Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

His tone was very much like that of a young boy falling in love.

Hearing his words, Lu Dishu sneered with unknown meaning: "Ha." He was extremely indifferent:

"The sacrifices you have over there are to enhance my magic power, right? I have fulfilled my duties several times." Si Foye's intuition was not good. He shut up and followed Lu Dishu to get out of the car silently. Lu Dishu may have noticed. He was in a state now, but he didn't want to care about it or he didn't even notice Sifoye's state at the moment. He still said to himself:

"You only need mana for two purposes. One is to use mana to hunt, and the other is to ensure that you survive the winter safely. I will give you the quilt, and you can come here to get any food at each period. I can also give you thermal weapons or even other weapons. ."

As he spoke, Lu Dishu stopped in front of a door on the second floor. He leaned against the wall and said calmly:

"So let's end this relationship. I'm not a good person who makes promises. The punishment for breaking promises is up to you."

Sifoye's heartbeat, which was still beating rapidly, slowly cooled down, and his pupils, which were still pitiful and occasionally coquettish, returned to their previous indifference. He said:

"You can't afford my punishment."

Lu Dishu laughed: "We'll see." He smiled very brightly, and because of his good looks, he was as dazzling as the sun in the sky.

Sifoye liked him like this the most, but now, he couldn't feel the throbbing in his heart at all. He reached out and grabbed Lu Dishu's arm and asked:

"Have you made up your mind?"

Lu Dishu nodded: "Yes." He looked at Si Foye's tail and said provocatively: "Ghosts and gods behave like this! I never believe it! You are a snake, we are born without results!"

Sifoye said in a low voice: "But even if I am a human being! As long as we are of the same gender, there is no way we can have a result."

The road dictionary that realized the two results had different meanings: "..." He wanted to break free from Si Foye's hand gracefully and told him that no matter what, they couldn't do it anyway. If he didn't leave, he would spill the realgar wine. However, Lu Dishu miscalculated Sifoye's strength and did not break free from Sifoye's hand. He was still being held by Sifoye:

"No matter what you think, it's impossible for us. You'd better go back to where you should be. Otherwise, I don't mind helping you."

Sifoye laughed: "How can I help?"

Even though he knew that there was something wrong with his smile at the moment, Lu Dishu did not give in. He said: "Spread the realgar wine and find a Taoist priest or something." After saying that, he glanced at Si Foye provocatively: "Be good and leave quickly."

The two methods that Lu Dishu casually mentioned could only hurt ordinary snakes, not Sfoye, but he still felt uncomfortable. He pressed Lu Dishu in front of the wall and himself, and pressed Lu Dishu with some force. Lu Dishu couldn't break free from Dishu's shoulders and was forced to look at him.

There seemed to be hurt emotions hidden deep in Sifoye's eyes, but soon Lu Dishu lost sight of it. Sifoye closed his eyes, and Lu Dishu could only hear his tone, gritted teeth:

"You hate me?"

Lu Dishu didn't say anything - in fact, no matter how you put it, he didn't hate Si Foye.

As expected, Sifoye didn't hear Lu Dishu's answer and asked again: "Am I ugly?"

Uh... On the contrary, Lu Dishu didn't say anything.

No matter what he said, he couldn't get an answer. Sifoye couldn't help but open his eyes again. He reached out and pinched Lu Dishu's chin: "Speak."

Lu Dishu didn't say anything - he didn't want to lie about these two things.

Seeing Lu Dishu's determination not to open his mouth, Si Foye sneered, and he put it next to Lu Dishu's ear:

“When you first met my sculpture, you thought I was pretty. Do you think I don’t know?

When you wash your face, brush your teeth, or even eat, you have to look at my sculptures to feel comfortable. Do you think I don't know?

When you checked out of the hotel room, you took away all my movements in the hotel. Do you think I don't know?

Not even a plate or spoon was left! "

Lu Dishu's face turned a little pale, but he felt that he could still explain it - couldn't he treat those things as works of art? It’s not all his fault for putting it away! It was him who used his abilities to confuse him!

Seemingly able to see through Lu Dictionary's thoughts, Sifoye sneered:

“What did you do secretly in the school art gallery? Do you think the sculptures don’t have feelings?!

The one who clearly feels something is wrong but still pretends that he doesn’t know is you, am I? !

You know you can see the sculpture, but you pretend to be nervous and scared but actually don’t forget to pick up the sculpture?

