Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

It should have happened when he accompanied Huang Hao to this talisman painting parlor for the second time.

Although Lin An's talisman drawing skills are very good, and there are many people in this world who are haunted by ghosts, but compared to the general public, this base is very small, not to mention how many talisman paper halls there are in a city. , and exorcism is not the only way to use talismans.

So most of the time, this store is quite clean.

That time was an exception.

That day, Lu Dishu and the others were attracted by the noise outside not long after they arrived at the Talisman Hall. If there weren't games on the table and something to eat, he would have wanted to go watch the excitement.

But he had always been very lucky in Lin An's Talisman Paper Shop, and it was the same this time. He didn't even have to run out to watch the fun, the fun came to his door.

There were even sounds of loudspeakers playing gongs and drums.

The voice coming from the loudspeaker was a man's voice, and he said "I love you, stay with me!"

Lu Dishu: "!!!" To be honest, this is the first time he has seen this kind of courtship in so many years.

Lu Dishu listened to the sound of loudspeakers getting closer and closer, and finally saw a man in his late 30s, with oily hair, pink face, and a suit. He also had a watch on his wrist that cost several W, and he was holding a bouquet of roses in an imposing manner. came in.

This was the first time he saw this sight! And... if his eyes don't look right, the flower shop is currently filled with men, right? Who is he saying "I love you" to?

This doubt did not bother Lu Dishu for too long, because soon the man approached Lin An with a hopeful look on his face, holding the rose in his arms.

Lu Dishu: "..." Being so close, Lu Dishu could even see the fascination and satisfaction in that man's eyes.

Now he understood - it turned out that this man came to see Lin An!

He was surprised - not that he was shocked that men could fall in love with men and like the same sex. He had heard about it many times on the Internet. But this was the first time he saw a homosexual come to him!

Lu Dishu couldn't help but observe them carefully - luckily Lin An had stood close to him before, so the man was also quite close to him, and Lu Dishu could hear their conversation without even eavesdropping. .

Lin An spoke first. His tone was cold and calm, and he didn't even raise his head. He drew the talisman paper and asked: "The talisman paper I gave you should have no side effects?"

"Ah!" The man probably didn't expect that Lin An would actually ask him such a question on this occasion. He was stunned for a moment, and then said urgently: "It's okay, it's okay, there are no sequelae at all! Lin An The talismans I drew are very useful!"

Lu Dishu noticed that Lin An frowned after hearing this sentence, and then he also looked in the direction of his side. Seeing his eyes froze, Lu Dishu smiled awkwardly, knowing that he had been caught eavesdropping on someone else's conversation. He seemed to turn his head to drink tea, but in fact he was still paying attention to that side.

Then he heard Lin An's voice again - Lin An didn't seem to have much reaction to the nice words the man said - at least there was no difference in his tone, which was still cold, and his expression was the same:

"Okay." He said, "Then why do you come to my place? Do you need talisman again? Also, can you turn off the loudspeaker? You are disturbing my guests."

Hearing his words, Lu Dishu almost choked on his tea. He quickly put down the cup and coughed while thinking - he really didn't know? !

For a moment, Lu Dishu couldn't help but sympathize with the man - Lin An even thought that he was here to ask for the talisman paper, so he would definitely not talk about his courtship.

That man will definitely be disappointed.

Indeed, when he heard Lin An's words, he immediately looked down. The man who quickly explained his affectionate confession was interrupted by Lin An before he could finish his words:

"Don't talk about it, don't give it a chance."

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Anyway, no matter what the man's expression was, Lu Dishu wanted to laugh.

Oops... Why is Lin An so cute when he rejects others?

However, in fact - he was probably the only one who found Lin An's attitude of rejecting people cute, and the confessor himself did not find him cute.

"Why..." The man's tone was very weak, as if his heart was broken: "Is it because I am a man?"

Lin An raised his eyes and glanced at Lu Dishu, then lowered his head to fiddle with his own talisman, and said in a calm tone: "No."

The man's spirit was lifted, Lu Dishu also pricked up his ears, and then Lin secretly said:

"Because you are you."

Lu Dictionary: "..."

The man: "..."

To be fair, even if Lu Dishu was not the one who confessed, he still felt choked up for some reason - why did Lin An's words sound so clumsy?

Even if he is not a party involved, let alone a party involved.

However, that man was not a good person. Lin An just refused his advances without a good attitude - after all, one-sided liking was only a matter of one person, but the man became reluctant.

Probably because Lin An was thin and there was nothing entangling him anymore, he didn't want to beg Lin An anymore, so he directly reached out to grab Lin An's hand with the intention of forcing it.

Lu Dishu stood up - although he had only been to this Talisman Hall a few times, Lin An was very kind to him, and he was also a very nice person - besides, no matter who the other party was, Lu Dishu would rush to help. Same thing every time.

But before Lu Dishu could take action, the man fell to the ground with a slap.

Lu Dishu stopped walking forward and looked at Lin An - his intuition told him: this man fell because of Lin An.

His intuition was very accurate. When Lu Dishu looked at Lin An, he happened to catch his eyes on him. Lin An seemed to be telling him "Be patient" with his eyes.

Lu Dishu thought about it for a moment and didn't go forward - Lin An looked like he had a lot of energy left.

This was indeed the case. The man's fall was not the end. The next second Lu Dictionary saw Lin An walking out of the counter with one hand - yes! Grabbing the man's collar with one hand, he carried him out of the hall like a chicken.

Lu Dishu didn't follow, but he heard a cry and a voice mixed in the brackets that seemed more creepy because it was plain and calm: "You still dare to touch me?"

"Don't you want to touch me? Now that I have touched you, why are you howling? Are you unhappy?"

"Not happy?"

"That's right. I'm not happy either."

"Didn't mean it? It doesn't matter. Because I didn't mean it either."

Thinking of this, Lu Dishu trembled silently. He raised his eyes and decisively admitted his mistake, trying to avoid the same treatment as the man that day by pretending to be good: "Brother... I really didn't mean it, I just... I was quick..."

"Don't be angry with me, okay? It's not easy to gather my Yin Qi when it's gone... QAQ."

After saying this quickly, Lu Dishu raised his eyes and glanced at Lin An, and then saw his smiling eyes looking at him.

Lu Dictionary:? ? ? No matter how dull he was, he still felt something was wrong. He asked: "What's wrong? Brother."

Lin An opened her eyelids and looked at him, rolling up her sleeves and asking, "What are you thinking about?"

Lu Dishu stared at the hand that was holding his cuffs - he had pulled up his cuffs like this before he hit the man.