Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

(This chapter is just the daily life of the Herrscher. It seems like the Herrscher hasn’t appeared in a long time (?′?`?).)

A few minutes ago, the Herrscher pointed to the House.

Three little fat kids were sitting together, looking at each other with displeasure.

"Hey~!"

"Hey~!"

On the second floor, Xiao Xiaobing, holding building blocks, saw that her sisters were downstairs. Her big eyes lit up and she subconsciously quickened her steps.

"Oh! Xiao Yun, Xiao Yun, Xiao..."

I looked down as I walked, but I didn't notice the stairs in front of me.

Not surprisingly, the accident happened.

Xiao Xiaobing was so focused on the three little ones below that she didn't realize the stairs were right in front of her.

By the time she realized something was wrong, it was too late.

The little feet stepped on empty air, and the body fell down and curled up into a ball like a big snowball.

Gulu gulu——!

Rolled down.

Boom!

His head hit the floor, bounced up, and fell down again.

After sliding for a distance on the smooth ground, it slowly came to a stop.

"Hmm... I feel dizzy~"

He got up and shook his little head, Xiao Xiaobing covered his bruised head with his hands, looking aggrieved.

I wanted to cry, but I shook my head stubbornly.

"Don't cry, Xiao Xiaobing needs to grow up and be a brave child!"

As she spoke, she sniffed and stopped her tears that were as beautiful as ice crystals.

He picked up the building blocks on the ground and trotted over to the three people.

"This one……"

With her chubby little hands, she held a big building block and handed it to the three people. Xiao Xiaobing smiled happily.

"Play together."

"..."

No movement.

The three guys were like ice sculptures, sitting there staring at each other, motionless.

He didn't even notice Xiao Xiaobing rolling down from above.

This made Xiao Xiaobing feel a little strange. She tilted her head curiously, took a step forward, and stretched out her hand to shake Xiao Xiaoyun, who was closest to her.

"Xiao Yun."

"Little Ice, I'm fighting for the very important right of reputation with two shameless bastards. I'll play with you after I win!"

As he spoke, the guy's eyes widened even more.

"Beat me? I think your stone head is rusty!"

Little Lei Lu uttered a mocking remark and then opened his eyes wide.

The little Fengzai next to him was not to be outdone. He seemed to be silent, but in fact, his middle finger had already been raised!

"Eh~" Xiao Xiaobing was a little disappointed when she heard that.

But he still nodded obediently.

"Okay~ I'll come play with you guys later~"

Turning around, Xiao Xiaobing walked away in small steps, holding her beloved building blocks.

But after walking a few steps, she heard the door open.

Two tall figures walked in.

"I really don't understand why we do this kind of thing?"

"Perhaps this is... the feeling of living under someone else's roof."

"But compared to the past, this is pretty good now."

"Yes, yes, you are free from worries. The child you have always cared about has grown up and become a god. Aren't you worried now?"

"Don't say that, Miss Raven. Don't you also have a group of well-behaved and sensible children?"

"Well, you're right. Xiaokong and the others really make me feel less worried. At least... they haven't been led astray by a teacher who doesn't know what morality and face are."

"..."

"Is this considered a mockery?"

"No, I'm just talking about the facts. It's really wicked for that little girl with expressionless face to be pregnant now."

It's Raven and Hare.

Or rather, Natasha and Misterine.

At this time, the two of them were holding the custom-made work clothes for the young lawyers and chatting with each other.

What, you ask why I'm wearing work clothes?

Now, they are the sales hosts of the online store "Your Queen Needs No Words"!

Don't ask, the answer is they did it voluntarily.

There is absolutely no such thing as the rumors on the Internet that the House of Herrscher makes 100,000 for every step he takes, 200,000 for every breath he takes, and 1 million for every look he takes at the queen.

There is no such thing as owing huge debts and having to work to pay them off.

Absolutely not!

"Eh?"

Raven slowed down his pace and looked at Xiao Xiaobing who was walking towards him.

