Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

These four words were very simple, but Lu Dictionary was very surprised - when Sifoye said "I remember you", it was definitely not simply about remembering what he had promised to be a sacrifice to Sifoye.

It stands for something else—what does it stand for?

"Remember what?" Lu Dishu asked.

Si Foye: "Many, many, but only a few fragments... But this is enough for me to understand that I am waiting for you." After saying this, he raised his eyebrows at Lu Dictionary and smiled - at this time He no longer looks like he was cold and imposing before:

"satisfied?"

"..." Lu Dishu didn't understand why this person became like this when he was talking so well - just like a flower that wants to attract the attention of butterflies and grow brightly.

This metaphor made Lu Dishu laugh. After laughing, he squatted next to the bathtub, reached out and patted the artificial hot spring: "Here... come in."

Sifoye swung his tail, looked at the pool of steaming water and frowned, "Can you please not use hot water?"

Upon hearing his request, Lu Dishu's eyes crossed Sifoye's body, and when he fell on him, he paused suspiciously, and then answered:

"No...you can't wash your clothes clean without hot water." Seeing that Si Foye still looked a little reluctant, Lu Dishu was amused in his heart - it seems that a person who can do everything doesn't like hot water very much. Ah, he took Sifoye's wrist and guided him skillfully into the water.

The hot spring made a small sound for a while because of something falling into it. Lu Dishu reached out and gently patted the boy's arm to express comfort and said:

"Soaking in hot water is good for your health."

Si Foye sat in the water, biting his lip and looking at him with some resentment. Seeing him like this, his hands felt inexplicably itchy. Lu Dishu reached out and poked his swollen cheek, and spoke following the memory he didn't know where it came from. He said:

"Okay, don't you have mysophobia? If you don't wash it, you won't be clean..."

Sifoye patted the water and said, "It's clean even without washing... I'll absorb it."

As soon as the words "absorb..." came out, Lu Dishu paused. The hand he was poking at Si Foye's cheek didn't even have the strength to continue raising it.

His hand slid down weakly. Lu Dishu silently changed his posture to block his sight. He said: "...wash...wash it."

Probably because he was already embarrassed to see people, Sifoye calmed down. After acting like a fool for a moment, Sifoye picked up the things handed to him by the road dictionary and started washing them mechanically.

When the thing in his hand was taken away, Lu Dishu subconsciously tightened his grip, but after Sifoye pulled the thing in his hand for the second time, Lu Dishu still let go. The next moment, he came back to his senses. He patted the water in shock, trying to snatch back the bath ball that he had taken by mistake because he was absent-minded.

His move was naturally noticed by Si Foye, so Si Foye held the familiar bath ball in his hand and looked at Lu Dictionary with innocent and blank eyes.

After pausing for a moment and looking at the foam on his bath ball, Lu Dishu slapped his forehead:

"……nothing."

……

After hurriedly taking a shower, the two of them ate a ready-made meal together. Lu Dishu returned to his bedroom, and Si Foye followed him. Lu Dishu stopped him and said with an accent in his words:

"I have to go to class tomorrow."

Sifoye blinked: "I know."

Lu Dictionary: "..." Hey. He could only explain clearly: "So let's sleep in separate rooms for the time being." It can't be every day... What if he is not energetic tomorrow?

For some reason, Lu Dishu felt that Si Foye's expression became strange after he said this, and then he laughed strangely.

Lu Dictionary: "..." He felt something was not quite right, but he still spoke out firmly:

"what are you laughing at?"

Sifoye usually spoke in a slow tone, but for the first time, Lu Dishu felt that his tone was not quite right. The warning in his mind went off again. Lu Dishu wanted to interrupt the boy, but it was too late. Si Foye Yeah said that:

"I just want to sleep. Why would Dictionary think so?"

"..." Lu Dishu felt that he was being sentimental if he said it again.

He held his forehead and forced his respect: "Then I don't want to sleep with you, you are so cold."

Si Foye: "Don't open your eyes and tell lies. I am obviously very warm. It's not like you don't feel it..."

Lu Dishu: "..." Noticing the somewhat puzzled look cast by the intelligent robot, Lu Dishu covered his face and walked towards the room, with Sifoye following behind him.

Lu Dishu: "You have to think about it, you can only sleep on the ground when you come in."

Si Foye said indifferently: "Oh."

He actually slept on the ground, lying down obediently with two quilts on his back.