Or do you want to coax other people into marrying other people despite having a relationship with someone of the same sex? Even a foreigner like me would not do such behavior! "

Si Foye rarely spoke such a long series of words, and the power of this paragraph was indeed quite impressive. Lu Dishu was speechless by this paragraph, and this was not the end. Seeing Lu Dishu like this , Si Foye also added leisurely:

"Besides, don't you think my ability to bewitch does not require any conditions? If you are determined enough, will you be bewitched by me?"

"Admit it, Lu Dishu." There was excitement hidden deep in the snake man's voice: "You have feelings for me."

Lu Dishu originally wanted to refute, but because of a large paragraph that Sifoye used as a theory, all his attempts to refute came to nothing. His face was a little pale and his voice was a little weak, but he still resisted stubbornly:

"This is... just your speculation. You have no evidence. I don't feel it... Even if I do, it's just because of your face."

Sifoye laughed, and he let go of the hand holding the dictionary: "Even if it's just because of his face, that's enough."

Before the first sentence was revealed, Lu Dishu calmed down. He stood firm against the wall and resumed his previous personable manner. He said elegantly:

"There are many more good-looking people than you."

Sifoye narrowed his eyes: "But there is no one who can make you obsessed with me as much as you are obsessed with me. Isn't it?"

Facing Si Foye's gaze, Lu Dishu's eyes and expression did not change at all. He said:

"I can't tell, you are quite confident."

Sifoye smiled. He walked a little closer to Lu Dishu. Lu Dishu stood up straight and alert. He originally wanted to take a step back, but there was a strong force behind him and there was no way to retreat. At this time, walking further away made him appear a bit weak. , knowing that Si Foye would not do anything that would make him regret [such as killing him if he didn’t agree to love], Lu Dishu didn’t quit, but he still wanted to ask:

"What do you want to do?"

Before this sentence was uttered, there was no chance to say it again. Lu Dishu looked at the door that had been opened quietly as if he was mute——

The door was opened, naturally revealing what was inside - a room full of sculptures.

They were all Sfoye's—all sizes—even the realistic Sfoye sculpture that had been glimpsed in school and never seen again.

Lu Dishu froze completely - he knew that he could no longer quibble.

Sure enough, he saw Sfoye curling up the corners of his lips in satisfaction, turning his head to look at him - the two of them were very close. So close to Lu Dictionary that he could see his face reflected in Si Foye's pupils, which turned red and white. He heard Si Foye say in a very pleasant voice:

"Do you know? Dictionary..." Lu Dishu felt him rubbing his ankle with the tip of his thin tail, but he didn't dare to move, and his attention was still focused on what the boy was going to say next:

"When I came to this world, my magic power was not so strong, but... after all, you have perfectly preserved so many of my incarnations."

……

&1

Lu Dishu tensed his body and turned his head to look at Si Foye: "Then what do you want?"

Sifoye smiled: "Stay with me."

Just as Lu Dishu was about to speak, Sfoye spoke before him: "Even if I don't announce my existence to others."

As soon as he said these words, it must be said that Lu Dishu was shocked - he had seen Sfoye talk so much before, and he had such a strategizing attitude, but he actually made such a request?

A "secretly stay with me" request.

At this moment, even the mood of Lu Dishu suddenly felt more subtle. He glanced at Si Foye and twitched the corner of his mouth:

"That's okay."

After saying that, he took Sifoye's hand and walked towards the room. Sifoye didn't react and said, "What are you going to do?"

Lu Dishu turned his head - he glanced up and down one side of Sfoye's face, and finally raised his chin with his hand, looking at him with a nonchalant tone:

"Don't you know? You think I'm obsessed with your face. Can't you tell? You think I'm interested in you. In this case..."

Sifoye was stunned - at this time, he could no longer see the aggressive and clever look before.

Lu Dishu gently pinched his chin, leaving a red mark on his fair face. Even though he was treated like this, Sifoye had no intention of resisting and still kept himself under Lu Dishu's control. , Lu Dishu smiled with satisfaction and said:

"Then of course I want to take you to do something that adults say you should do."

Before he could react, Si Foye was suddenly dragged into the door by Lu Dishu.

……

As the old saying goes, a quarrel at the head of the bed ends with a quarrel at the end of the bed. Lu Dishu and Si Foye were like this. After some union of spirit and body, the two became calm again. Si Foye asked Lu Di Shu:

"Do you particularly hate my tail?"

