Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

"..."

Never stop making shocking statements.

This one sentence made countless people at the scene gasp!

He said...these kids were just monkeys raised by Xilin...

With just this one sentence, everyone knew that the matchstick man was finished today and was useless.

He actually said that the little Herr was a monkey raised by Xilin.

The key to the problem is not the monkey, but the monkey that Xilin raises.

These are the guys who always want to ride on Xilin's head and dance. If you say they are Xilin's monkeys, isn't that like lighting firecrackers?

Sure enough, the little guys exploded.

"Beat Him!"

"Hit Him!"

"Kill Him——!"

The furious little ancestor pulled out the handle of a frying pan, a pickaxe and a brick, and rushed over, intending to give the guy in front of him a physical punishment.

"Fuck!"

I swear to God, He really didn't mean to mock me. He was just asking a simple question and making a guess about the possible

But who would have thought that these guys had such bad tempers and would explode at the slightest provocation.

Seeing that the completely crazy Sanxiao was about to rush over, the stickman no longer hesitated and turned around and ran away.

"I'm telling you guys, don't go too far! I have a temper!"

The stickman jumped out of the door with a flying kick and looked back as he ran.

But it would have been better if he hadn't turned around, because as soon as he turned around, he saw three pairs of fierce slanted semicircles already on his face.

Clearly, they were just three potatoes, but the rage that erupted at this moment was even greater than when He was chopped to death.

"Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I'm on fire!"

Seeing that the frying pan in the little Lei Lu's hand was smoking, it was only a little distance away from his butt, whose existence was still uncertain!

He jumped around and yelled in panic.

"Do you know who I am? I am Gu..."

Boom!

Before he could finish his words, a frying pan hit his head.

"I'm telling you! Don't force me to slap you when I'm having the happiest time..."

Boom!

"Give me some of you..."

Boom!

"I said you..."

Boom!

"Can you guys just listen to me..."

Boom!

"I want to complain! I want to complain about you..."

Boom!

"save……"

Boom!

With a big bump on his head, the matchstick man ran while shouting and getting beaten.

The three little ones behind him raised their weapons and chased them while shooting.

So, the people in the base saw this scene.

Three little Herrschers were holding bricks with the word "德" on them and were chasing an orange-yellow stickman around the base.

Every time the stickman shouted, they knocked. Every time he shouted, they knocked!

When the stickman is hit, his brain bounces.

Ding bang ding bang! It actually sounds quite rhythmic.

"..."

"Is it really okay for them to do so?" Kiana scratched her head.

But Raiden Mei shook her head.

"That guy is much stronger than the little Herrschers. The fact that he didn't fight back proves that he was deliberately joining them in the fun."

"Let them have fun. I think... at least during this period of time we don't have to worry about any more little Herrschers causing trouble in the base."

Yes, this was Mei Raiden's idea.

It seems that the only person who can restrain this stick figure who is becoming more and more annoying after being contaminated by forbidden knowledge is the even more lawless Little Ruler.

After all, the things he learned on the Internet were completely useless to these ancestors.

The little law-abiding people have their own principles of life.

"Ok?"

"Teacher Jizi?"

After the meeting, everyone left.

Kiana and the others were going the same way as Einstein Tesla, so they traveled together for a short time.

Originally, this is a very normal thing.

No one thought about what would happen during this journey.

But sometimes accidents always come so unexpectedly.

For example, at this time...

Looking at Ji Zi walking towards me, and a... meow squatting on her shoulder?

A white cat with a very conspicuous electronic alarm clock head.

This makes it hard to tell whether it is a living thing or a machine...

"Aunt Jizi."

Kiana waved.

Ji Zi naturally saw the people here, a slight smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she stood in front of them.

"What should I address you now? My students of God?"

"What~" Kiana put her hands on her hips.

"Didn't you say that you would feel awe and subconsciously distance yourself from us when you see us? Why does it seem like Mr. Jizi doesn't have this reaction at all?"

"It's me who is..."

Kiana raised her hands and gently touched her chest with her fingertips, looking a little guilty.

"Now that I see Teacher Jizi, I'm still afraid of being asked about my studies."

"That's not it, Kiana. You really don't have any knowledge at all." Ji Zi smiled, put one hand on her waist, and stretched out the other hand to pinch Kiana's face.

Qi Maomao puffed out her chest.

"Who said that? Learning something is easy as long as I think about it."

"but……"

Qibao was a little surprised when he lowered his head.

"I rarely saw Mr. Jizi recently, and it always felt weird when I saw him."

"I don't know what happened, but seeing that Mr. Jizi is in such a good mood now, the matter should have been resolved."

Speaking of this, everyone subconsciously looked at the cat on her shoulder.

"It seems that since then, Mr. Jizi has been carrying a ball of fur wherever he goes."

"It's not so much that I started wearing it after that day, but rather that the fur ball appeared after that day." Bronya tilted her head.

They all remembered clearly that the ball of hair appeared suddenly.

Literally suddenly, without any warning.

So when Jizi took it out of the express box, everyone was really scared.

"Well... Maoqiu is still so lazy."

Bending over, Kiana looked closely at the yawning electronic cat, holding her chin and making a serious comment.

But it's not surprising anymore. It seems that since the first time we met until now, in these encounters, whether intentional, unintentional, coincidental, or unexpected, it has been yawning or sleeping.

It is obviously an alarm clock, but it is more sleepy than its owner.

So much so that in Kiana's little head, the question of "whether the fur ball can ring on time" has always been regarded as the mystery of the alarm clock world.

"Meow~!"

Maoqiu glanced at Kiana and turned his head away, not wanting to pay any attention to her.

"Eh? You still want to sleep?"

Seeing that the fur ball was about to crawl down and continue sleeping, Kiana reached out and wanted to do something naughty. She wanted to see if the alarm clock would ring!

but……

"Oh my! Aunt Himeko... No, Teacher Himeko, please don't pull my ears so suddenly~!"

Yes, Kiana was caught.

Even if you become a god, you will still have your ears pulled. This may be Kiana's inescapable fate.

"Well, it's still that Kiana after all."

Smiling, she let go of his hand, and Jizi's tone slowed down noticeably.

"I heard earlier that after Kiana becomes a god, she will most likely become smarter and abandon her past shadows."

"But now it seems that this is not much different from before."

"..."

"Hey~! Teacher Jizi, these words of yours are completely worthy of being a personal attack, right?"

"What do you mean I'm no longer myself when I become smarter?"

With her hands on her hips, Qi Maomao turned her head away.

"I'm very smart. If you don't believe me, ask Mei."

"Forehead……"

Mei Raiden's eyes twitched and she chose to remain silent.

He was not thick-skinned enough to tell such a huge lie.

and so……

I'm sorry, Kiana!

(The main story has been progressing slowly these past two days, and there may be many typos, so I apologize here.)

(Especially this typo, I didn't check it carefully, I just used the system to correct it. But that is not very accurate, so there must be omissions. I apologize again here.)

(I will have surgery the day after tomorrow, Thursday. I want to tell you in advance that I may be blind that day and may need to take a day off.)

(Just like that, I have received everyone's blessings. Thank you for everyone's blessings, support and understanding.)

(This time the flowers are genuine.)

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