Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

(I have combined two chapters into one to make it a pleasing number)

It’s not that Einstein is disloyal, there’s really nothing he can do about it. His relationship with the little ones is not as good as Tesla’s.

And...who told you to bully Xiao Xiaobing?

Xiao Xiaobing is the common conscience of the little law enforcers. You made their only conscience cry. Won't they fight you to the death?

Einstein reminded Tesla when he came up with this bad idea.

The little ones are not very narrow-minded. With their small bellies, they can’t even take a boat ride, and they have to pay a toll even for honking the whistle.

Especially Xilin, even though she is as arrogant as a queen and disdains to pay attention to others.

But his notebook of grudges is the thickest.

If you make Xiao Xiaobing cry, the next day, those guys who protect their children will hang you on the Statue of Liberty.

But now, it was obvious that they were exposed faster than expected, and the little ones had no intention of waiting until the next day.

"Damn Tyrannosaurus Rex! How dare you make Xiao Xiaobing cry! You are finished! Your good days are over! Today we will hang you high on the big ice cream held by the goddess statue!"

Jumping and skipping, a few little ones climbed onto Tesla's head and started to flatter her.

Literally a compliment.

"You guys..."

"Believe it or not, the snack window I opened for you is closed!"

"If you continue to make trouble, I will disassemble your gaming equipment..."

"Hahaha... stop it! Stop it! Damn it! Why are you still biting me..."

“I’m telling you, your short video account is corrupting children! Don’t come to me next time your account is blocked…”

"Hey... stop pulling my hair!!!"

Here, Tesla gets along very well with the little ones.

On the other side, Einstein found Theresa, and coincidentally, they also obtained Kiana's communication.

"Principal, we've finished here too. We've successfully completed our mission!"

"Very good." Hearing Kiana's lively voice on the other end of the call, Theresa nodded.

But perhaps she thought of something, she paused for a moment and added another sentence.

"Before you return to the base, I may need to trouble you to find Yulandel."

"Eh? My sister hasn't gone back yet?" Kiana looked around in surprise.

But there was no one here except Mei Raiden and Bronya, who were staring at her.

The entire moon seemed quiet.

"Ah."

"Yulan Dai'er should have gone to find Bai Mo, but her body may have returned to the moon through the cracks in time, so we still need you to bring her body back."

"As for the location..."

After a moment of thought, Einstein took over Theresa's words.

"Probably where you separated. Not too far away."

"Okay." Kiana and the others naturally had no objection to this.

After hanging up the phone, the girl let out a long breath.

"Um--!"

Stretching her slender waist, Kiana stretched her body lazily.

"It looks like the others are almost done as well. Let's hurry up and find my sister, and then go back together."

"As for..."

After stretching her body, Kiana's tense spirit gradually relaxed, and her eyes followed the pause in her words and looked at Kevin who had already stopped moving in the distance.

The beautiful dream woven by the Stigmata Project was shattered, and after the Outer God's heart was crushed by Bai Mo, the body Kevin left here completely became a body without a soul.

To be honest, they feel a little dreamy.

It even feels unreal.

At one point I thought about whipping the corpse.

after all……

Too hasty, too smooth, even...

I always feel like something is missing.

"Although I really don't want to say this, I can't accept that someone like Kevin was defeated like this."

Winning is a good thing, but the process is not easy, it can even be said to be difficult.

but……

It always feels like it shouldn't be like this.

Would a man like Kevin be defeated like this?

His outcome and His ending should not be so hasty.

He deserves a more brilliant, more splendid, greater and more magnificent farewell.

His demise should have represented much, testified to much.

But in the end, His defeat seemed to have brought nothing.

It's so unclear...

Lost?

The war started inexplicably and ended inexplicably.

"Bronya also thought it was a little strange."

"Based on the standards of the final boss, it would be more reasonable to have a hidden form."

"But... games are just games after all." Mei Raiden shook her head helplessly.

But Kiana took over her words.

"Okay, let's stop thinking about it and go find my sister first."

Pushing Raiden Mei from behind, Kiana couldn't wait to return to that blue planet.

Besides, she didn't want her sister to die on the moon, that would be terrible.

"But Kiana..." Being pushed away by Kiana, Mei Raiden looked at Kevin who was still standing there.

"Is Kevin's body just lying here?"

"Eh? So..." Kiana stopped and scratched her head, feeling puzzled.

