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"Brother, tell me, what is the meaning of living in this life?"

Having just said goodbye to Yanbao and returned to the dormitory, after washing up, Wang Ge fell into deep thought as he lay on the bed and read the messages sent by his brother.

What's going on? Is this?

Emo?

It's not even twelve o'clock yet.

He thought for a moment, then turned to ask his roommate Zhang Yongwen, who was playing Landlords: "Brother Wen, tell me, what is the meaning of living in this life?"

"I don't know, whatever the point, just live comfortably."

Zhang Yongwen said casually, and then asked with some confusion, "What's going on, Brother Wang? Why do you ask this suddenly? Did you break up with your girlfriend?"

Wang Ge conveyed what Zhang Yongwen said to his elder brother unchanged, and then read out his elder brother's reply: "Your teacher Jiang won't let me drink Sprite, I'm very sad."

"...Teacher Jiang?"

Zhang Yongwen was stunned for a moment, "Who is it? Teaching something or something, so lenient?"

"Teaching Chinese."

Wang Ge answered casually and conveyed Zhang Yongwen's words to his brother intact again. Wang Sheng was silent for two seconds and put a question mark on him.

"No, who are you? Are you really my brother?"

Zhang Yongwen was even more confused: "Are you studying college Chinese now? I remember that isn't it only taught by juniors in our college?"

"Uh...high school teacher."

Wang Ge continued to talk nonsense and make up nonsense, "She has become my sister-in-law. She likes to control me as before. She doesn't let me do this or that. She is always hateful."

"sister in law?"

Zhang Yongwen's tone became a little weird.

"Get out of here."

After living together for more than a semester, Wang Ge knew Zhang Yongwen very well. He knew what he wanted to say when he heard his tone, and immediately cursed, "Don't make such dirty jokes."

"Hahaha."

Zhang Yongwen laughed twice, turned his head and continued playing games.

He has such a personality. He likes to make inappropriate and dirty jokes with people of the same sex, but he has trouble speaking in front of the opposite sex.

Wang Ge knew what kind of person Zhang Yongwen was, so he ignored him and continued to reply to his brother: "Isn't it just that I don't let you drink Sprite? What does this mean? My girlfriend doesn't let me ride in two boats. "

"...Isn't it right not to allow you to step into two different boats?"

"Then shouldn't you be allowed to drink Sprite? I remember reading somewhere that drinking too much carbonated drinks seems to affect fertility or something."

"It doesn't matter, we don't plan to have children anyway."

Wang Sheng said indifferently.

"Then drink secretly and don't let her find out."

Wang Ge replied seriously, "I used to secretly ride on two boats."

"Before?"

"Now that I've been caught committing adultery, I'm forced to be honest."

Wang Sheng: "..."

He asked tentatively, "Are you okay now, brother? You're not missing an arm or a leg, right?"

"It's okay now."

Wang Ge replied, "But it won't be certain tomorrow."

"What's going on tomorrow?"

"She's going to take me to the boxing gym tomorrow."

"Boxing gym? What are you doing in the boxing gym?"

"...It can't be a date anyway."

Wang Sheng didn't seem to know what to say. After a while, he replied with "6".

"It's just a beating, it's not over. I've been beaten every day lately, and I'm almost used to it."

"It's okay to get a beating."

Wang Sheng said, "I thought that with Gu Panyan's character, she would have to skin you alive, then put your skin on the doll, then paste your mugshot on the doll's face, and finally have sex with the human. Let’s spend the rest of our lives together.”

"Don't talk nonsense. How can my Yanbao be so cruel?"

Wang Ge immediately retorted, "Being skinned alive is too much. She will at least leave a whole body for me."

"Well, it is indeed a bit cruel. In that case, she will have to spend the rest of her life in prison. Even if my parents and I understand and forgive her behavior, it will not work."

Wang Sheng thought for a moment and said seriously, "So, it is better to take a boat and carry your head away to a foreign country."

"No way, absolutely impossible."

Wang Ge still retorted, "Rather than holding my head, it would be better to make my body a specimen directly."

"Damn it, it has to be you, brother, why didn't I think it could be made into a specimen..."

"Because you're stupid."

"..."

In this way, the two brothers had a heated discussion on the two topics of "Gu Panyan's cruelty" and "Wang Ge's death".

After the discussion, Wang Sheng suddenly asked: "By the way, brother, I heard that your other girlfriend who didn't take the college entrance examination became a professor in your school? How did she become a professor?"

"He is just a visiting professor. He has no real power and his status is not as good as that of an ordinary lecturer." Wang Ge explained.

"Oh, it's that part-time professor, right?" Wang Sheng was stunned, and then asked in confusion, "It's not easy to be a part-time professor, right? I originally wanted to be a part-time professor, but they don't want me."

You're nothing, you can't even pass the postgraduate entrance examination, why do people want you... Wang Ge muttered in his heart, but asked on his face: "Which university is so disrespectful?"

"I forgot, it seems to be 985." Wang Sheng said, "After all, I am the eldest son of the Wang family. When I go out, I represent the face of our Wang family. Even if I work part-time, I can't find someone too bad, right?"

985, it's better to let dad go... Wang Ge was silent for two seconds and said, "You really don't have the slightest bit of self-awareness."

"Thank you for the compliment. Teacher Jiang often praises me like this too."

After saying this, Wang Sheng added: "By the way, I went to the comic exhibition today and took a lot of photos of beautiful cosplayers. Do you want to see them?"

Wang Sheng himself is not a two-dimensional enthusiast, but he likes to go to comic exhibitions.

Not only could he see a lot of beautiful cosplay girls, but more importantly, most comic exhibitions would have dancing, and he just went there to watch the dancing.

Capital dance enthusiast.

"Have a look, you must see it."

Wang Ge said decisively.

Who doesn’t like to watch pretty ladies? It’s in vain if you don’t watch.

A few seconds later, Wang Sheng sent a series of photos, all of which were young ladies wearing beautiful cosplay costumes.

Wang Ge immediately started to appreciate it with relish.

"Well, it's beautiful."

"This one looks good too."

"Although not as good as Xixi and Yanbao..."

"Oh, this is so sexy!"

After flipping through it casually, Wang Ge suddenly saw a photo that stood out among the many beautiful cosplay costumes.

In the photo, this person is wearing a green frog doll costume, holding a frog hood in his arms, revealing his cute and beautiful face, with a pair of big almond eyes bent into a crescent shape, facing the camera.

In terms of appearance, she is better than other cosplayers, but...who is wearing a frog costume to a comic show?

Still green.

Points will be deducted, points must be deducted!

Seeing this familiar and beautiful face, Wang Ge subconsciously discredited it in his heart.