At the beginning, there is smoke coming out of the ancestral grave, and the woman is busy in the imp

"Why did you get up so early?"

Xie Yuheng retracted his legs, dropped his arms from his sides, and wiped his face with the soft cloth on the table.

He spoke slowly: "A rat entered the house last night, and Yu Heng fed it some rat poison. I thought about whether I could see it today, so I got up early."

Xie Tinghai touched the stubble on his chin and thought: "How about raising a dog to catch mice and also look after the house."

Xie Yuheng smiled and said nothing. This mouse is not that mouse.

He handed the baggage on the table to Mr. Qian and said warmly, "Here are some food and water. My uncle and aunt can take it with them to eat on the road."

"You kid..." Mrs. Qian glanced at Xie Yuheng coquettishly. She is a cute and caring girl who wants it!

Thinking of his two rebellious sons, Qian grabbed the soft flesh around Xie Tinghai's waist and twisted it.

He said softly to Xie Yuheng: "Then your uncle and I are going to the county. If someone knocks on the door, don't answer it alone."

Xie Yuheng nodded obediently and watched the two of them leave. Then... quickly returned to his house, took off his shoes, and went back to sleep.

Anyway, the people in the household department are not that diligent and run to the fields early in the morning.

......

Willow silk sways like grass, and fallen flowers fill the stream.

It's time.

Xie Yuheng stood by the stream and looked far away at the land where the Ministry of Revenue officials were. Chi Bai is a seven-foot tall man, and he is particularly eye-catching in his white clothes.

He fed the Suzaku a melon seed kernel and looked up and down at the little Tuanque's white fur.

"Chi chi chi chi, chi chi." What's that look in your eyes!

Suzaku stood on a small peach tree, and the whole tree tilted towards Suzaku.

Xie Yuheng put it on his shoulder and praised: "It's nothing. I just feel that you are also dressed in white. Your temperament is extraordinary."

Suzaku raised his head proudly and flapped his wings, feeling that Xie Yuheng was very discerning.

Here, Chi Bai suddenly felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, and remembered what Ni Zuozi said about eating sweet potatoes and making him fart.

Frowning, he looked around at his colleagues, who were all busy and unlikely to leave to find a place to fart.

You can only clench your buttocks and let it pass quietly. As long as there is no sound, who knows who farted.

Next to him, Liu Shichang, an official from the Ministry of Household Affairs, was squatting in the field and learning from the villagers what angles to plant sweet potato vines at.

Suddenly smelling a strange smell, I looked up inadvertently and saw that the fabric on Chi Bai's butt showed a touch of yellow, and it had a tendency to expand...

Liu Shichang held his breath and reminded in a low voice: "Mr. Chi, behind you..." Before he could finish his words, he couldn't bear it any more, so he lowered his head and retched.

Chi Bai stiffened and pulled up his robe to see that it was all yellow. And my stomach is getting more and more painful.

Qiu Ping, the clerk next to him, hurriedly took off his coat and put it around Chi Bai. Flattery said: "Everyone gets sick sometimes, I..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a loud 'poof', and yellow water dripped down the hem of his clothes and fell to the ground.

Everyone wrinkled their noses and looked away. Chi Bai's mind went blank, and he pinched the corners of his clothes as if petrified.

Qiu Ping gritted his teeth and squatted down directly in front of Chi Bai. He whispered: "Master Chi, come up here and I will take you back to the village to set up a carriage and go to the county to see the doctor."

No pain No gain. Isn't it just shit water? How many people want to join the Chi family but there is no way.

"Tsk, tsk, tsk, this guy is really awesome. I feel like vomiting after wiping my grandson's ass." Mrs. Guo was in the field nearby, watching the retreating figures of Qiu Ping, Chi Bai and others.

Mrs. Wang put the hoe on the ground and walked to Mrs. Guo. He said in a low voice, "Don't you understand? Listen to what my son says. Otherwise, you will be stuck in one position for the rest of your life."

Mrs. Guo's eyes rolled around a few times. Her second son was much smoother in doing things than the one who was carrying him.

Why don't you let Ergou come and curry favor with these officials and reward them with minor official posts?

"The cows have eaten the seedlings." Villagers shouted in the distance.

Mrs. Wang narrowed her eyes slightly and saw the field clearly. Then he used his hand to pestle the old lady Guo. He also said: "The cow has eaten the seedlings."