"It seems a little dangerous to bring him back! If 'He' moves suddenly again, it will be terrible."

"Bronya wants to remind stupid Kiana that according to the test results, it is impossible for this body to move naturally, so stupid Kiana's words are the greatest lack of trust in the Planet Hunter Engine." After she finished speaking, Bronya tilted her head and did not forget to add a sentence.

"The above is the meaning of the Star Hunter Engine and has nothing to do with Bronya."

"What~!" Kiana put her hands on her hips and muttered somewhat dissatisfiedly.

"Bronya is clearly trying to put the blame on this big iron guy."

"Bronya doesn't." An emoticon flew in front of Kiana.

"Also, the Star Hunter Engine is unhappy with this title."

The little Bronya in front of him tilted her head with an expression of "nothingness", and was immediately pressed down by a little Star Hunter's dissatisfied expression pack.

"Okay, you guys, stop messing around."

Mei Raiden called out to the side to stop them, and at the same time was helpless as to why these two guys still liked to bicker so much even after becoming gods?

They are all extremely strong, but they always act like fools in small matters.

Um, that’s not right…

Kiana seems to be a fool.

"I think Kevin's body should be left here. What Kiana said makes sense. Although I trust Bronya very much..."

After a pause, Mei Raiden, who clearly felt a different gaze, added helplessly.

"Also, regarding the Star Hunter Engine's judgment, Bronya just said that natural awakening is impossible, which means that the result of no awakening is not absolute."

"To prevent any accidents, I think it would be safer to leave it here and wait for the doctors to make a decision."

"Hehehe~" This was a very common guess.

But our Qibao raised his head, put his hands on his hips, lifted his proud little chin, and hummed with great satisfaction.

"Hey, did you hear what Mei said just now? Kiana makes sense, but Bronya and Hunter don't make sense~"

"Look, two against one, the minority obeys the majority, so Bronya, just admit defeat." (Proud)

"..."

"???"

"That's not what I meant just now..."

Mei Raiden was watching from the side with a face full of question marks. She kept shaking her head and sighing. She really couldn't do anything about this stupid girl.

I really want to grab this idiot's ears and remind her loudly:

"Don't add any more words after my words~!"

"Refute." But who knew that Bronya would put up a scoring sign with a serious face.

There is a big red cross drawn on it.

"Hunter Walker said that He also has divine authority, so it's a justice two to two, a tie."

Mei Raiden's face was filled with black lines.

"Is this the point?! Bronya~! Stop playing with Him."

"No." Kiana argued.

"If that's the case, then... then..."

"Matchstick man!" Qi Maomao's eyes lit up and her little waist straightened up again.

"Mei's stickman also has divine power, so it's three to two!"

"Hey! You're right!" The matchstick man's head slowly popped out from the handle of the knife.

While leaning his head out, he continued to speak meaningfully.

"I'm on the same side. I think this stupid girl..."

Bang! (Knocked unconscious)

Fed up, Mr. Ya solved the problem of the stickman who was watching the show with a single move of his head, and at the same time, he came between the two men and stretched out his hands to the left and right!

Snapped!

Grabbed the two idiots by their ears.

"Ah~! Meiyi Meiyi~ Stop pulling my ears~!" Qibao waved his hands and begged for mercy.

Bronya next to her stiffened her neck, looking nonchalant and fearless.

But an emoticon with pitiful big watery eyes begging for mercy slowly rose up next to it.

"..."

"You two really are..."

Letting go of her hands, Mei Raiden sighed and looked at the two people who were rubbing their ears with aggrieved looks, warning and threatening them.

"It's settled. If you continue to make trouble, I'll complain to Sister Bai when I get back."

(′╥w╥`)

(???)……

The two guys behaved themselves because they knew that although Bai Mo was easy to bully in front of Youlandel, it would be easy for him to deal with them.

If one of them is unhappy and then plans to cook a meal for them, then they will have no place to cry.

"Bronya will let the hunter watch here, there will be no problem." Now that it has been confirmed, it is necessary to leave one person behind for an extra layer of protection.

The Hunter is undoubtedly the most suitable.

Of course, from the change in the name we can also know that Bronya has finally successfully changed her name.

The re-armored bunny is 19 years old! Attack!

"Then let's go quickly."

Everything was arranged, and at Kiana's urging, the three of them moved closer to their previous position.

