! Are you comfortable?" Yue Tao was unhappy in various ways.

Lu Zexian couldn't stand it anymore and turned around.

"Yue Tao, you didn't move? I saw you moving around out of the corner of my eye!"

Hao Chengbin's eyes widened: "What are you talking about? Did you forget what you said this morning? Do you want to be trash? If your comrades make mistakes, you must bear the responsibility!"

"Report!" Lu Zexian said loudly.

"speak!"

"Yue Tao is always moving around. As a comrade, I should remind him!"

"Queue discipline! Do you understand? Get down!"

Hao Chengbin walked directly behind Lu Zexian, and this time he was not polite at all. He kicked him on the thigh. Lu Zexian was kicked forward and staggered forward, and he cried in pain.

Fang Huai stood nearby and clearly saw Lu Zexian's fists clenched. He quickly stepped forward and pretended to give him a hand, then held his fist tightly.

"It's here now. It's your choice. Don't be impulsive." Fang Huai whispered.

"It's all coming" is a widely used term among the people to refer to all persuasive behaviors. The core is to use "it's not easy to come" to cover up the price that will be paid next.

The same confusing words include "in the middle of winter", "unworthy", "lowering your head but not looking up", "give me face", "still a child", "it's not easy", etc. .

In the end, "everyone dies."

Lu Ze clenched his molars and unclenched his fists one after another.

When people are in adversity, it is easier to listen to advice.

When Fang Huai returned to the team and lay down, he was actually a little excited.

After waiting all morning, I finally got the chance to get down openly.

Unexpectedly, Hao Chengbin said something that disappointed him.

"My requirements are not high, thirty standard push-ups! Do the standard! Keep your waist straight, only the shoulder joints and elbow joints change, and the upper arm and forearm should be at a 90-degree angle, no need to touch the ground! If anyone is watched by me When it comes to cheating and cheating, do it again!...Fang Huai, you can do it less!"

"No, monitor!" Fang Huai said immediately.

"This is an order! You just lost strength a few hours ago, just do... twenty!" Hao Chengbin's tone left no room for doubt.

While Fang Huai was still waiting to argue, several people next to him were already staring at him with pleading expressions.

If we continue chatting, let alone doing push-ups, it will be quite tiring just standing on the ground.

"Watch my movements clearly! When I ask you to do it again later, don't say I didn't demonstrate!"

As Hao Chengbin spoke, he leaned down facing the queue, put his hands on the ground, did a standard push-up, and stopped at a low position.

"Do it like this! Count one!"

After saying that, he pressed his lower body against the ground: "Don't do this to me! If you like Sun and Di, I will let you lie down all the time!"

A standard push-up requires the participation of the triceps brachii, pectoralis major, latissimus dorsi, abdominal muscles, gluteus maximus, and leg muscles at the same time!

Push-ups, sit-ups, and weight-bearing squats are the most basic strength exercises for the army. You must set standards for me!

If the movements are not standardized, not only will you not get the desired effect, but you will also injure your lumbar spine! "

Fang Huai couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

I didn’t do any warm-up stretching before doing push-ups. Does cramping count as an injury?

Captain Hao stood up and finally gave the order: "Count by yourself!"

One fell down on the spot.

Peng Yingqirui.

This thing hasn't been done yet, it only lasted a few words, and the body's power supply system has collapsed.

"report!"

"What report are you reporting? Get up!" Hao Chengbin grabbed Peng Yingqirui's belt and pulled him up.

The person next to me had already taken advantage of the chaos and quickly made a few.

"Chen Zhongqiang, Lu Zexian, pretend I can't see you? Do it again!"

There was a cry.

Fang Huai did his second push-up and then got up.

"two!"

It went down slowly and came up again, with smooth movements and no rest.

"three!"

Fang Huai felt so good.

The feeling of strength coming from his arms at this moment made him feel fulfilled.

After doing it ten times, Hao Chengbin finally discovered that Fang Huai was doing it in slow motion!

And there is no pause, the body is in a straight line, and the movements are very standard!

Whoever does it knows how difficult it is.

"Report to the squad leader, it's done!"

Zhao Bing had already done thirty standard push-ups and stood up, clapping his hands, observing other comrades in arms.

Realizing that Fang Huai had just counted to ten, his eyes naturally passed over and looked at Jiang Peng.

