A woman disguises herself as a man: His Royal Highness is unrivaled

On Wu Qing's forehead, there were black lines like a waterfall. This was worthy of the disciple she taught! Leaving Master in danger, he ran off to play by himself!

She shook her head and poked her forehead with the closed ink fan. Just as Wu Qing raised her legs to join the procession of choosing a room, the clothes hem behind her suddenly tightened.

Wu Qing lowered his head, and the hem of her red robe was holding a fleshy little hand, which was tender and tender. Looking further up, his rosy face has a lovely baby bump.

A little girl, a little girl of eight or nine years old, a little girl with two dumplings, and a cute lolita!

Loli! White and tender loli! Wu Qing's eyes suddenly lit up. Loli had three good qualities: she had a delicate body and was easy to push down. But real lolita are rare, lolita are rare, and lolita are national treasures. And today, she actually met an eight or nine-year-old little lolita! After Xiao Luanyan, she met a real loli!

Someone's thoughts were flying all over the place, and she completely forgot why a lolita appeared here, and also forgot that such a lolita should not appear in Huangyin's small building. She only knew that she could spend the next few days in Beiyu. Catch a little loli!

"Are you the woman who wants to be my mother?" Just when someone was distracted, the little Loli suddenly spoke. There is a circle of white mink hair surrounding the porcelain-like neck, and the velvety white color makes the face rosy. Wearing a pink chest-length skirt under the outer robe, the bow tied on the chest is exquisite and cute.

A baby, a Chinese baby.

The master of the pavilion was in a state of confusion. This childish voice was indeed as beautiful as she imagined.

No, wait a minute, what are the Chinese babies talking about?

Are you the woman who wants to be my mother?

Mother?

Wu Qing, who took a long time to realize the important point, blinked. She definitely had no romantic debts in Beiyu, regardless of gender. Except for Xiao Yanlou, no one would call her mother, and she didn't allow anyone to call her that. After all, she only had apprentices, not adopted children.

So, the reason why this little girl calls her mother must not be her fault.

Mei Wuqing, don’t be too happy too soon, first pass the test of the little ancestor inside!

Vaguely remembering that someone seemed to have said such a thing to her, Wu Qing blinked again. Little ancestor girl? She is a little girl from her mother and her father is Huang Yin? !

As if she understood the twists and turns, Wu Qing lowered her head and looked at the tender little girl carefully. After a long while, she held back a few words: "Girl, who are you?"

"My name is Mo Yunlan, and my father is Mo Huangyin." The little girl answered honestly, her serious and simple face was exquisite and picturesque.

really! This girl is the daughter of disaster!

What? Do you think Yagami-sama should be jealous? Should we immediately go back to find Huang Yin to settle the score? Should there have been a few quarrels or even kill Huang Yin directly?

Under this series of "shoulds", Wuqing stretched out his claws and attacked the little girl's pink face...

Wu Qing's girl is definitely not crazy because she saw the beauty, but this girl has no aura of chaos at all. She is not even an ancient clan, she is just an ordinary person from later generations. In other words, she has no blood relationship with either herself or Huang Yin, she is just Huang Yin's adopted daughter.

Adopted daughter, this cute and adorable little girl will be her adopted daughter!

When Wu Qing thought of this amazing fact, she felt a little confused. When did the scourge of her family become enlightened and bring back such a Chinese baby?

Just when someone was filled with happiness and ready to feel the little Lolita's rosy face, the seemingly well-behaved little girl suddenly took a step back and avoided her claws.

The claws flew into the air, and Wu Qing, who was so thick-skinned that she could be used as a show of force, was not embarrassed at all. She retracted her hand very naturally, staring at the little Loli with her charming Danfeng eyes.

"Do you know how to cook?" Instead of being scared away, the little girl stood on the spot and asked with her head tilted. The two fur balls hanging down on her head swayed with her movements, her expression was cute and adorable. .

"Yes." Wuqing blurted out. This is an essential skill for foodies who often go out. From now on, she will prepare delicious food for the little girl and raise her to be fat and white.

The little girl's big eyes lit up, and she seemed very satisfied with this: "Can you do laundry?"

do the laundry? "No." She only knows how to use the washing machine. The little girl is matched with a dumpling head, and the dumpling head is matched with a small hair ball. Another day, I ask Xiao Baibai to borrow some hair and make two more hair balls for the little girl.

Hearing this, the little girl's eyes darkened. She lowered her head and thought for a long time, then continued to ask in a slow tone: "Are you good at sluts?"

Female celebrity? WTF? "No." She knows how to kill and can only use an embroidery needle to protect her little girl!

