Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

"Stop looking for it."

The stickman sat on her head and made sarcastic remarks.

The comfortable look is somewhat similar to those of some of the little fat kids.

"If time can be cut so easily, what are the apostles for?"

"And even if you really take off a little bit, it will be useless, after all, your human bodies are still quite strange."

"Not only can I not change my shape at will, but I keep gaining weight in other places."

"What's this called?"

"Oh, yes, yes! It's curvy!"

As he said this, he glanced at the stupid bug who was holding Yulandel's butt tightly.

"Take these two sisters for example."

"It's so heavy from top to bottom, but the waist is so thin in the middle..." (Think carefully)

"Well, I have to say, this figure is better than yours, no wonder it can get stuck..."

“Ahhhhh~! What are you doing?!”

The stickman who was making sarcastic remarks was pulled down by Raiden Mei directly by his short legs.

"Well, why don't you think of a solution for us?"

She placed it in front of her eyes and shook it, and some arcs of electricity flashed in Raiden Mei's eyes.

threaten! The threat of Chi Guoguo!

But Mei Raiden is really helpless.

Is this so natural? If I don't pay attention to it for a while, it will sit on my head again.

What's more, you are not honest, you keep talking nonsense, and you are talking without any pain in your waist while sitting. You obviously deserve a beating.

"This one……"

With his arms folded across his chest, the stickman that fell in front of him swayed rhythmically from side to side, just like a pendulum.

"It's actually not difficult."

He glanced at Bronya, who was watching the show with a perfunctory expression and shouting "Come on!", and a funny smile gradually appeared on the ancient god's bright yellow head with simple lines like a light bulb.

"Isn't there a kind of creature on your ball that has a soft, cute body and can get into various holes?"

"..."

Mei Raiden remained silent, waiting for His next words.

"Don't understand yet?"

The ancient god was speechless and slapped his forehead.

“Isn’t there a god of rules here?”

"Why don't you just ask Him to change the rules of your human structure and give her some of the characteristics of that creature?"

"By then, it will be like a liquid and won't just come out when you pull it out."

Don't say it, don't say it!

Although this method may not sound good at first, but if you think about it...

It doesn't seem very reliable.

But it’s better than nothing!

Then, Mei Raiden looked at Bronya.

(???)……

Bronya replied with an OK.

No matter how you figured it out, Ya just figured it out.

"As for what that creature is, I don't need to say more, right?"

Raising his head, the stickman showed his pride even though he was hung upside down.

"Well, I think what we understand is a living being."

Nodding, Mei Raiden was very confident.

Just kidding. It goes without saying that there is only one creature in the world that is cute, soft, adorable, and can drill holes like liquid.

The answer is obvious!

Raiden Mei: "Cat."

Stickman: "Octopus."

"..."

"???"

Mei Raiden: "Octopus?!"

Stickman: "Cat?!"

The two of them stared at each other in disbelief.

"No, don't cats usually treat you as poop scoopers? Why do you think that thing is cute?"

He really didn't understand, because he had specially visited pets like cats and dogs to see what they were thinking.

The dog's thinking is: "She gives me food, she is my master."

The cat's thinking is: "She gives me food, so I am her father."

So how is this cute?

"That's better than an octopus, isn't it? An octopus isn't cute at all." Mei Raiden shook her head.

Of course, He felt that what he said was a bit absolute, so he did not forget to add one more sentence.

"At least... I think most people think so."

But the stickman put one hand on his waist and pointed at Raiden Mei with the other hand to condemn her.

"Wrong logic! You are prejudiced!"

"How can an octopus not be cute!? How cute! Small, soft, and with flexible tentacles! We love going out in the image of an octopus!"

"Then I'm sorry." Surprisingly, Raiden Mei actually apologized.

He slid the stick figure in one hand and spread out the other hand and spoke with a smile.

"Compared to you ancient gods, octopuses are indeed pretty cute."

"..."

"Discrimination! Discrimination! He discriminates against me! Everyone, come and expose Him online!"

"The historian is unkind! He treats the ancient gods like cattle and horses! He insults their image! Everyone can expose it online!"

then……

Then he was slapped to the ground by Raiden Mei.

"Anyway, thank you very much for your solution."

"But we humans have a different aesthetic than your gods."

"At least, your taste needs to be improved."

Having said that, He turned and looked to the other side, not intending to pay any more attention to the matchstick man who had so many opinions.

However, as his gaze shifted, he discovered that Kiana had stopped her useless efforts.

And at this moment, he was secretly tinkering with something with Bronya.

"Ok?"

Kiana would be very excited to see her sister turn into a cat, and even wanted to touch and rub her.

hey-hey……

"Ah."

Nodding, Bronya opened her eyes, but her gaze turned to Kiana, who had curiosity and expectation written all over her face.

"But Bronya thinks that it's better to find someone to try it first."

"Eh?"

Kiana was stunned.

Before he could react, he saw Bronya pointing her evil claws at him.

"Wait! Bronya, are you..."

"Ah~!"

There was a flash of white light.

"Kiana." By the time Mei Raiden reacted and rushed quickly to her insect, the white light covering Qibao also faded away.

Kiana stood there quietly, leaned back, turned her head, closed her eyes and stretched out her hands, making the standard blocking action that most people would do when stimulated by strong light.

"Ok?"

Feeling nothing unusual, Qi Bao slowly lowered his hands and opened his eyes little by little.

"what happened?"

First, I subconsciously looked at my hands.

Phew… Fortunately, it’s still Kaslana’s paw, without Meow Meow’s paw pads.

"Failed, meow?"

Qi Maomao breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a little relieved. She wiped the non-existent sweat from her forehead and looked up at what was in front of her.

But he found that Mei, who came in front of him, was looking at him strangely.

That look...it's like he wants to speak, but doesn't know how.

"Meow?"

"What's wrong Mei-nyan?"

"Why are you looking at me like that, meow? Is there something on my face, meow?"

"..."

"???"

"Meow?"

"Meow meow meow?"

"Wa ...

"What's going on, meow?"

"Why do I keep meowing!?"

Qi Maomao was a little confused, shaking her head at a loss, looking silly, even cute.

"Forehead…"

"Kiana..."

Mei Raiden slowly raised the long sword horizontally, and the smooth blade just reflected Kiana's blue eyes.

As Mei Raiden gently tilted the blade upwards a little.

Kiana saw her own reflection on the blade. On her cute face, three long whiskers grew on both sides of her cheeks beside her delicate lips.

There is also a pair of furry ears on the head.

There is white fluff inside the ears!

"Wow~!"

When she screamed and opened her mouth, she found that her little canine teeth had become more obvious.

"What's going on meow? What happened to me meow!?"

"Why did I become a cat girl, meow~! (°Д°≡°Д°)"

"Meow~!!! (;′??Д??`)"