Siheyuan: The Idiot in Charge

Chapter 244 A dispute breaks out in the backyard (2)

Xu Damao was very proud.

He puffed out his chest proudly, his long pony face was radiant, and his mustache was trembling even more happily.

As if there was no one more capable than him in the world.

"Thank you! Neighbors..."

When his eyes caught sight of Sha Zhu, he still did not forget to say something in front of Sha Zhu:

"Silly Zhu! I'm going to have a second son soon."

Silly Zhu's mouth is very poisonous, how could he spoil Xu Damao.

"Ouch! Let me tell you, Xu Damao, you have been away from home for the past three days. Is the child in your wife's belly yours?"

The truth is often hidden in casual language.

Han Xiaohong was not happy anymore and yelled at Silly Zhu angrily: "Silly Zhu, please stop spitting!"

The uncle scolded Silly Zhu: "Zhuzi, why are you joining in the fun? What are you doing?"

Xu Damao said to Han Xiaohong: "Wife, ignore him, Silly Zhu is jealous!"

Silly Zhu rolled up his sleeves and said, "You fucker! It's not like I don't have a son. I'm so jealous of you!"

When Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu roll up his sleeves, he was so frightened that he hid behind Han Xiaohong: "Si Zhu, you bastard is just jealous! You are just jealous!"

"Hi! Xu Damao. You grandson, if you have the guts, don't hide. Let's see how grandpa deals with you." Silly Zhu yelled and cursed, about to beat Xu Damao.

The uncle quickly stopped him and yelled: "He Yuzhu! What are you doing? You think the yard is not messy enough, right? Go back to your own home."

Silly Zhu was more obedient to the uncle, and returned to the middle courtyard cursing.

When Xu Damao saw Sha Zhu leaving, behind Han Xiaohong, he pointed at Sha Zhu's back, jumped up and cursed: "Si Zhu, you bastard, just wait for me."

The second uncle said in an official tone: "Okay, okay! Xu Damao, please stop saying a few words. Well, let's all disperse."

The deaf old lady in her seventies was still in good health at this time. The old lady stood aside and watched, smiling and saying nothing.

The uncle walked up to the deaf old lady and said, "Old lady, it's cold outside. Please stop hanging around here. I'll help you back to the house!"

The deaf old lady turned sideways: "What did you say? I can't hear you, old lady."

The uncle leaned into the ear of the deaf old lady and said loudly: "Old lady, I said I will help you back to the house!"

The deaf old lady walked to her house on crutches: "No, I have food in the house, so I won't go to your house to eat."

The old man: "???"

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There were three uncles here, and there were so many people watching in the courtyard, it was impossible to fight.

Hexini is the specialty of the three uncles. After some fooling around, the second aunt and Han Xiaohong each have their own victory or defeat. They sound the gong and withdraw their troops and return to their respective homes.

The show is over and the protagonist leaves.

The melon-eaters who had no more melons to eat slowly dispersed, and Jia Weidong also withdrew his thoughts.

Jia Weidong finally understood.

Han Xiaohong is really not to blame for what happened today. It was the second aunt who started the trouble.

The greatest evil in human nature is to hate you for having, laugh at you for not having, despise you for being poor, and fear that you are rich.

The second aunt was jealous when she saw that Xu Damao's family was living a good life, with plenty of food and fish for three days and two.

Jia Weidong thought to himself: "You have to be more careful when eating in the future. If you can hide and eat, try to hide and eat. Fortunately, in addition to the good food at the Zhongyuan, Shazhu's family also eats meat for three days and two days."

"Han Xiaohong is pregnant again? Xu Damao is fine? Shouldn't it be?"

"If it's not Xu Damao's, who could it be? Han Xiaohong's former sweetheart from the countryside? Or someone in the yard?"

"Forget it, whoever you love is not mine anyway, so who cares?"

The front yard, the third uncle’s house.