The little girl pursed her lips, but still asked patiently: "Can you write poems and rhymes?"

"No." She would only quote ancient poems to flirt with beauties, but she would draw pictures of beauties for little girls, from the age of eight or nine to eighteen, and then get married.

Shocked by a series of "no"s, the little girl's shining eyes lost the initial interest. She pouted, shook her head, and said word by word: "No, you failed, I I don’t want you to be my mother.”

failed! Wu Qing, who was full of fantasy, came back to his senses as if struck by a thunder: "Why did you fail?" How could he fail!

The little girl stretched out her white and tender little hands with a healthy blush and counted them one by one: "Because you can only cook, wash clothes, be a prostitute, and write poems and rhymes."

Every time she counted an item, the little girl pulled off a chubby finger. After counting, she raised her little head and looked at Wu Qing seriously, and carefully concluded: "Four things can't be three." , failed to pass half, failed.”

Obviously the expression of the Chinese baby in front of him could not be more serious, but Wu Qing always had the illusion that this girl was a little silly, but... so cute (ˉ﹃ˉ)

But what did this silly baby say just now?

If you don’t know how to wash clothes, you can’t be a female celebrity, you can’t write poems and poems, then you can’t be her mother?

Bullshit!

Resisting the urge to extend his claws to the little girl again, Wuqing worked hard to adjust the curvature of the corners of his mouth, showing off his most chic and charming demeanor: "Xiao Yunlan, why do you need to know these things to be your mother?"

"Aunt Yu said that dad is the best man in the world, and the person who can marry dad must be the best person and woman in the world, and the best woman must be proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and be able to support her husband and raise her children. "Xiao Yunlan spoke word by word, her slow tone was dull and straight, but it had a lovely flavor.

"Aunt Yu also said that in the future, I want to be a lady who is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, can cook good dishes in the kitchen, and can recite a good poem in the hall. When I grow up, I can find a man like my father. Husband." Raising a gentle and lovely little princess is the great ideal shared by all the people of Beiyu!

So, actually the latter reason is the key point!

Wu Qing suddenly realized: Because no one in Beiyu knows these things, not even the lord’s wife Hagoromo, so... "So you need a mother who knows these things?" A father who knows these things will not condescend to teach, and no one dares. Let Huang Yin teach, so the only hope left is the mother who has not yet appeared in front of everyone.

The silly baby nodded, and the little fur balls hanging under the two dumplings swayed. The fur balls accidentally rubbed against her white jade cheeks, tickling Wu Qing's heart like a feather.

"Then do you like these?" Wuqing's eyes were also swaying with the two little fur balls. If you can't pinch her cheeks, you should be able to poke the two little balls on her head, right?

"I don't like it!" Daibaobao wrinkled his nose and answered decisively!

Just don’t like it! No kid would like these!

"Let's go! Mom will take you to have fun!" Finally having an honest reason, Wu Qing took Xiao Yunlan's fleshy little hand, and of course, poked her buns without leaving any trace in the middle. head.

Don't ask how the Pavilion Master did this difficult move. Magical things could happen to her.

However, there are always a few people in the world who won't give you face. When this happens to Wu Qing, these people are either her sworn enemies, her enemies, or guys who don't know how to be charming. .

Obviously, baby Yunlan belongs to the latter, a Chinese baby who is not yet aware of the charm and is a bit cutesy.

Hiding his small hands like gelatin behind his back, Daibaobao took another step back, his bright eyes as clear as glass filled with seriousness: "But I haven't admitted that you are my mother yet, you want to take me there What’s fun to do?”

The implication is that if she doesn't find what you say fun, then she won't go.

However, according to the analysis of the brain waves of the Pavilion Master, which are infinitely deviating from the range of ordinary people, what the stupid baby actually means is that if she takes this Chinese baby to play for fun, then the stupid baby will recognize her as its mother. .

Wuqing's mood, which was rejected by the stupid baby over and over again, suddenly reached its peak. She leaned slightly closer to Xiao Yunlan, her slender and shining red eyes narrowed into a slit, and the words she spoke were like gentle breeze and drizzle. : "Mom knows a lot of interesting things. Is there anyone you hate in Yun Lan? Mom will take you to beat him up."

Hearing this, the girl Yun Lan's eyes lit up with suspicion. Before she could say yes, Wu Qing's next words flew down like a waterfall: "Mom, I can still take you to play on the street every day. I'll take you to see the beautiful sister in Hualou. I'll take you to eat snacks in the streets and alleys of Beiyu. I'll take you to the arena to watch other people fight. Well, you can go up and fight if you want. I'll take you to find artifacts and catch a mythical beast. Raise, take you... blablabla..."