Jiang Peng has also made twenty-two.

"Fang Huai, don't hold on!" Hao Chengbin frowned and spoke.

Peng Yingqirui's face turned pale, and dozens of cordial greetings from Captain Hao's family flashed through her heart.

Why are you telling him not to hold on? And me? ?

What are you carrying me for? ?

Zhao Bing finally noticed Fang Huai. He was very strong, but he had no systematic training and did not see the reason. He only felt that Fang Huai was struggling and was a little worried.

"Fang Huai, you lasted so long this morning... take a rest! The squad leader said... it's hard, so don't do it!"

When Jiang Peng heard this, he seemed to have taken an aphrodisiac and screamed louder and faster.

"Twenty-seven! Twenty-eight! Two...nine...thirty! Report! It's done!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he quickly stood up and looked down at Fang Huai, feeling the joy of the winner.

Fang Huai reached the fifteenth place and finally felt tired, but he was more excited inside.

My arm strength can still hold on, but my heart can't bear it anymore.

This kind of slow-motion push-ups without stopping makes it easy to breathe out but difficult to breathe in.

In the past, he could only perform this movement for seven or eight times in a row, but now he has broken the record, and he is still not exhausted.

Paused for a rest.

Peng Yingqirui, who was the most exhausted, did not finish a single task and was groaning and panting under the hands of Squad Leader Hao. Sun Lianhai, who was second to last, did five tasks and was holding on with difficulty.

"Squad leader, I really...can't hold it anymore!"

Squad Leader Hao thought about the first day of training and finally relaxed.

"Get up and rest for a minute and keep doing it!"

The embarrassing situation occurred again.

Fang Huai didn't want to think about it.

"Fang Huai, are you trying to hold on again? If you can't do it, get up quickly! Don't make everyone worry!" Jiang Peng made a sarcastic comment at the right time.

Fang Huai raised his head and looked at Hao Chengbin, who happened to meet his eyes with complicated eyes.

...forget it.

In the blink of an eye, Fang Huai's movements suddenly accelerated.

"Sixteen! Seventeen...Twenty-nine! Thirty!"

"What the hell?" the two of them said, expressing confusion.

"Fuck..." Two four times, with a long sound at the end, indicating shock.

Accompanied by various soft "fuck"s, Fang Huai's movements were standard, and with the last move, he suddenly exerted force and stood up.

This guy almost didn't pretend, he staggered a bit, but still stood firm.

This time, his strength was extremely sour.

The people next to me were blinking vigorously.

Jiang Peng shook his head repeatedly, Trump was possessed.

Impossible, science fiction, absolutely impossible.

Hao Chengbin walked to Fang Huai and pinched Fang Huai's arm in disbelief.

"Practice? How many years?"

He was sure that this was definitely not the result of three or five days.

Many of the veterans who went out to the army suffered from lumbar muscle strain and arthritis, so in recent years they have begun to promote the concept of scientific exercise. As a squad leader, he also learned a lot of relevant knowledge.

Slow push-ups test the stability of deep muscles. They are purely training strength and have little effect. If you want to rise slowly and fall slowly like Fang Huai, doing more than a dozen consecutively, I have never practiced it specifically. It is difficult and requires a lot of effort. power to maintain.

He just didn't expect where Fang Huai got his strength.

If we analyze it in depth through physics, "Approaching Science" can last for three episodes.

"I'm reporting to the monitor, I practiced arm strength for a while when I was studying... but my endurance is not very good."

Fang Huai didn't dare to brag. After all, he did a two-kilometer exercise this morning. Although it was slow, he didn't feel very relaxed. In the three-kilometer test, he would definitely not meet the passing standards of the new corps.

"I think your core strength is good! How could you faint after holding on for so long this morning?" Hao Chengbin patted Fang Huai on the back again.

Fang Huai's thoughts changed rapidly.

"...I didn't eat much last night, I'm hungry! I have no energy!"

Yue Tao immediately said loudly: "Yes! Monitor, Fang Huai ate half a bowl of noodles last night! I asked him to give him some more, but he said no!"

"I'm telling you! Let's eat that meal this morning!" Hao Chengbin put his hands behind his back and continued: "Last night was the New Year's Eve noodles, which were delicious! Why not eat them?"

Fang Huai looked embarrassed: "Squad leader...can you not say it?"

