Siheyuan: The Idiot in Charge
Chapter 369 Silly Zhu takes action
Chapter 369 Silly Zhu takes action
Xu Damao had a dream at night.
In a dream.
Yu Haitang went to the street office with him to get the certificate.
Then the two of them went home hand in hand, and he couldn't wait to pull Yu Haitang into the room.
"Oh oh oh!."
Xu Damao was about to use his quick skills when he was interrupted by the crow of a big rooster at the door.
All good things are gone in an instant!
This big rooster was brought back by Xu Damao when he went to the countryside to play movies some time ago. Han Xiaohong was chased away by him before Han Xiaohong had a chance to eat it.
She didn't even let her take away a single feather.
Now that there is no woman in the house and no one feeds the chickens, Xu Damao is thinking about getting rid of it in the next two days.
Xu Damao was very angry when he was woken up, and cursed: "You flat-haired beast! What are you calling for? I will stew you and drink it today!"
At this moment, his mind was filled with Yu Haitang's figure, and he couldn't sleep.
After getting dressed and looking in the mirror again and again, Xu Damao went out and pushed his bicycle towards the courtyard.
After a simple wash, he looked at the cold pots and stoves at home, and then thought about Yu Haitang, his mind came alive again.
In the original drama, Xu Damao almost got married to Yu Haitang, but it was later messed up by having Qin Jingru pretend to be pregnant.
The door to He Yuyu's house was still closed.
When dealing with women, Xu Damao likes to use his money-making ability to achieve every possible outcome.
Xu Damao held up his bicycle and walked to the door of He Yuyu's house. Without any hesitation, he raised his hand and knocked.
"I won't make breakfast. Please go to a restaurant with Yu Haitang!"
The cowardly Xu Damao has forgotten his mortal enemy, Silly Zhu.
If it hadn't been for Jia Weidong, maybe Xu Damao would have succeeded.
"Yu Haitang! See if you are tempted, I won't believe it yet!"
Xu Damao was able to keep an eye on Yu Haitang because he knew that Yu Haitang loved vanity and worshiped money.
"Yu Haitang, I am Xu Damao! I."
The means are also correct,
The money-making ability can be used in any era.
In later generations, when wealthy men chased girls, they would smash villas and luxury cars at them.
I have to say that Xu Damao saw this quite accurately.
Xu Damao not only dared to think about playing with women, he also dared to do it.
Xu Damao was not short of money to begin with, and his divorce made him a fortune. He wanted to continue to show his strength in front of Yu Haitang.
Yu Haitang's lazy voice came from the room: "Who is it?"
"Tuk-tuk, Tuk-tuk."
It doesn’t matter what kind of beauty you are, just take her into your arms obediently.
After lying on the bed for a while, seeing that the time was almost up, he got up in a hurry.
"Squeak!."
Xu Damao was waiting expectantly for Yu Haitang to open the door, but Silhu's door suddenly opened, followed by a sharp shout: "Xu Damao! You grandson! Why are you knocking on my door so early in the morning?"
Xu Damao was frightened to the point of death: "I"
"What are you! You gangster!"
Silly Zhu had already rushed in front of Xu Damao and punched him in the face with "Bang!"
Xu Damao covered his cheek: "Ouch! Silly Zhu! 伱"
Silly Zhu grabbed Xu Damao's collar and pushed him to the ground.
"Bang! Bang! Bang!."
While beating him, he cursed loudly.
"I'll let you act like a gangster! I'll let you act like a gangster!"
Even though Xu Damao is tall and powerful, he is really no match for Siheyuan God of War Shazhu in a fight.
Being pushed to the ground, Xu Damao didn't even have room to fight back. He hugged his head, curled up, and kept shouting: "Help! Help!"
<divclass="contentadv">Yi Zhonghai lives next door to He Yuyu.
He had heard the noise a long time ago, but he stood at the door of his house and watched calmly.
Yi Zhonghai was extorted 1000 yuan by Xu Damao, and he hated Xu Damao in his heart, wishing that Silly Zhu would punish him severely.
After the second uncle from the backyard and the third uncle from the front yard arrived, Yi Zhonghai slowly stepped forward to break up the fight.
