Siheyuan: The Idiot in Charge

Courtyard No. 45 Nanluoguxiang.

"Hey! You're all here!"

As soon as Jia Weidong got home, he found Qin Huairu, Qin Jingru, He Yushui, Yu Haitang, Yan Jiedi, Ji Yufei, Fan Xiaoling, Du Xinya and Hu Xiujuan were all there.

Nine women gathered.

It was freezing cold outside and the wind was howling.

The small boiler had already been turned on at full power, and the room became as warm as spring.

The nine girls took off their thick cotton-padded jackets and put on sweaters of different colors, looking pretty and charming.

Everyone is waiting for Jia Weidong!

Although no one said it out loud, they all knew it.

Jia Weidong had been away from home for more than a month, and the girls had also been alone for more than a month.

When he came back, the girls who had tasted the sweetness of his food came over like hungry children, smelling the scent.

Fortunately, this situation was taken into consideration when the house was being renovated. The kang in the master bedroom is 5 meters long and 2 meters wide.

It's like a big bunk bed.

There is no problem in squeezing more than a dozen people together to sleep.

He can sleep with a few more women.

big enough!

It’s solid enough!

No matter how you mess with it, you don't have to worry about it falling apart like an ordinary bunk bed.

"The boss is back!..."

"Master, come in quickly!..."

"It's cold outside, let me keep you warm..."

As soon as Jia Weidong arrived home, the girls surrounded him and asked about his well-being. Some brought him water, some washed his feet, some massaged his legs, and some patted his back.

Even the landlords and rich people don’t receive such treatment as him.

Whether in his past life or this life, Jia Weidong is a vulgar man who is greedy for money and lustful.

However, he didn’t achieve anything famous in his previous life and was just a failed small boss.

Without money, everything is just wishful thinking.

Money is a man’s courage, and if you are poor for too long, the time will be short.

Although more money does not necessarily make time longer, but for the same amount of busy work, the objects of the bosses' output are always eighteen and beautiful.

Men without money can only secretly have a 300 yuan meal occasionally, the kind with a belly bigger than naphthalene.

The key issue is that we still have to be cautious and nervous.

Once you are caught, you will be sentenced to at least ten days in prison and a fine of 5000.

Looking at the beautiful girls surrounding him in the room, Jia Weidong felt extremely satisfied.

This life is worth it!

After soaking his feet and lying on the kang, Qin Jingru and Yan Jiedi knelt on both sides to massage his legs.

"Hey, hey! You two should massage their legs properly..."

Qin Jingru, who was massaging the legs, made a surprise attack, rubbing and laughing: "I will help the sisters check to see if they are frozen, hehe!..."

"Snapped!…"

Jia Weidong slapped her PG and scolded her with a smile: "You bitch, you don't know how to be reserved now! I think you deserve to be punished!"

"oops!……"

"..."

Unconsciously, the thunder in the sky ignited the fire in the earth.

The heartwarming scene suddenly got out of control, and a protracted melee began...

After dealing with all the women, Qin Huairu and her sisters fell asleep exhausted one by one. It was already the second half of the night.

Jia Weidong also secretly reminded himself that he already had enough women.

It’s not that my body can’t take it.

It's a matter of time.

Like today, if there are a few more, I won’t be able to sleep all night.

The great wish I made in front of my grandmother's grave was to marry a girl from the same class as mine, and now I have exceeded my goal.

As for having a grandson, it is only a matter of time.

You have to live a more peaceful life in the future.

Don’t mess with women!

……

Early in the morning.

The alley, which should have been quiet, was now brightly lit and bustling with people.

Today is the annual day for selling winter-stored Chinese cabbage, and every household gets up early and lines up.

Jia Weidong dozed for a while, then got up, washed his face simply under the faucet, put on his cotton jacket and hat, put the supply book in his pocket, and then pushed his bicycle out of the yard.

The uniformly supplied winter-stored cabbage is optional for the Jia family, but they cannot help but buy it.

What would others think if you were not even willing to buy the uniformly supplied winter cabbage?

Big problem!

Everyone else buys it, but you don’t. Where do you get your cabbages?

You can't just say that you don't want the cabbage you supply at a reasonable price and buy it yourself at the market, right?

As the old saying goes, if you rely on the mountains, you will eat the mountains; if you rely on the water, you will eat the water.

Others would definitely think that he, as the farm manager, was taking advantage of the farm.

You say you are not greedy?

Who would believe that!

After a while, Jia Weidong arrived at the sales point.

