I went down the mountain to hide from my senior sister, but my stunning fiancée took advantage of he

Number One did not stop them and let the two walk out of the Zhonghua Pavilion.

Walking on the street, Ye Nan did not rush back home, but arranged the next series of actions in his mind while walking.

We must go to Yunyin Pavilion first, but we cannot miss this blessed land.

It is necessary to send some people to the paradise first.

Who should I send?

After thinking for a long time, Ye Nan decided to let Nan Shijiu and Dongfang Ziyu take a group of smarter people with them.

He didn't choose a master.

If they are really discovered by other sects, sending experts will be useless and there may even be heavy losses.

Nan Shijiu and Dongfang Ziyu are both smart people, and Dongfang Ziyu also has a background as a cultivator. After they go there, they will cooperate with the people of Lingjue Sect and lurk on the periphery. While hiding the paradise, they will always pay attention to the situation. Once there is any disturbance, they can respond flexibly and contact themselves urgently.

On his part, he had to resolve the internal disputes in Yunyin Pavilion as quickly as possible.

It seems that I can’t rest at home for two days, I have to leave quickly!

"You took me away by force, just to accompany you to walk on the street?"

Suddenly, Tan Tai Ruoyi next to her spoke coldly.

Ye Nan came back to his senses, turned around and looked, and couldn't help but smile, "Senior Sister, take off the mask. It's too conspicuous on the street."

Tan Tai Ruoyi was silent for a while, and actually reached out and took off the mask.

The passers-by around who were originally looking at this side with strange eyes were suddenly stunned and lost in thought for a moment.

What a stunning woman!

Willow eyebrows, starry eyes, red lips, snow-white skin, and delicate facial features without any flaws!

Even Ye Nan couldn't help but admire her in his heart. He hadn't seen the senior sister for a long time. He had to admit that only she could compete with Lin Qingrou.

But compared to Lin Qingrou, Tan Tai Ruoyi is a little older and more mature and stable. She seems to be a combination of intelligence and aloofness, and she also exudes a sense of awe-inspiring nobility.

Seeing Ye Nan staring at her face, Tan Tai Ruoyi felt a little nervous for some reason. She forced herself to remain calm and looked away, saying indifferently, "Have I changed in any way?"

"Senior Sister seems to have grown taller again." Ye Nan laughed.

Tan Tai Ruoyi was confused, angry and amused, "I'm almost thirty, what nonsense are you talking about!"

"What's wrong with being almost thirty? Thirty-three is still a leap!"

"What about forty-three?"

"Just jump as hard as you can!"

"fifty three?"

"Jump!"

"……ninety three?"

"Uh...then we can only put it in Babaoshan..."

The corners of Tan Tai Ruoyi's mouth slightly lifted, and a hint of doting finally appeared in her eyes. She shook her head and said, "You are still as slick as when you were little."

This smile really surprised Ye Nan, "I haven't seen Senior Sister smile for a long time. She is more intellectual than before."

Tan Tai Ruoyi's snow-white cheeks blushed slightly, but her expression remained calm, "You were never so good at praising people before."

"Really?" Ye Nan touched his chin and said with a smile, "Could it be that Senior Sister only treated me as a child before and you didn't take my compliments to heart?"

"I remember everything you said to me since I was a child." Tan Tai Ruoyi said lightly.

"Really? Just a test for you?" Ye Nan blinked twice.

Tan Tai Ruoyi reached out and smoothed the hair at her temples, smiling without saying a word.

"Question one! When did I tell you about the Transformers joke?"

"Transformers?" Tan Tai Ruoyi was stunned for a moment, "Have you ever told me such a joke?"

"Look! You didn't even answer the first question!"

"I'll give you a little reminder! It's about a single mother with a little son. One night, the son got up to go to the bathroom. Through the crack in the door, he saw his mother lying on the bed, groaning in pain, her body twisted, and she was mumbling, 'I need a man...'"

"The next day, the son unexpectedly discovered that there really was a man in his mother's room."

"Then the son returned to his bed and imitated his mother, groaning in pain, twisting his body, and yelling, 'I want a Transformer!'"

Before he finished, Tan Tai Ruoyi had already remembered. Her pretty face turned even redder. She glared at Ye Nan in annoyance, "This question doesn't count! There's something wrong with your question stem. This is not a Transformers joke. This is Vulgar Joke Number Three. You told me this when I took you to drink mutton offal soup when you were eleven years old."

Ye Nan was a little dumbfounded, "Wait a minute! What the hell is Vulgar Joke Number Three?!"

"I have to classify all the jokes you told me, otherwise how can I remember them?" Tan Tai Ruoyi said calmly.

"How many categories did you divide them into?" Ye Nan asked curiously.

"'Really funny', three in total; 'bad jokes', eight; 'dark jokes', one; 'childish puns', nineteen; 'cheesy jokes', thirty-seven."

As she spoke, Tan Tai Ruoyi seemed to realize something and squinted her eyes at Ye Nan, "Now that I know it, I also discovered that according to this classification, your aesthetic taste is obvious!"

Ye Nan was dumbfounded.

I go……

Am I such a vulgar person?!

The majority of the posts were homophonic puns and dirty jokes...

Ye Nan's throat moved, and he couldn't help asking, "What's that dark joke?"

"The little rabbit went to the little sheep's house for a meal and found that the whole family was eating lamb skewers." Tan Tai Ruoyi seemed to remember all the jokes very clearly and said them without hesitation, "In fact, I think this can also be classified as a cold joke. It has no beginning or end and is inexplicable..."

Ye Nan was stunned for a long time, and suddenly asked, "How do you remember it so clearly? Some of it I don't even remember..."

"I have a lot of time." Tan Tai Ruoyi said calmly, "Ever since my master sent me to be the guard of No. 1 and you entered the Sin Heaven Division, we haven't had much time to see each other. I'm very idle at work all day, so when I have nothing to do, I take out these jokes and think about them. Sometimes, I can laugh at those jokes that I didn't think were funny before."

Ye Nan suddenly felt like bursting into tears, and opened his arms to hug her, "Senior Sister..."

However, Tan Tai Ruoyi dodged directly, leaving Ye Nan empty-handed, and looked at him with disdain, "Are you trying to be sentimental?"

"Uh... the atmosphere is so tense..." Ye Nan scratched his nose awkwardly.

Tan Tai Ruoyi shook her head and sighed with sympathy, "I used to think you just had a low sense of humor and were very vulgar, but I didn't expect that you would go astray now!"

"Forced sensationalism is comedy's biggest enemy!"

Seeing Tan Tai Ruoyi's serious expression, Ye Nan was dumbfounded.

It’s over, this senior sister has gone crazy!

I also blame myself for being so mean. Why should I tell her jokes every day when we were kids when there were so many other things to talk about?!

"And your way of being sentimental... is too low-level!" Tan Tai Ruoyi continued, "Sentimentalism that doesn't make dumplings is not good sentimentalism!"