Yan Jiecheng and his wife separated to live alone, moved into a dormitory, and now live alone.

The old couple plus Yan Jiefang, Yan Jiekuang, and Yan Jiedi's family of five sat at the table to eat.

Third aunt: "Young people nowadays really don't know how to live. Only Xu Damao's wife can live a life of plenty for three days and two days."

The third uncle picked up a peanut. He took a sip of wine and said, "Yes, this is how much extra money Xu Damao earns from showing movies outside, and there are also subsidies from Mr. Xu and his wife. Otherwise, it's hard to say how Han Xiaohong would live his life."

Third aunt: "His father, this Xu Damao may have gained a lot of benefits from the Lou family back then."

The third uncle reprimanded: "Don't say nonsense without any basis!"

<divclass="contentadv">Third aunt: "His dad, Xu Damao's wife is pregnant again. The eldest son of our family has been married for so long. Why is there no movement in the eldest daughter-in-law's belly?"

Third uncle: "Why are you so anxious? How long have they been married? They are still young!"

Third Aunt: "His dad, this old man has been a little too lazy recently and eats meat more often. You have to explain it carefully and don't be like Xu Damao's wife who is also lavish!"

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Front yard, Li's house.

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In the middle courtyard, the grandpa’s house.

Aunt Ma: "Lao Yi, haven't Xu Damao and the second uncle's family always been very good? Why are they working together today?"

The first uncle said: "This is the fault of Second Aunt. Xu Damao's wife is pregnant. It's normal to eat better. Second Aunt shouldn't make trouble for this."

Auntie: "I think Han Xiaohong is not very fuel-efficient. She is too lazy to cook."

The first man: "What are you talking about? Xu Damao doesn't dislike his daughter-in-law who is so delicious and lazy, but she is taking advantage of you? Is it your turn to take care of her?"

Auntie: "That Han Xiaohong borrowed it from our house last time..."

Old man: "Why are you mentioning that?..."

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Middle courtyard, Jia's house.

"Xu Damao's family stewed another chicken today. The second aunt smelled the smell and jumped up and yelled at Xu Damao's wife."

"This second aunt is really right. What does it have to do with her family if other people's food is good? She is so jealous that she will buy it herself."

At the dinner table in the evening, Mrs. Jia Zhang spoke eloquently about what she had seen in the backyard.

"Hey, who do you think this child Han Xiaohong is carrying belongs to? Is it Xu Damao's son?"

Qin Huairu: "It's impossible. My second sister has been married to Xu Damao for several years and hasn't been able to get pregnant. How can she get pregnant one after another with Han Xiaohong?"

Qin Jingru: "Mom, you are at home every day and you don't even know. How can we know?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang laughed and scolded: "Oh, you damn girl, Mom is busy taking care of my precious grandson and granddaughter every day, how can she care about the things in the yard?"

Jia Weidong smiled and said: "Mom, no matter who he is, he won't eat our rice when he is born."

"Yes! Yes!"

Jia Weidong said in a deep voice: "What happened today also reminded me that in the future our family should be a little more restrained in eating and not be too showy."

Everyone nodded: "Yes, sir, from now on we will eat meat behind closed doors as much as possible."

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In the backyard, the second uncle’s house.

Liu Guangtian: "Mom, why is it Bangzi Porridge or Wo Wotou again?"

Second aunt: "Eat your food, it's good to have some!"

The second uncle glared: "You two bastards"

Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangfu both shrank their necks: "."

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The second uncle sandwiched a piece of egg, took a sip of wine, and began to talk about his glorious history: "When Vietnam entered Vietnam, your cultural level was not high enough, or I would have quit long ago."

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Backyard, Xu Damao's house.

Xu Damao drank wine: "You prodigal bitch, why are you messing with the second aunt?"

Han Xiaohong: "Da Mao, I just make some delicious food for you at home."

Xu Damao: "???"

"Replenish it for me? Why do you always give me chicken heads and chicken butts?"

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