Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

What's going on in the head of a top student? Lu Dishu was so helpless. He pushed Ji Qinglin, who was stuck on him and couldn't peel him off, and said, "Get up. It's hot."

Ji Qinglin couldn't maintain his image as a gentleman without clinging to Lu Dishu. He buried his head in Lu Dishu's neck, took a deep breath, and asked, "Do you like him?"

? ? ? This is a chicken-and-duck talk, right? Lu Dishu was too lazy to pay attention to him: "Get up, don't lean on me. It's hot!"

Ji Qinglin didn't move and asked again: "Do you like him?"

At this time, Ji Qinglin's persistence as the leading actor seemed to show. Lu Dishu was afraid that he would keep asking if he didn't answer, so he had to answer perfunctorily: "I don't like it, I don't like it! How can you fall in love with someone when you meet him?"

Ji Qinglin became happy and said to himself with a nervous smile: "I knew it... I knew it."

Lu Dictionary: "..." The Crown Prince...sigh.

Ji Qinglin didn't care about his image at all. He put his arms around Lu Dishu's waist and smiled as if he was in love.

"..." Lu Dishu: This person seems to be really stupid. He picked up Ji Qinglin and prepared to accuse him: "You said so many good things and asked me to accompany you to the office to teach homework, but this is how you repay me. Let me apologize for you."

Ji Qinglin didn't seem to understand Lu Dishu's accusation. He hugged Lu Dishu's neck and leaned very close to him. Lu Dishu could even feel a little warm softness moving around his neck. He heard Ji Qinglin carrying him Breathing voice: "Thank you, Brother Lu. Brother Lu is so good to me, I want to go to hell for you..."

"..." Lu Dishu suppressed the heat that surged into his lower abdomen and told himself that the prince's lips just accidentally touched his, so he shouldn't think too much. His voice was just that he was tired from running over, and then——

Lu Dishu said silently in his heart: Brother Lu, I don’t need you to go up the mountain of swords and the sea of ​​fire for me, as long as you clear my anger...

"Cough." Lu Dishu coughed pretending to be serious: "Don't stick to me, it's hot."

Ji Qinglin blinked and said confusedly: "They all say I'm from the iceberg." Lu Dishu raised an eyebrow at him.

Ji Qinglin buried his head on Lu Dishu's shoulder and said a little shyly: "Are you still hot when the iceberg is pressed against you?"

It's not really an iceberg. Lu Dishu thought, he pushed Ji Qinglin casually: "Get up, stop making trouble. It's hot."

Ji Qinglin raised his head and looked at Lu Dishu. His eyes were no longer bloodshot, but there was still mist. His previously faint lip color became brighter for some unknown reason. His voice was low and deep, and he said: "Then It’s not the weather. Brother Lu.”

"!!!" Lu Dictionary's brain shut down! Look! Listen! What is the gentle and gentle crown prince talking about in the plot? !

Lu Dishu felt that this time it could not be caused by his own thoughts! TM’s Ji Qinglin did it on purpose! Lu Dishu felt that the reason why he thought wrong before was because the Crown Prince deliberately made his words ambiguous.

He completely pulled away the male protagonist who was still clinging to him, and watched as Ji Qinglin's face put on a mask of aggrieved expression for a second.

Lu Dishu’s heart: Haha.

He glanced at Ji Qinglin with a half-smile, then flirted back: "It's not because it's hot and it's easier to solve it~"

Ji Qinglin understood it in a second, but he still pretended to be stupid with his ears red and his face scalding, "Huh? How to solve it? Why isn't it easier to solve it when the weather is hot?"

Ji Qinglin felt ashamed, but he still said bravely: "Brother Dictionary, please teach me. I'm hot too."

Lu Dishu really couldn't help but want to open Ji Qinglin's mind to see what he was thinking about every day. He stopped and turned to look at the male protagonist who was surrounding him, trying to attract his attention. Looking at him, he said: "Everyone who understands understands."

He said it more clearly. However, when Ji Qinglin saw Lu Dishu now, he really couldn't bear the desire to get close to him, so although his face was red with shame, he still closed his eyes and pretended to be shocked: "Ah! Brother Lu will also {happy} himself What? I thought Brother Lu wouldn’t do this. Brother Dictionary is so good-looking, so he doesn’t need to do it himself as long as he is willing? It’s not like me.”

What on earth is this male protagonist thinking? ! What nonsense are you talking about? He glanced at Ji Qinglin, whose misty eyes were averted and his cheeks were red and even more bewildered, and he really didn't understand how he said the last words.

Lu Dishu rolled his eyes. He was really in no mood to act with the Crown Prince. The Crown Prince would only tease him! If you like it, just say so! Lu Dishu said angrily: "I'm not impotent. You're 20 and you haven't done this before?" He turned around and walked back to the classroom.

Ji Qinglin hurriedly followed. He and Lu Dishu walked side by side on the way back to the classroom. His expression was calm and calm, but what he said was: "Brother Lu knows if I am impotent..."

He then talked about the incident of having his eyelashes touched that day.

Lu Dishu also remembered: "..." He took a deep breath: "Shall we talk about some positive, youthful and lively topics?" You can only tease but you can't give! ! ! ! !

It's a pity that Ji Qinglin can't resonate with Lu Dishu's brain waves. Not knowing what Lu Dishu's attitude was towards him, he could only use low-level methods and pretend to be surprised: "Aren't we discussing a problem? I want Brother Lu to help me answer it."

"..." Lu Dishu suspected that there was something wrong with his ears. Did Ji Qinglin ask him any questions?

Lu Dishu crossed his arms and looked at Ji Qinglin with raised eyebrows: "...What's the problem?"

Ji Qinglin: "I've never done it myself. Brother Lu seems to be very experienced. Can you teach me?"

"!!!" Lu Dishu really couldn't bear it now. He didn't dare to shout out loud. He could only suppress his voice, feeling like he was being suffocated to death: "Ji Qinglin! Who the hell are you?!"

Ji Qinglin smiled brightly: "I'm just a man who wants to ask about his skills."

Lu Dictionary: "!!!" Oh my god! Isn’t the plot almost falling apart? Why are you still following the plot? Lu Dishu felt like the original protagonist who pleased the male protagonist but was tortured by the crown prince! He was tortured too!

...Someone come and take this male lead in!

Lu Dishu was heartbroken and had a cold face on his face. He didn't want to say more, but the male protagonist kept asking: "Tell me about it? Brother Lu. I feel like I have been very angry recently and need to vent my anger."

Lu Dictionary: "..." He pretended not to hear - how could someone say such a thing in the clear day? The hero! Where is your strong sense of shame? !

"Brother Lu..."

"Brother Lu" Ji Qinglin shouted tirelessly.

Lu Dishu felt that he would be stressed by the word "Brother Lu" in the future. He was full of anger and turned around to tell Ji Qinglin to shut up, but at this time Ji Qinglin said again: "Oh. It's not that Brother Lu doesn't want to teach me, it's just that he doesn't Can you teach me something? Brother Lu may not know it either. There is neither theory nor practice. It doesn’t matter if a boy talks big."

Ji Qinglin had an expression that he could understand: "If Brother Lu had told me before, I wouldn't have kept asking."

Lu Dictionary: "!!!" It's really unbearable for a scholar! My uncle can bear it but my aunt can't! Lu Dishu's head started to heat up: "Who the hell said I couldn't do it?!"