Lu Dishu narrowed his eyes slightly and looked at him: "No. I like it very much." They all rolled on the bed together again, how could he still say that?

Sifoye obviously still remembered what he said before, and said: "But you thought my tail was very..."

Lu Dishu: "I couldn't control myself at the time. I felt that I was a little different from before. I was afraid that something would happen that I would lose control of. And if I really couldn't control myself anymore, but if you want to leave, I will take it from you too." There is no way, I... don't want this to happen," he said:

"And didn't I say something later, different races have different measurements."

Sifoye blinked, and for a while, Lu Dishu heard him say in a very gentle tone: "Why does Dishu think I will leave you..."

Lu Dishu was startled for a moment - although Si Foye has always behaved in a special way in front of him... well, like a cat that only wants to be petted, but - Lu Dishu said: "Maybe it's because you know a lot about me. It’s something you can’t understand.”

Sifoye said slowly: "Is the dictionary saying that I am strong?"

"If you think that's what I mean, you can think so."

Sifoye laughed: "If you put it that way, then the dictionary is much better than mine."

Lu Dishu looked up at him in confusion, Sifoye stretched out his hand to hold Lu Dishu's hand, then took his hand and put it on his heart, looked into Lu Dishu's eyes and said, "Because you control everything about me. "

【Finish】

& 2 [Second ending]

Lu Dishu felt Sfoye rubbing his ankle with the tip of his thin tail, but he remained motionless.

Just focus on what the guy is going to say next:

"When I came to this world, my magic power was not so strong, but... after all, you have perfectly preserved so many of my incarnations."

……

Lu Dishu was attentive, he raised his eyes and looked directly at Si Foye:

"What do you want?"

Sifoye smiled lowly: "What I want to do depends on what choice the dictionary makes."

Hearing Si Foye's words, Lu Dishu's lips curved into a nice but definitely not friendly smile: "What if I still say... I want you to leave?"

He stood up straight and spoke in a nonchalant tone, as if he was trying to convince Sfoye or himself: "After all, you and I... are not a good combination. ... You are not qualified to interfere with my marriage. "

Sifoye looked into Lu Dishu's eyes: "Seriously?"

Lu Dishu didn't speak - he couldn't say a firm "seriously."

Sifoye glanced at Lu Dishu, who lowered his head and didn't look at him again, pursed his lips and disappeared in front of him.

The sculptures in the house are still there, but the person who previously shielded him from the sun and played coquettishly with him is no longer there.

Lu Dishu closed his eyes for a while, then opened them. His mood didn't seem to have changed much from before, so Lu Dishu returned to his room casually.

Well...just treat it as a dream.

However... it doesn't work - every two or three days Lu Dishu will suddenly receive some gifts, some belonging to their planet, some belonging to other galaxies, and even some he can't tell where they come from.

But Lu Dishu knew that these were given to him by Sfoye.

Apart from these things, Sfoye never conjured up a line of words out of thin air or appeared in front of him.

……

In the days without Si Foye's company, Lu Dishu actually fell in love with studying. Every week, in addition to dealing with some things in the company, what he looked forward to most was the time when Si Foye would send him something.

But this week...no.

Lu Dishu was in a bad mood, but his parents were back at this time. Out of etiquette, he had to force a smile, but——

His parents brought back a piece of news that made him laugh.

He wants to get married, but he is the kind of person who can't refuse. He joins the army, and the other party specifies that he wants to get married.

After a long while, Lu Dishu's voice was soft: "I haven't appeared in front of people for a long time. Did he point out that I made a mistake?"

But this is obviously not possible.

His parents patted his shoulders comfortingly and finally left.

Lu Dishu sat on the sofa in the room all night, and was still ready to go out to meet someone the next day - the other person was a general who was very famous in recent years and had a very promising future because of his youth. I heard he was the type who could win every battle. , even if you don’t pay attention to the war, you have heard of this man’s deeds.

To be fair, it's not a bad idea to marry this kind of person, but——

Lu Dishu had something on his mind. He opened the door absentmindedly and wanted to go out, but was blocked by a pair of long legs standing in front of the door.

Lu Dishu slowly looked up and saw a very familiar face - Sfoye was wearing a military uniform, and his whole person perfectly fit the rumored image of the victorious general. He kissed the rose petals in his hand, then winked at Lu Dictionary and asked:

"Then... am I qualified now to ask about the marriage of dictionaries?"

【Finish】