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Chapter 209 Does she deserve to be in the same kindergarten as me?

Starting from the Pursuit of the Genius Beautiful Girl Chapter 209 of the main text volume: Does she deserve to be in the same kindergarten as this young master? Latest URL: "Damn it, why do so many people suddenly appear to help you?"

Wang Ge looked at Li Zhimeng with a look of reluctance because the hero's plan to save the beauty was ruined.

At this time, the playground has returned to calm.

Due to the large number of people, the four people naturally gave up immediately and left the playground in dejection.

When they left, the people around them naturally dispersed when they saw that there was no excitement.

"This is a network of people. Do you understand what a network of people is?"

Li Zhimeng raised her white chin with a proud look on her face.

Wang Ge disdainfully said: "What kind of connections? Bullying the few with more is nothing."

"what?"

Li Zhimeng thought for two seconds, turned his head, and said to Gu Panyan in a serious manner, "Sister Yan, look at him, he actually helped those few people speak. I seriously doubt that those few people were invited by him to act in the show. Okay. Let him act as a hero to save the beauty, well, I suggest a strict investigation."

"Huh? Is that so?"

Gu Panyan looked at Wang Ge with a half-smile.

"How is it possible? Am I that kind of person?"

Wang Ge waved his hand, "What kind of hero saves the beauty? There are three or four muscular men on the other side. How can I, a pampered young man, beat him?"

"You still have to fight if you can't beat me."

Li Zhimeng waved his small fist and said with a serious face, "Based on my experience of watching TV series for so many years, as far as heroes saving beauties are concerned, beating the gangster away like a god descending from the earth is far less painful than being beaten by the gangster with a bruised nose and face. It’s heartwarming to insist on protecting girls.”

"you are right."

Wang Ge nodded in agreement, then spread his hands and said, "But reality is not a TV show. I was beaten until my nose was black and my face was swollen. How can I protect the girl?"

"...Yes."

Li Zhimeng patted his head and lost in thought, "If you can't fight or run, and there's no one to help, what should you do?"

"Of course they hide behind their girlfriend and let her beat them up."

Wang Ge turned his head and blinked at Gu Panyan seriously, "Are you right, Yan Bao?"

Gu Panyan rolled her eyes at him and was too lazy to talk to him.

Li Zhimeng: "..."

"Okay, feed me dog food again, right!?"

She was furious, "Then don't blame me!"

"Ok?"

Just when Wang Ge was curious about Li Zhimeng's tricks, he saw the girl put her hand into her trouser pocket and took out a bottle of... anti-wolf spray.

"What should I do if I encounter a gangster and I can't run away or fight him, and I have no one to help me?"

"Don't worry, don't be afraid!"

She used her broadcast voice and raised the spray in her hand seriously, "Egg brand anti-wolf spray contains high-strength capsaicin, which can cause ten-level burning pain to the human eye that lasts for one hour! The effective range is over four meters. , can be fired more than thirty times in a row, the impact is extremely strong, and it can still be used under headwind! With just one click, the gangster will instantly become blind!

Egg brand anti-wolf spray, a safe anti-wolf spray!

Egg brand anti-wolf spray, a must-have anti-wolf spray for home use when traveling to kill people and buy goods, you deserve it! "

Wang Ge: "..."

Why are you advertising here?

"No, what kind of good person always carries a bottle of anti-wolf spray in his pocket?"

he wondered.

"really."

Li Zhimeng nodded with deep understanding, then took out a pen and a lipstick from his jacket pocket, and said seriously, "Good people usually carry three bottles of anti-wolf spray with them."

Wang Ge:? ? ?

These two things look like pens and lipsticks, but are they actually pepper spray?

"Bringing only one bottle will inevitably be insufficient."

Li Zhimeng explained with a smile, "For example, the egg brand sprays out a liquid water column, which has strong impact and a long range, but the hit rate is not very high, so it is suitable for use when going against the wind;

This pen sprays out a diffuse mist with wider coverage, which is suitable for use when facing multiple enemies and attacking enemies at close range;

This lipstick sprays out water jets, but it will spread with distance. On the basis of natural high-concentration capsaicin, it also contains 1.5% super tear gas cs ingredient. It has super strong attack power and is suitable for fighting. Used by distant enemies..."

After this introduction, not only Wang Ge was silent, but Gu Panyan was also silent.

“This lipstick and pen are the ones I use all the time and carry with me all the time.”

Li Zhimeng put the lipstick and pen back into his pocket, pointed to the bottle of anti-wolf spray that he took out first, and said, "This egg brand is a new advertisement I accepted recently. How about that advertisement just now? Is it okay?"

Gu Panyan thought for a while, "It would be better if the pros and cons of this kind of thing are clearly explained, right?"

"Yeah, of course, I will definitely add more later."

Li Zhimeng nodded repeatedly.

"...No, wait."

Wang Ge raised his hand to signal a pause, "You are a singing blogger, and you accept an advertisement for anti-wolf spray? Is that correct?"

"This is an advertisement accepted by my account."

Li Zhimeng said.

"small?"

"correct."

Li Zhimeng explained, "I opened another short video account some time ago to do travel vlogs."

With that said, she took out her mobile phone and called up her trumpet to show Wang Ge.

Wang Ge's eyes widened as soon as he took it over, "Holy crap, it's only been nine videos and you already have 500,000 fans?"

"Hehe, although a blogger friend helped me promote it, it's really fast to increase my followers."

She stuck out her tongue and said: "My singing blogger account has been singing seriously for a year and only has 900,000 fans. But for this, I just followed other vloggers and did it casually, and the number of fans increased very quickly. .”

Wang Ge didn't say anything, but just scrolled down. Good guy, there are nine videos. Almost every video has hundreds of millions of views, and hundreds of thousands, or even millions, of likes.

A very shocking number.

Sure enough, modern people are still very keen on traveling.

"Tsk, what kind of shitty luck have you got?" Wang Ge shook his head and sighed, "Sure enough, the old saying is true, fools are blessed."

"what are you saying?"

Li Zhimeng's eyes widened and he retorted: "Who are you looking down on? This is my strength. Do you understand my strength!?"

"Shit luck."

"strength!"

"Shit luck!"

"strength!"

"Yanbao, tell me, if this isn't shitty luck, what is it?"

"Nonsense, this is obviously strength! Why are other travel bloggers not as good as me?"

"There are many people better than you!"

Caught in the middle, Gu Panyan said: "..."

"Stop arguing and shut up."

She couldn't stand these two people anymore and said angrily, "If you continue to argue, I'll seal your mouths."

The two men fell silent at the same time.

"Humph, if I don't want to be stubborn with you, I'll go sing."

Li Zhimeng snatched his cell phone back, raised his head, turned around and left.

"Say it as if I'm willing to quarrel with you."

Wang Ge raised his middle finger towards her back.

Gu Panyan: "..."

"You two came from the same kindergarten?"

She glanced at Wang Ge and asked.

"What a kindergarten."

Wang Ge waved his hands with disdain on his face, "Does she deserve to be in the same kindergarten as me?"

ps: That egg brand anti-wolf spray is purely fictitious. If this brand really exists, I will change it immediately.

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