Hey? Something wrong!

Hao Chengbin didn't understand: "Why? Stop whining!"

Damn it, this is what you asked me to say, dead Taoist friends are not dead poor Taoists!

Fang Huai looked at everyone's curious expressions and hesitated: "Didn't I come here a day earlier... That big basin for holding noodles... I saw the aunt in the cafeteria used it to wash dishes yesterday morning, and also used it to fill water in the afternoon. !…I don’t know what they used it for! The noodles I ate yesterday…there was a layer of oil floating on it, I don’t know where it came from…! I really can’t eat it anymore!”

Everyone was stunned.

"yue...wow..."

Peng Yingqirui really vomited. I don't know whether it was because of the pain caused by the belt or because of nausea.

Others who didn't want to vomit started to retching when they saw the puddle of vomit.

A breeze blew.

This is a fun playground.

……

At the end of the morning training, Liu Yue, the on-duty student who was responsible for serving everyone's meals and washing dishes today, went to the canteen in advance. Before leaving, he secretly promised everyone that he would find out the purpose of that basin.

When everyone arrived at the cafeteria, they saw Liu Yue's expression was a little strange, and they all understood.

Today at noon, everyone's appetite has been reduced to some extent.

The instigator, Fang Huai, cooked all the leftover dishes, making it difficult for Hao Chengbin to say anything.

……

Back at the class, the company headquarters distributed folding mats first, probably to make it easier for everyone to take a nap.

Hao Chengbin naturally announced the rules for an afternoon break.

"It's just right. This Mazar, when you take a nap in the future, you can sit on it and sleep anywhere, but you can't sleep on the bed! After cleaning up the housework in the morning and before blowing the whistle and washing up in the evening, the bed will be your restricted area! Sit, just Can sit on the horse! Bench!"

"Squad leader, can I lie down on the table and sleep for a while? It's uncomfortable!" Peng Yingqirui pointed to the table at the door.

Seeing Peng Yingqirui's weak appearance, Hao Chengbin felt that the child's mental endurance was too fragile, so he decided to give him some guidance.

But the army is not a school after all. We cannot use the school's education model of chewing things slowly. We must take some strong medicine.

So he deliberately sneered and said: "That's it, can't you stand it? Isn't it just a basin? Do you know how our squadron instructor punished me when I was demobilized?"

As soon as these words came out, everyone became interested, especially Yue Tao and Xiao Mazha, who all pulled to Hao Chengbin's legs.

"Squad leader, tell me!"

Hao Chengbin crossed his legs and said with a smile: "Back then, when we just got off the team, we encountered a major car accident on the highway!"

"Oh?" Zhao Bing, who was studying the retractable function of the folding horse, also turned his head and started to praise it.

"The big truck in front rolled over, and a car rear-ended it. The big truck was OK, but the car... was very miserable! It was directly stabbed in the head by the steel drill of the truck! When we go there, let us remove the deceased from Get it out of the car! You have to get the steel drill out!

The steel drill was sawed off, and when it was pulled out, the brains burst out from the wound and nostrils!Do you know what color the brain is?Not green!It's gray and gray!Bring a little yellow!And there’s blood…”

Hao Chengbin spoke so vividly that some people already frowned.

"...Later we were out of the police force, and the instructor took us to search several streets and found a stall! Tofu bread! Oh, the color is so similar! Add some chili oil! Mix it up, stir it up... The recruits must eat it Two bowls! I will never forget it in my life!"

(_..)……

The more the recruits think about each other, the more solemn their expressions become.

"That's right! You guys are rushing to eat that Mapo tofu today! If the minced meat inside is raw, stir it up and it should be almost the same! It looks more like tofu brain!"

Yue Tao was the first to stick out his tongue and say "yue", while Peng Yingqirui stood up covering her mouth with a strange expression.

"Monitor, I'm going to the toilet!"

Hao Chengbin stood up and grabbed him fiercely, giving the recruit a final blow to the still rational recruit.

"If you want to vomit, just vomit here! There's a trash can there! All the noodles you vomited this morning were, right? There were eggs and so on! You didn't eat much at lunch! Let me see what else you can vomit out, and everyone will come and visit! See if you have any snacks!"

Damn it, memories kill.

Fang Huai couldn't hold it back and rolled his eyes, feeling like his throat was being pressed.

Now everyone started to cry.