Silly Pillar has almost beaten him.
Seeing the three uncles coming and a lot of melon-eating people coming, he slowly let go of his hand, but thinking of what Jia Weidong said, he gave Xu Damao another kick.
"Snapped!"
"Ouch!."
First there was the sound of eggs breaking, and then there was a howl like a killing pig.
Just this desperate move of the vaginal foot made all the male spectators tighten their crotches.
After Xu Damao wailed, his body arched like a prawn and he rolled his eyes.
The first man shouted in a pretentious manner: "Zhuzhu! Stop fighting!"
The second uncle said in an official tone: "Silly Zhu! We are all here, why are you still beating people? Do you still think of us three uncles? Do you still have Wang Fa!"
The third uncle said eloquently: "You can argue with reason, but you always start fighting. How unbecoming!"
Silly Zhu had already made a plan in his mind and thought about the reason. He straightened his clothes and said calmly:
"Three uncles, this grandson of Xu Damao! He has been hanging around the door of my sister's house for the past two days, and he knocked on my sister's door early this morning. You three, please tell me whether I should beat up such a gangster!"
People who eat melons: "Ouch! There is something going on here. It seems that Xu Damao has a goal in getting divorced."
"I think so! I have watched Xu Damao grow up. I know how much he weighs and how much he weighs. He will not let go of the net until there is no fish."
After a while, Xu Damao came to his senses and said, "The three uncles have to make the decision for me. I'm not being a gangster. I just want to treat Yu Haitang to breakfast."
"Bah! Xu Damao, my sister allows Yu Haitang to live in her house, but she can't afford her a breakfast or something? Do you need to treat her? Who are you? You just have bad intentions!"
When the third uncle heard Xu Damao's words, he felt unhappy.
If you have money, you know how to spend it on women, and you don’t know how to treat us three uncles to dinner.
You deserve the beating!
The third uncle adjusted his glasses and expressed his support for what Silly Zhu said: "What Silly Zhu said makes sense. We have lived in the same compound for so many years, but you, Xu Damao, have never invited anyone to have breakfast."
Let’s talk about the second uncle.
It was okay that Xu Damao didn't mention Yu Haitang, but when he mentioned Yu Haitang, the second uncle's face turned dark.
The second son of his family, Liu Guangtian, also fell in love with Yu Haitang and talked about her at home every day.
You, Xu Damao, are trying to steal my daughter-in-law from my bangs!
Deserve it! The beatings are all light!
The second uncle pointed at Xu Damao who was lying on the ground with an evil look on his face: "Xu Damao! You have evil intentions and impure purposes. Yu Haitang is the beauty of our steel rolling mill. She is a yellow-flowered girl. Your first and second marriage, no, is You are married for the third time, what right do you have to care about me? You deserve to be beaten!"
Grandpa Yi Zhonghai thought they came too quickly, so he should let Silly Zhu hammer Xu Damao a little longer.
Beat him half to death!
The words of the second uncle and the third uncle played into the first uncle's wish, and he was thinking about how to deal with Xu Damao.
So, Yi Zhonghai raised his voice and said: "Everyone has seen what happened today. It's Xu Damao's problem. He has evil thoughts and evil intentions. Let's punish him by cleaning the entire yard for a month. Second uncle and third uncle, look at this punishment. Is that possible?"
Second uncle: "I agree! If you still refuse to change your ways, you will be kicked out of the compound directly!"
The third uncle: "I agree! The first uncle's treatment is very reasonable. People like Xu Damao should be punished!"
Xu Damao covered his crotch and cried out with a mournful face: "Why? I've been beaten like this by Silly Zhu, why do you still punish me? I don't accept it!"
The second uncle Liu Haizhong glared: "You don't accept it? If you don't accept it, get out of this courtyard! One maggot spoiled a vat of sauce, our courtyard doesn't need people like you!"
The first uncle: "That's it, everyone is gone."
Xu Damao: "????"
"How could this happen? Who am I? Where am I?"
"Gah!."
Xu Damao's head was buzzing, the whites of his eyes rolled up, and he fainted!
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