"You guys think my sister might have floated away, right? After all, we are on the moon!"

After searching for a while, they couldn't find Yulandel, which made Kiana suddenly have some strange guesses.

A picture suddenly appeared in my mind.

Yulandel was sleeping on the moon, when suddenly! A gust of wind blew by! (What? You ask why there is wind on the moon? Don’t ask, because if you ask, you will just have a stupid brain with many wonderful ideas)

It swayed and carried Yulandel up like a fallen leaf.

Then it slowly drifted into the depths of the universe.

"Ah~!!!"

Thinking of this, Kiana screamed in horror and her ponytail almost stood up.

Unlike Kiana, Bronya raised her dull little face and looked at the fantasy bubbles popping up on Kiana's head...

Grab it and refine it instantly!

Just tear it to pieces!

"Hey~!"

Kiana felt as if her thoughts were extinguished by something. Her originally smooth fantasy turned into a black screen after Bronya shattered it.

Yes, Kiana's thoughts were forcibly stopped, and she experienced something that could only be seen in comedy anime.

"Hey~! Bronya! How dare you mess with my head? What if I become stupid~!"

Kiana put her hands on her hips.

But Bronya sent him an expression pack of three blank expressions as usual.

"First, there is no wind on the moon. Second, even if Yulandel really floated away, she would not be able to escape our detection."

"Besides, there's nothing to be nervous about. No matter how far into the universe she drifts, I think we can easily bring her back."

"Finally... Bronya thinks that stupid Kiana has no room to become more stupid."

This is true. Some idiot is still using the old way of thinking, but for them now, this is not difficult at all.

The universe is just like their back garden, without any so-called danger or unknown.

"Ben, of course I know, I am..."

"Hey, that's not right!" Kiana, who was about to be stubborn, suddenly reacted.

"Bronya! Who do you think has no more room for stupidity?!"

Kiana stomped her feet on the spot, looking very cute when she was angry.

"Oh~"

But Bronya turned a deaf ear to him and added with a look of surprise.

"Our genius Kiana actually reacted? It seems that there is indeed room for her to become even more stupid."

"Ah~! Bronya, I'm going to fight you!"

With a leap, Kiana pounced towards Bronya.

But all he got was a life-size emoji of a man sticking out his tongue.

The real Bronya had already hidden behind Raiden Mei.

"Come here~!"

Kiana was so angry, with her hands on her hips.

"What's the point of hiding behind Mei? Are you still a god of rules?"

"Don't get me wrong." Bronya poked her head out.

"As the God of Rules, I should abide by the rules, but..."

Block Raiden Mei in front of you.

"Bronya has the rules for dealing with idiots."

The three figures quickly shuttled across the surface of the moon.

While searching, they were bickering and being taught a lesson by Raiden Mei.

As they searched tirelessly, time passed by quietly.

Ten minutes is a short time.

Very short.

So short that in most cases it's not even enough for you to complete a game.

But it is also very long.

It's so long that the years have become blurred in my memory.

At this moment, in the dream...

The sunlight today was particularly dazzling, shining through the half-closed curtains onto Bai Mo's sleeping face.

The warm feeling made Bai Mo relax his brows and his eyelashes move slightly.

"Well……"

"Stupid goose~"

How much time has passed?

Bai Mo didn't record it in detail.

When they arrived in the town, not surprisingly, the shop was still standing there.

This was Gray Snake's arrangement.

It's also expected.

So is this still the town of Klosten?

No, this is a brand new world. The only thing that remains unchanged is probably this small shop.

Compared with the original Klosten, the whole town looks like a Western fantasy world from the outside.

This results in the modern interior decoration of their shop appearing extremely abrupt in a medieval style.

But Bai Mo has gotten used to it.

After so many years, they have become accustomed to life here.

Calm, peaceful, and worry-free.

There is nothing they must do, and no responsibility they need to shoulder.

In the early morning of one day, we embrace a day without collapse, without disaster, and without separation.

Every day’s sunset ushers in a starry night dotted with stars that will never be shrouded by dark clouds.

always like this.

But I don’t know if it’s a coincidence, it’s another 50,000 years.

Fifty thousand years have passed here.

Although Yulandel was actually still in her teens, they were just having a dream.

But here, Youlandel can no longer say that Bai Mo is an old cow eating young grass.

After all, they are all old ladies now and no one can say anything to anyone else.