"what happened?"

Noticing that Xiao Xiaobing seemed a little listless, Raven squatted down hurriedly.

She still has a good impression of Xiao Xiaobing.

There was no other way. With those fierce bandits as a foil, Xiao Xiaobing was simply the light of the night! The mark of the sea! The star that guided the direction! The white lotus blooming in the snowy night!

Compared to Xiao Xiaobing, those guys are really unreasonable and even very immoral.

Not making trouble! Just thinking about where to show off!

It's noisy all day long.

Now that I think about it, when I first came in, I was tied up and completely unable to resist, and I was almost planted in a flowerpot by the angry little Herrschers like a green plant.

What else are you threatening: Raven, Raven, the crow that is overcoming the calamity, proves that you are destined to have this calamity, we will help you get through it today!

Listen! Listen! Is this human language? !

If Yutu hadn't happened to be here, she might still be in the flowerpot.

"It seems that the little guys are making trouble again."

Yutu picked up Xiao Xiaobing and glanced around the house.

It was rare that the usually noisy Herrscher's House became somewhat quiet.

"Um……"

"Hmm~!"

"Um--!"

The three little guys glared at each other, and no one was willing to give in.

And so a long time passed.

Of course, it may not be long, but their eyes are sore...

As we all know, for the little ones, seeing each other showing off is more painful than suffering losses themselves.

Besides, these guys are always ready to compete with each other, and Yutu and Raven are used to it.

Such as now.

It was obvious that they disliked each other at the beginning and looked like they would punch each other in the face at any time.

But if you keep staring, it will work.

"Whoever blinks first is a puppy!"

"Okay!" (response)

"Okay!" (response)

Then we have this picture now.

"babble--!"

"ah--!"

"Hey--!"

He stared with three pairs of eyes, which were bloodshot and bloodshot, but he just refused to accept!

But they refused to accept it, their eyes couldn't bear it.

As time passed, the three pairs of blood-red eyes began to close little by little.

But the fight is still fierce, and I have no idea who will win.

Seeing that the game was about to end in a draw if it continued like this, Xiao Xiao Fengzai couldn't play anymore.

"call--!"

He exhaled imperceptibly, and under his control, the exhaled wind turned into two streams of air, which blew very precisely towards the eyes of the two guys!

"You are shameless!"

Xiao Xiaoyun, who noticed this abnormality, didn't hesitate and shouted loudly the moment before the wind blew into his eyes.

"I'm falling!"

A strong pressure came over them, and little Fengzai and little Lei Lu felt as if their eyelids were as heavy as a thousand pounds. They staggered and fell face first towards Mother Earth!

boom!

Smoke and dust were everywhere.

Yutu, who was holding Xiao Xiaobing, and the raven beside him looked over, and then...

Then I saw two big holes on the ground.

There are two more people in the pit.

Little Fengzai and little Leilu were upside down like carrots, twitching their short legs as they tried to pull themselves up.

On the other hand, Xiao Xiao Yun blinked with the attitude of a winner.

"I won!"

"You farted!" The two little guys stood up angrily!

"You are shameless!"

"No limit!"

"Can't afford it!"

"Just don't play!"

The two of them spoke one sentence each, intending to perform a physical salvation for Xiao Xiaoyun.

But at this moment...

the phone is ringing.

The abrupt ringing sounded very harsh in the atmosphere at this time.

Raven subconsciously picked up the phone next to him.

"Hey."

"..."

"..."

"OK, I see."

Putting down the phone in his hand, Raven put one hand on his waist, his gloating look was very obvious, and he looked at little Lei Lu and spoke casually.

"Let me think about how to explain this..."

“Well… you should understand what I mean.

"The cabbage you wanted to grow was eaten up by the cabbages you raised, but now a stickman is throwing your cabbage field."

"..."

"Nani?"

To be honest, Xiao Lei Lu was confused at first reaction.

Because she didn't understand.

But soon her eyes widened.

"Oh no! My cabbage patch!"