NBA: Start by torturing Jordan and add points to upgrade

"Paul, tell me the address and the route! I'm going out now!"

The caller was none other than the absolute core of the Celtics today: Paul Pierce!

This guy is also a top player among the new generation of players. There is no nightclub in Boston that he has not visited or played in. Boston, a city with extremely serious racial discrimination, is actually played by him all the time!

Pierce on the phone quickly gave an address, and then said to Lin Tian: "Hurry up! There will be a program tonight that you have never seen before! You are absolutely satisfied. If you missed today, you can play it again next time." , but there’s no chance!”

After listening to Pierce's introduction, Lin Tian didn't say much, hung up the phone, and started knocking on the door.

Miller, Big Ben, Webb, Carter.

Damn!

After Lin Tian knocked on the doors of several people in succession, he found that none of these bastards were in his room!

You don’t want to take me with you when you go out to play?

A bunch of heartless white-eyed wolves! not human!

Lin Tian snorted and quickly got into the elevator. Then he called the team's equipment manager and asked him to prepare a car for him, while thinking about how to get revenge on those bastards who didn't call him when they went out to play.

Well, he had completely forgotten that a few hours ago, he was invited, but he refused because he was too lazy to go out!

After the lightning-fast ride, Lin Tian quickly arrived at the nightclub that Pierce mentioned, a magnificent place with many handsome guys and beauties, a very vibrating subwoofer, and it looked very expensive!

However, Lin Tian has seen a lot of the world in the past few years. He has already seen the customs and customs of at least 28 cities with NBA teams in the United States.

3 minutes, 5 minutes, 10 minutes, 15 minutes.

But tsundere is tsundere, and Pierce's expression suddenly became a little complicated.

"Unheard of!" Lin Tian smiled and was about to toast with Pierce when the girl next to him snorted.

The beautiful girl in Luo City is passionate, the Indian girl is good at dressing up, the young girl is charming, and the divorced girl is delicate.

With a similar summary, Lin Tianneng gave a clear summary of all 28 cities in the league!

This is the accumulation of Lin Tian’s career over many years. This is the rule he summed up after personally visiting various places, working tirelessly, not afraid of sweating, and putting it into practice!

What did that sentence say?

"But the one you're riding on isn't a nigger!" Pierce was stunned. Why, is this one of his own?

"Yes, I'm not!" Lin Tian nodded, as if it were a matter of course: "But I can't bear to see my brother being scolded by others! This is my reverse scale! No one can scold my brother in front of me."

"Stupid nigger, what's wrong?" Lin Tian looked relaxed.

On the contrary, it felt like a quiet bar. Everyone was chatting there relatively quietly. Lin Tian immediately saw Pierce sitting in the middle and Walker and other core Celtics players beside him.

As for what are the characteristics of girls in Boston?

Lin Tian said: It has no special features and is not worth mentioning!

Of course, that's not to say that there aren't any beauties in Boston, but there are beauties, but that's all, there's nothing special about them.

Lin Tian didn't know how Walker and Pierce went from being dissatisfied with each other on the court to being like brothers now. Lin Tian didn't know, and he was not interested in the grudges between the two men at all.

Unless this kid is stuck in the toilet and can't get out, he should have come back long ago!

And the girl who was supposed to accompany Pierce was a little worried now.

As time passed, Pierce never came back.

Pierce smiled and said: "How about it, you haven't experienced it before! This is a great place!"

Hiss... so exciting?

In this situation, if you are playing racial jokes in a place with the most serious racial discrimination, are you really not afraid of being beaten one day?

"Stupid nigger! You are not allowed to look at others! You can only look at me!" Tsundere mode is here!

First of all, when Lin Tian walked into the room, the room was not the traditional scene with subwoofers blasting ears, champagne flying everywhere, and everyone yelling.

"Then you can choose a girl, and once you choose, she will pick out words and phrases that you hate."

"No! That's it!" Lin Tian immediately picked up the pen and started checking off the paper.

hiss.

Lin Tian gasped, and he almost turned around and left.

This Pierce, does he have such a strong taste?

Are you still looking for someone to insult yourself?

Especially when a girl wearing a standard OL uniform handed Lin Tian a notebook and asked him to take a look, Lin Tian's attention was completely diverted and he didn't even look at the two of them.

"Nego! You damn Negro! Even if you beat me to death, you are still a damn Negro! You are just a dirty, stupid, bastard Negro!"

Could it be that I encountered someone who was trying to escape my order?

Lin Tian, ​​who sensed something was wrong and had a bad premonition, suddenly thought of another thing.

"You self-righteous white-skinned pig, you are as stupid as a rat in the sewer! You evil executioner, get out of the United States! This is our home!" The girl got into the act quickly and continued to read. own lines.

Lin Tian looked down and his eyes widened.

Walker took a paper fan and slapped it on the face of the white girl in front of him.

"What did she call you?"

So dirty!

"Sir, this is our special service. You can put a check mark on the words that you hate the most, least like to hear, and least want to hear. Then if these words do not satisfy you, you can write your own in the bottom column. Write down the names or words you hate.”

how to say?

Shameless!

Pierce, who felt Lin Tian's shamelessness, patted him on the shoulder, then stood up and said, "I have to go to the toilet!"

Lin Tian could only say: It's so scary!

"Sir, if you don't want to play with these, we also have some basic projects..." OL skirt saw that Lin Tian had been silent, thinking that Lin Tian didn't like this, and was going to recommend some basic things to him.

Lin Tian is extremely proud of this!

The thing he was holding had curse words written all over it! Very dirty! It’s so dirty that when I write it down now, it’s all xxx, ***, river crab and river crab!

Then, 5 minutes later, Lin Tian and a white girl sat side by side next to Pierce.

Just when Lin Tian was completely uninterested in this and was about to say hello and change the scene to see if he could find Miller and the others, he saw the highlight of this gameplay.

Lin Tian, ​​who basically didn't drink much, suddenly felt something was wrong.

"Are you white-skinned again?" Pierce glared at Lin Tian again.

Regarding the new version of Lin Tian, ​​Pierce said: You are so fucking shameless!

"I have many similar friends." Lin Tian leaned back on the chair easily and said, "Woman, you are not allowed to insult my brother!"

But when Lin Tian walked into the VIP room that Pierce had given him, he decided to take back his previous comment.