Old Mrs. Guo was unmoved and continued to stare at the young official in the field opposite. He curled his lips and said, "I don't have any cows at home."

"Your field."

"What!" Mrs. Guo screamed, dropped her hoe and ran away.

.....

"There is no need to praise the Fairy Taoyuan, she just plants a flower after hearing the Tao..."

The girl in the village was humming a ditty while washing her clothes, and a carriage passed by quickly, causing the wind to ruffle the hair of the little boy in red.

Xie Yuheng had a cold smile on his lips. Chi Bai had a carriage, but what about the Xie family? Will they die if they don't receive treatment in time?

Raising his hand to catch a fallen flower, the wind started to rise.

I don’t know if Chi Bai likes it or not, but she has a laxative with added ingredients.

.......

Xie family.

Mrs. Wei held a swaddle in her arms and half-crouched next to Xie Yuheng. He said flatteringly: "Please give me a name from the head of the family. It means something like Di Laidi, but Di Ya is too tacky."

Xie Yuheng seemed not to hear the noise in his ears, and a sunspot fell, completely blocking Chen Qiu's retreat. He said softly: "You lose, Uncle Chen."

The veins on Chen Qiu's forehead were pulsing. The woman had been yelling for half a quarter of an hour. The reason why the noise gave him a headache was definitely not because his chess skills were too bad and he couldn't play with a four-year-old!

"Let's call him Tunan, Hongtu's figure." Xie Yuheng looked at the woman. He raised the corners of his lips and continued: "South means north and south, and has the same pronunciation as male."

"Tunan, Tunan. I want a boy, this one is good, this one is good, I will definitely win the boy after I give birth." Mrs. Wei put down a red envelope, hugged the baby and left happily.

"Therefore, for ninety thousand miles, the wind is blowing down, and then it is today's Peifeng; it carries the blue sky on its back, and it is not easy to escape, and then it is today's general Tunan."

Chen Qiu threw the white chess piece in his hand into the chess box and praised: "It's really a good name."

Xie Yuheng held up the tea cup and chuckled: "Unexpectedly, Uncle Chen is also a cultural person."

"Don't think I didn't hear it. You little naughty boy is hurting me." Chen Qiu drank the tea in one gulp and said unconvinced: "Do it again, do it again, and you will give me a son."

Xie Yuheng looked at the sky speechlessly, "If I hadn't given you nine sons, you would have taken all the stars."

Chen Qiu raised his eyebrows, "It's not impossible. Since Lord Ting is so generous, it's better for Qiu to obey his orders."

Xie Yuheng: I have never seen such a shameless person.

The courtyard door was pushed open with a creak, and the two of them looked at each other and saw Qian and Xie Tinghai's faces full of joy.

"Sold, all sold out." Qian quickly walked up to Xie Yuheng, picked her up and spun her around~

"It's a coincidence that an aunt in the Xu family has been suffering from hair loss for a long time. I sent someone to buy hair soap and took it to Deji Hall to ask the doctor, but it worked."

"Unexpectedly, after seeing it, Dr. Wu was extremely interested in the formula. Instead, he asked us how we came up with the idea of ​​using soapberry, which we didn't know.

But it was a hit-and-miss, and people around him started to scramble for it. "

Xie Tinghai's bronze face was slightly flushed with excitement, and he took out a bulging money bag and placed it on the table.

Xie Yuheng held the chess piece and tapped the chessboard lightly, and said with a smile: "It went much smoother than I thought, but the soap needs to rest for more than half a month after it is made. It is better to build the workshop as soon as possible."

Xie Tinghai went out enthusiastically to see where he could build a workshop.

Chen Qiu was stunned. He knew what felt wrong yesterday.

It's over. Your Majesty’s appearance is crooked!

......

"Cups and plates are stacked on top of tea bowls, white jade ear picks are used, flowers are displayed in the Jiangzhu Palace, red gauze sweat towels are fragrant, Ziyun Luopa meets the groom——"

Xie Mingcheng looked at the salesman with some doubts, and whispered: "Can the white jade earpick sold by the salesman be real jade?"

"Most of them are made from leftover materials. They shouldn't cost much." After speaking, Xie Yuheng raised his head and drank the snow-soaked bean water in the bamboo tube in one gulp.