What's wrong with my senior brother just doting on me? !

Chu Yaoyao originally just thought of a way to drive Qin Wan'er back.

For example, Hua Lingshi bribed a group of people to wear black hats and pretend to rob, so that the Yu Kingdom envoys next door could experience the simple local folk customs. It would be best to immediately take their poor princess and escape back to their Yu Kingdom.

If they were still stubborn, Chu Yaoyao could only adopt the plan of pressing the bottom of the box.

This plan requires finding a way to knock Murong Zhao unconscious.

It's not easy to beat up the male protagonist. When Chu Yaoyao tried to drug Murong Zhao before, he had avoided it.

Either the food was too salty or the tea cup was broken for no apparent reason, but Chu Yaoyao was able to avoid the deadly medicine every time.

Later, Chu Yaoyao tried to put some medicine that would make the food spoil, and it succeeded.

Chu Yaoyao: Damn it, what, the protagonist’s halo is amazing?

After a long period of poisoning-failure-changing dressings-poisoning-failure, Chu Yaoyao finally discovered the pattern.

Destroying a little bit of the original plot will make the drug even more powerful.

Chu Yaoyao: Oh haha.

But in the plot of Xiaoyaomen, the two of them really have nothing to do. Apart from chewing their lips and holding hands, there seems to be nothing important.

Chu Yaoyao thought about the enhanced laxative that she had prepared for a whole day and night.

The next day, following the advice of the enthusiastic melon eaters, Chu Yaoyao found the two people looking at each other affectionately in the bamboo forest, took out the medicine book and started reading aloud.

The atmosphere is just right, the hero and heroine are ready to kiss:.

On the third day, relying on Xiaoyao Sect's big gossip and the memory of the original plot, Chu Yaoyao stayed up all night and ran to the peach blossom forest to squat in the peach blossom forest. Chu Qingcheng and Murong Zhao were said to come to express their feelings to each other. As soon as they squatted down, two figures appeared. They ran away.

Chu Yaoyao:?

Qi Yanzhi, who was on patrol duty, stood under the tree where she was hiding, holding his sword and looking at her quietly.

Chu Yaoyao:.

Chu Yaoyao raised her hand bravely and waved: "What a coincidence, Ayan, are you also here to see their affair?"

"Reflection letter."

"You see we are so familiar, why not..."

"Penalty run, twenty laps around the main peak."

Chu Yaoyao: QAQ

She'd better write a self-criticism.

For the next week, Qi Yanzhi led his disciples on patrol. Yun Siwen ran around asking questions and came back to report the information collected by Chu Yaoyao.

"Senior Sister Chu, I have inquired clearly. The reason why there has been so much noise these days is because some disciples stayed up late at night and ran around in the sect. Senior Brother Qi said that this kind of trend needs to be severely cracked down. Otherwise, a lot of people will not practice properly. , running around like monkeys every day.”

The pseudonym is Chu Tiantian. He stayed up in the middle of the night and ran around. He was writing a shabby self-criticism. Chu Yaoyao: Stop scolding, stop scolding, I am writing a self-criticism.

"Whose ancestor is not a monkey, huh."

Yun Siwen came over and said, "Sister Yaoyao, what are you writing?"

Chu Yaoyao covered up the words "I will never do it again, if I do it again I will be a puppy" and said calmly: "I am copying the elixir prescription."

Yun Siwen: I don’t understand, but what Sister Yaoyao does must be very high-end.

Unexpectedly, Murong Zhao and Chu Qingcheng were also afraid of Qi Yanzhi's reputation as patrol captain, so no gossip came out for a week.

As for photographing the two of them secretly doing that thing with the photo stone, it was an accident.

It was a dark and windy night.

Bah bah bah, it was a sunny and windy night.

No, it was just a night anyway. Chu Yaoyao took a walk outside as usual, letting Xiao Hei also come out to play.

This area is an abandoned hilltop, so there is no need to worry about Xiao Hei not having a leash.

Of course, some good guy would tie a rope around a snake :)

The stroll was going well, but Xiao Hei who was crawling in front suddenly disappeared. When Chu Yaoyao was looking for it in panic, it ran back and kept rubbing against her legs.

Chu Yaoyao, who read the mind, was confused: "You want a black stone?"

She took out a picture stone from her pocket and Xiao Hei grabbed it in one gulp.

After a while he came back and asked for more.

Chu Yaoyao:?

But it wasn't anything valuable anyway. The third senior brother made a lot of them for her before. Although she didn't understand what a snake would do with a shadow stone, Chu Yaoyao still gave it a second one.

"Follow it and protect it."

The ghost guard disappeared in place.

The next day, Chu Yaoyao meditated on what Xiao Hei ran out to take pictures of.

Xiao Hei supported the front half of his body and swayed to take credit.

Chu Yaoyao took a deep look at the ghost guard and showed an expression like "So you are such a ghost guard."

It's just the ghost guard following the little snake from a distance: Huh?

Thanks to Xiao Hei, Chu Yaoyao can upgrade to give Murong Zhao laxatives.

Because she was so excited, Chu Yaoyao poured all the powder in with a shaking hand.

Chu Yaoyao was silent.

This amount seems to be fatal.

Since Murong Zhao is the male protagonist and all the poisons she administered have been avoided, her weight should, probably, maybe not kill anyone, right?

He is the male protagonist! Chu Yaoyao had never heard of a male protagonist who died after taking laxatives!

As a result, Murong Zhao collapsed for seven days and seven nights.

Regardless of Qi Yanzhi's doubts about the opponent's physical strength, Chu Yaoyao himself was already in awe.

As expected of the male protagonist, he was still lively and flirting with the female protagonist for seven days and seven nights. She, Chu Yaoyao, admired him for a second.

But what Xiao Hei did was too violent, too violent.

It was so fierce that Chu Yaoyao could beat Murong Zhao until he vomited blood.

Chu Yaoyao: Oh!

At present, Murong Zhao is still in the novice development stage, and she, Chu Yaoyao, is considered a famous boss account.

Since you can beat him until he vomits blood and take laxatives, wouldn't it be easy to knock Murong Zhao unconscious and give him some coma medicine?

If she lets her second senior brother teach her the face-changing technique remotely, she, Chu Yaoyao, can help that guy Murong Zhao go on a blind date with Qin Waner in his face.

Combined with the basic operations she learned in the original world, isn't it easy to scare away a little girl who is new to the world and raised with a lot of pampering?

Oh no, how can we talk about acting? She, Chu Yaoyao, clearly acted in her true colors! After getting married from the opposite side of the province, I discovered that the goods were not exactly right. It turned out that the silk was stuffed with cow dung as spice.

but! Chu Yaoyao changed her mind.

Who will tell her why this Qin Waner is so beautiful!

So beautiful, Chu Yaoyao almost fainted when she raised her eyes.

So beautiful, sister, post it!

How could that scumbag Murong Zhao be so virtuous and capable of picking and choosing here!

He deserves it too!

At the very least, it must at least match the looks of the guards next to that young lady, right?

Qi Yanzhi chose a house according to the list of requirements Chu Yaoyao gave him. After agreeing on the price to buy it, he opened the Sound Transmission Jade Tablet and prepared to report.

"Grow out, grow out..."

Qi Yanzhi:? What grows? Brain?

Chu Yaoyao, who had hoped that she would grow up and then kick Murong Zhao away to marry the beautiful girl, coughed twice and came back to her senses.

"The house is bought."

"Qi Yanzhi, I have changed my mind."

Qi Yanzhi: "?"

"The house?"

"Hey hey hey, pretty sister, hey hey hey..."

Qi Yanzhi:? What else did you see that made you look like this?