Chen Changsheng looked at the spider web above his head with despair.

He is definitely the most unlucky time traveler in history!

He is definitely the weirdest time traveler in history!

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Chen Changsheng is a teacher at Modern New Oriental Cooking School.

Ten minutes ago, he was demonstrating to students in the classroom how to stir-fry twice-cooked pork, pour oil into the pan, add ingredients and meat, and then do a beautiful stir-fry!

There was a circle of flames surrounding the big iron pot!

Twice-cooked pork is Chen Changsheng's specialty. When it was in full swing, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a student pouring flour from the corner of his eye.

Chen Changsheng was about to shout to stop it, but it was already too late.

With a loud "bang", Chen Changsheng's vision went dark and he lost consciousness instantly.

When he opened his eyes and woke up again, he found that he had a rag on his face. This rag had probably not been washed for a long time, and the sour smell was as bad as his footcloth.

It's so sour and refreshing that I can't even imagine it.

Chen Changsheng moved his stiff body and found that he was wrapped in a straw mat, and there was someone beside him who was crying like a dead mother.

Chen Changsheng pouted and tried desperately to blow the rag away, his body twisted violently, and he whimpered, "What bastard, let me go quickly, let me out, I'm not dead yet!" "

A little girl outside the straw mat was startled and covered her mouth in horror, "Big...big brother, second brother, and third brother! Come quickly! Mother...mother is a corpse!"

With a scream, the little girl rolled and crawled out of the house in panic.

Chen Changsheng was left alone, continuing to struggle on the straw mat.

Fortunately, the rag was only lightly placed on Chen Changsheng's face. He took a long breath and felt that his lungs were about to explode. He blew hard and the rag finally fell aside.

Chen Changsheng breathed heavily and cursed, "I'm suffocating myself to death."

Then, he moved a little bit from side to side. The straw mat was not wrapped tightly. Chen Changsheng twisted and quickly moved to the mouth of the mat.

The mats finally fell apart.

With a "plop", Chen Changsheng rolled to the ground.

He said "fuck" in pain.

Looking at the unfamiliar environment around him, Chen Changsheng murmured to himself in confusion, "Where is this?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a voice that did not belong to him came from his throat.

Another "fuck"!

Oh my god!

Is this his voice?

What's that? A woman's voice?

Did he mutate in the explosion?

Or was he abducted to Thailand and had sex reassignment surgery?

Just as Chen Changsheng was shocked, three men and one woman rushed in from outside the door, and they all fell beside him.

"Mom, you're awake!"

Chen Dafu had snot and tears.

When Chen Changsheng heard the young man call him "Mother", he howled in fright, rolled his eyes, and fainted.

Wait until he wakes up again.

Chen Changsheng realized in hindsight that he must have traveled through time.

Looking up, there is a dilapidated thatched house.

He admitted it!

Isn't it just traveling through the ancient countryside? Don't be afraid. If we slowly start a business, we can always make a fortune and become well-off.

Lowering their heads, kneeling there were four strange grown-up children.

He admitted it too!

I just want to be a father, don't be afraid, I just picked up a few cheap children for nothing, and my family is prosperous.

But...but...but why did God let him time travel into a woman's body.

What is this called!

He is obviously a pure man. He is 1.8 meters tall and has a perfect figure with abdominal muscles.

Ahem, he is actually only twenty-eight years old.

As an older single young man, Chen Changsheng has never held a woman's hand or kissed a woman's mouth, so God just sent him to experience being a woman!

Others who traveled through time were either emperors or princes, or at worst they were princes, princes, sons, eldest sons, etc. Why did they start acting out of common sense when it was their turn.

Chen Changsheng wanted to ask God loudly if he was joking with him.

He silently recited countless words of "f*ck, f*ck" in his mind to greet Grandpa Heaven, hoping that Grandpa would hear his call, take him back, and redistribute him again.

However, God seems to have chosen to be temporarily deaf to his grandson.

Chen Changsheng sighed and closed his eyes helplessly.

"Second brother, my mother seems to be dead again. I just heard her take a breath, and then... then she closed her eyes."

The eldest son Chen Dafu, who was kneeling, was so frightened by the unconscious mother that he stammered and couldn't speak clearly. He uncertainly nudged the second brother Chen Erlu with his elbow.

"Mom, wake up. I am the second child. Open your eyes and look at me. Don't abandon me."

Chen Erlu shook Chen Changsheng's body desperately, and Chen Changsheng felt that he was about to be shaken to pieces.

He wanted to jump up and hit someone.

Before he could recover from the unexpected situation of turning into a woman, this good son in front of him actually dared to mention the word "second child".

This...this...isn't this just rubbing salt into his wounds?

A few drops of miserable tears fell from the corners of Chen Changsheng's eyes.

What the hell!

What's going on? Why is this body still crying?

Too girly!

Is it possible that once you become a woman, you will become emotional unknowingly?

Thinking of this, Chen Changsheng got goosebumps and shivered unconsciously.

There was a group of people watching the excitement in the courtyard of Chen's house.

"The eldest sister-in-law of the Chen family, Mrs. Zhao, is also pitiful. The man went out to eat, drink, gamble and rack up a lot of debt. He is away from home every day, but it is the eldest sister-in-law of the Chen family who has to raise four children by herself."

"I heard that people from the gambling houses in the town were chasing Sister-in-law Chen's man to pay back money. She slipped and fell to death while running away. Sister-in-law Chen's family forced her to remarry, and they had already found a man, who is next door to us. Old Man Li at Lijiazhuang."

"Hey, I know that Old Man Li is almost forty and he still hasn't married. He says he has leg problems and is ugly. No good family is willing to marry his daughter to him."

"Yes, Sister-in-law Chen didn't want to, so she committed suicide in a fit of anger."

Chen Changsheng pricked his ears and listened to the melon-eating crowd outside the door happily eating the original owner's melon.

It turns out that not only did he travel through time to become a woman, but he also crossed over into the body of a widow.

But luckily she is a widow and no longer has to deal with the man who originally owned her.

"But I also heard that Old Man Li's family is rich. My father and mother have left, and he is the only son. There are several rooms in the house, all made of blue bricks. There are also several acres of paddy fields and several dry lands, and the family also has money. This is the number." Aunt Zhou who spoke stretched out her ten fingers and compared them secretly.

"What?! Then you will be blessed if you marry her. You will be the head of the family directly, and you will have money and land." Aunt Zhang, who had given birth to two children, said with envy.

"You are a mother-in-law. You are already married and have a baby, but you are still thinking about her. You are not afraid that your men will hear this and beat you up." Aunt Zhou said jokingly.

The more I eat this melon, the more it falls off the spectrum.

What? Mother lets her daughter remarry?

Let him remarry as a grown man?

And still marry a man? !

That is thousands and thousands of impossible!

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