Lu Dishu was lying on the bed, tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep. He slightly supported his body and looked quietly towards where Si Foye was lying, and then saw his big black tail that was still dangling on top of the quilt.

After staring for a while, Lu Dishu felt a little discouraged, and he shouted softly: "Sfoye."

Originally, he thought the boy had fallen asleep and planned to get out of bed secretly to sleep with him. Who would have thought that after his name was called out, Sfoye's tail waggled a little more frequently, and Lu Dishu asked him:

"Are you asleep? Do you want to come up?"

After saying this, Lu Dishu was a little nervous. He decided that if the boy didn't respond to this sentence, he would go down and sleep. Who knew that after he said this sentence, he heard Si Foye's voice:

"Okay."

He stood up and walked to the bed.

Lu Dishu made a place for him.

His bed was very big, but he was as tall as Sfoye, and for some reason, they were not far apart. So as soon as Sfoye got on the bed, the two of them were next to each other, and Lu Dishu touched his legs. .

He asked: "Where is your tail?"

Sifoye looked a little sleepy and rubbed his eyes: "Didn't you say it was cold?"

Lu Dishu: "..." He was speechless for a moment, then reached out and rubbed Sifoye's hair.

His hair was long and silky to the touch. After groping again and again, Lu Dishu fell asleep holding a lock of his hair.

In the darkness, the man he thought was sleeping deeply opened his eyes. Sifoye turned his head and pressed his lips to Lu Dishu's hand holding his hair.

……

Lu Dishu woke up naturally the next day - he hadn't been in class for a long time anyway, and couldn't keep up with his studies - and he didn't listen carefully at school before. Instead of getting up early and torturing himself, it would be better to relax later. one time.

After eating slowly, he took Sifoye, who had turned into a little snake, and Lu Dishu got into the car and walked to school.

When he went upstairs, he met another small sculpture of Sifoye on the handrail in the elevator. Anyway, Sifoye himself was already there. It was just a sculpture now, and it didn't matter anymore. He took the road dictionary in one hand and Put the sculpture into your bag.

Sifoye's eyes flashed and he asked:

"What did you do with him?"

Lu Dishu said casually: "I saw it, just pick it up. The school is my home, and it depends on everyone to take care of it." He reached out to get Si Foye:

"Did you hear that? You're not allowed to leave sculptures in the school." He couldn't even pick them up.

Sifoye probably didn’t believe what Lu Dictionary said casually, or maybe he thought of something else following his words. He smiled lowly:

"Okay, we won't put them around anymore." And there is no need to put sculptures everywhere.

This answer made Lu Dishu very satisfied. He gently played with Si Foye's body as a reward, and then walked to the classroom with his schoolbag on his back.

Obviously, the few students in the classroom were shocked after seeing the road dictionary - they probably didn't expect that the person who encountered the supernatural incident could actually come to school without any grudges -

Don't you see it? Many people in their class couldn't stand just watching.

But even though I think so in my heart, I definitely can't show it on my face. Therefore, while I care about my classmates, I also secretly inquire about:

"Is Mr. Lu feeling better? What did Master say? Have you gotten rid of that thing..."

Lu Dishu raised his wrist: "...It's much better. No need to say much, we are destined. It won't harm anyone."

"...Oh." The classmates responded in twos and threes, then turned around and started talking. Lu Dishu pretended that he couldn't hear what they were discussing and returned to his position calmly.

Li Chen, who was sitting in front, looked back at him:

"When did the master show it to you?"

Lu Dishu opened his mouth and said nonsense: "I have been invited again recently."

"Oh." Li Chen finally decided to say: "I went out yesterday and saw that on you... ahem."

Lu Dictionary: "..." He gently pinched Si Foye's snake tail without leaving any trace, and smiled: "Are you looking at it?"

"Absolutely not!" It was an important matter. How could Li Chen get it wrong? He talked about it in detail, only asking for the letter to give him his words. At the end, he said nervously:

"You saw him before and he pestered you. Now that I see him, he won't pester me, right?"

Lu Dictionary: "..." He comforted Sifoye who said in his mind, "I won't do this! I'm very picky and I have high standards." He said:

"No." Only he can. I don’t know why, but when I think about it, Lu Dishu feels...shamefully a bit...smug?

Damn... Sure enough, after spending too long with Sfoye, he also became a pervert.