When I looked, I saw that the team was stretched for several hundred meters.

"Dongzi! Dongzi!..."

Jia Weidong had just parked his bicycle when he heard someone calling him from behind.

Turning around, I saw Uncle San and Sha Zhu pushing a flatbed cart towards us.

"Uncle! Brother! You guys are here to line up so early too?"

Sha Zhu laughed and said, "Look at all the people here. Can we not come earlier? We still have to go to work during the day!"

"That's right! Third uncle! Why did you come here in person?"

The third uncle sighed and said, "Alas! I can't order any of those bastards around at home around anymore!"

"Uncle! It's definitely not our turn for a while. I think it's better if we take turns queuing up. You go back and have a rest first, and come back in two hours."

In the early morning of winter, the temperature was more than ten degrees below zero. Jia Weidong was really worried that the old man's arms and legs could not bear it.

After all, he is your father-in-law, so you should still show some concern for him.

"That's fine! Dongzi! Zhuzi! Thank you for your hard work, brothers!"

"ha!……"

After saying this, the third uncle handed the supply book to Jia Weidong, put his hands to his mouth and blew some hot air, then rubbed his hands, put his hands into his sleeves, and went back.

Sha Zhu looked at the back of the Third Uncle and said, "Hey! This Third Uncle really doesn't know what politeness is."

"Ahem! Brother! Why bother with an old man like him? He's an old man. If he gets frozen, won't we be in trouble?"

"Too!"

Jia Weidong took out a cigarette and said, "Brother! Come and have a smoke to warm yourself up!"

Sha Zhu waved his hands: "I can't draw this thing, you draw it yourself."

Shazhu likes to drink but doesn’t smoke.

Jia Weidong put the cigarette in his mouth, took out a match, lit it, took a deep breath, blew out a smoke ring and said, "Brother! How are you doing in the cafeteria recently? Is everything going well?"

"Not bad! It's just that Xu Damao's grandson, ever since he became the leader of the special task force, he's been showing off in the kitchen all the time. It's disgusting to see him showing off so much!"

"Brother! How about I talk to Director Li about making you a canteen team leader?"

"Don't! Weidong! I'm not cut out to be an official. Being a cook is fine!"

He is quite self-aware.

Sha Zhu is good in other aspects except that he has a very foul mouth and easily offends people. He is really not cut out to be an official.

To put it nicely, he is a technical talent.

To put it bluntly, they are born to be like oxen and horses, and their destiny is to serve humans.

"That's fine! Brother! Xu Damao is just a pawn of Director Li. He can't cause any big trouble. Let him show off as much as he wants. We just ignore him. If he dares to cause trouble, we won't tolerate him. We will beat him up if he deserves it!"

"I love to hear that. My hands itch when I see that grandson, hehe!"

Jia Weidong: "..."

The two chatted as they moved forward in the queue.

……

The front yard of the Siheyuan.

"Ah!"

The third uncle touched his nose, pinched it, shook it, tightened his clothes, and went into his house trembling.

"Dad, why are you back?" the third aunt asked in confusion.

"Dongzi asked me to come back. He helped me line up!"

The third aunt handed the prepared ginger sugar water to the third uncle and said, "Are you frozen? Come over and warm yourself up. How many people are there ahead of you?"

"Shh..."

The third uncle took the enamel jar and took a sip, and immediately he felt warm from his mouth to his stomach.

"Not bad! Not too long. We'll probably be there in about two hours."

The third aunt brought a basin of hot water to the third uncle and said, "Luckily, Weidong helped you. Otherwise, if you were to wait in line by yourself, you would be frozen to death when it was your turn."

"Look at what you said, it's really untrue, if he doesn't help me, who will he help? Our Jie Di is a virgin..."

The third aunt's protectiveness instantly reached the maximum, and she opened her mouth and said: "Bah! What's wrong with my daughter? How much has Weidong helped our family over the years? I'm afraid it's enough to marry ten or eight wives!"

The child loves you, but you, an old man, don't know what's good for you. Look at your three sons. Is there one who is as filial to you as Weidong?"

Don't be fooled by the fact that the third uncle usually speaks in a literary way in the yard, with a lot of nonsense and looks like a scholar.

At home, when it comes to trivial matters, he really can't win over the angry aunts.

The third uncle cleared his throat awkwardly: "Ahem! I just said it casually, why are you so angry?"

Third Aunt: "I don't know you yet, you just want to save face. Let me tell you, our daughter and Dongzi are living well now, don't always think about it!"

Third uncle: “…”

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