The miracle doctor came down from the mountain and opened a restaurant to raise his daughter
Chapter 871 Relationship Expert Zeng Dongfang
Chen Ning was originally in a irritable mood, but this guy's "Grandpa Chen" almost made him laugh.
Suddenly I felt that this guy was quite cute.
However, his tone was not too relaxed and he said, "It's useless even if I call you ancestor, I can do whatever I say. Then I ask you to become a woman, can you do it?"
"Ah this..."
Zeng Dongfang was obviously shocked by Chen Ning's words, but before Chen Ning could speak again, this guy gritted his teeth and said, "As long as Chen Ancestor can help me, I will castrate myself right away!"
Chen Ning was directly shocked!
This guy……
One Chen Zuzong, the other castrated himself!
Chen Ning can't be punished directly.
"I'm going to castrate myself and then go have sex. Surgery!"
Zeng Dongfang didn't know whether it was because of his passion or because he thought Chen Ning really needed him to be like this. When Chen Ning didn't reply, he gritted his teeth again and was about to actually castrate himself.
"Ahem...wait a minute, I didn't ask you to castrate yourself!"
Chen Ning quickly stopped this guy, and he actually heard a trace of seriousness in this kid's tone.
If this really forced him to commit suicide, then Chen Ning would feel like he had committed a great sin!
"Ah? Are you kidding me? Then..."
Zeng Dongfang seemed a little disappointed, and his tone became angry.
"Chatting with me for a while makes me happy. It's impossible to find a master for you, but it's completely possible to find a practitioner who teaches you how to practice." Chen Ning regained his composure and said calmly.
"Really? Then I am confident that I can impress him with my sincerity and hard work, and let him truly accept me as his disciple!"
When Zeng Dongfang heard Chen Ning's words, he was instantly resurrected with full blood, as if he could hear the sound of him slapping his chest.
Chen Ning was speechless for a while. This guy's personality was comparable to that of Lan Xing, and he also had some shadows of Zhen Luogui and Kang Jin. In short, he was just a tease.
Obedient didn’t even hear the point!
"I don't know whether you can impress the other party, but you have to listen to the key points. Did you hear the premise I said?" Chen Ning said while holding back his speech.
Chen Ning was really too bored at this time. At any other time, this call might only last ten seconds.
"The key premise...ah, you said I need to make you laugh. So what kind of jokes do you like, ancestor? I will definitely come up with it!" Zeng Dongfang thought about it for a moment, and then asked in a cautious tone.
"...You changed the word "ancestor". It feels like you are sending me to the ground in advance."
Chen Ning was a little funny when he heard this guy call him ancestor just now, but when he heard it again, it was a bit harsh.
"Okay, okay, I'll call you Brother Chen. It sounds young, but in my heart, you will always be an ancestor-level existence." Zeng Dongfang said quickly.
"Ah……"
Chen Ning was really amused by this guy this time. Could it be that the demon cultivation technique was abolished and it could still affect his nature?
Although Zeng Dongfang was a little out of character before, he should not be so funny.
"Brother Chen, you laughed, I heard you laughed!"
Although Chen Ning just chuckled, Zeng Dongfang heard it clearly, and the guy immediately jumped up with excitement again.
"Don't get too excited first. Just now...forget it, I talked about you. Did you really want to commit suicide just now? Have you thought about what to do with your girlfriend in the future?"
Chen Ning wanted to say that the sound he just made didn't count, but after thinking about it again, he was indeed amused.
Denying it would be cheating. He was not like a certain woman who cheated as casually as drinking water.
Chen Ning obviously had a purpose in asking Zeng Dongfang like this.
"A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword. I don't have a girlfriend now." Zeng Dongfang didn't think too much and answered Chen Ning directly.
Chen Ning frowned and said, "Don't tell me that you haven't had a girlfriend at this age."
If this was the case, Chen Ning would have no interest in chatting with Zeng Dongfang anymore.
"How is it possible, brother, I... cough, cough, cough, little brother, I am adhering to the principle of never touching a leaf among thousands of flowers. I am not bragging about you, Brother Chen. Little brother, I started to be pursued by women when I was fifteen years old!"
When Zeng Dongfang saw that Chen Ning had misunderstood that he was a pure bird, he immediately rectified his name.
"Oh? Then you are a veteran in love. You have been in love for so many years. Have you ever had true feelings?" Chen Ning suddenly became interested.
Zeng Dongfang also felt that Chen Ning was interested in this aspect of the matter. He suddenly rolled his eyes as if he had guessed something. He felt excited and then said seriously: "Of course I have. I have experienced three real relationships, each one It was all true love. In the end, because I was hurt three times, I understood emotions more thoroughly, so I took everything lightly..."
Zeng Dongfang started to brag to Chen Ning in a tone like an emotional expert...telling about his own relationship history.
Regardless of whether what Zeng Dongfang said was true or false, Chen Ning really listened.
Chen Ning felt that this guy was indeed a relationship expert (a prodigal in love), so he couldn't help but ask, "What is a real relationship like? Do you want to get tired of being together every day, and then you and I will be together?" "
When Zeng Dongfang heard Chen Ning ask this question, he paused for a moment before replying firmly: "Of course not! A real relationship doesn't mean we have to be together all day long, and when we are together, it doesn't have to be just you and me. It may be all day long. As for quarreling, there was a time in my relationship where we couldn't see each other often, and when we met, we would get angry at each other, and we would be very happy when we saw each other get angry, but we both knew in our hearts that we loved each other. , and the other party will be willing to give everything for the other party."
Chen Ning's expression became a little exciting as she listened.
Isn't this guy talking about the current situation between himself and Yu Linglong?
Although there is some difference in the last point, it is impossible for him to give everything for Yu Linglong, but if Yu Linglong really encounters difficulties, Chen Ning believes that he will definitely use his best ability to help her solve it.
Did he and that woman have feelings for each other inexplicably?
Chen Ning scratched his head a little. He wanted to calm down and smooth things over for a while, but he was no longer in the mood to continue chatting with Zeng Dongfang.
However, Zeng Dongfang didn't want to stop like this. When Chen Ning didn't speak, he continued to analyze the true meaning of the relationship between men and women in an expert tone.
"Okay, no need to say more, that's it for today!" Chen Ning listened to a few more words before feeling that he really didn't want to hear it anymore.
"Ah, are you happy, Brother Chen? What about my affairs?"
After Zeng Dongfang was interrupted, he immediately asked Chen Ning about the arrangements for him.
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