Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

He thought he had no interest in him emotionally... After all, the robots in this world were very concerned about their master's preferences, but he actually subconsciously made the choice he made before.

Lu Dishu: "..." He looked at Ji Qinglin.

Ji Qinglin in this world really can't eat spicy food. Even the not-so-spicy sauce from the barbecue restaurant turned his usually cold white skin into a slightly pink color. There was even a little bit of sweat on the tip of his nose and forehead - and on his lips. Not to mention the flap.

Turned into a tortured Yin Hong.

Seeing Ji Qinglin's slightly open breathing mouth, and remembering his tone and eyes when he told him not to dip him in chili sauce, Lu Dishu's eyes were a little dark, and he asked: "Is it spicy? Brother."

Ji Qinglin's eyes were filled with water and he nodded slowly.

Then Lu Dishu lowered his head - the two people were close to each other and were facing each other before. As soon as he lowered his head, their lips touched each other.

Doing such a thing in public obviously challenged Inspector Ji's sense of shame. Ji Qinglin raised his hands, but he still couldn't bring himself to push the road-blocking dictionary. He couldn't run away because of his physical weakness, so he could only sit down. In the corner, he passively accepted Lu Dishu's slightly aggressive kiss.

After a while, they finally separated. Ji Qinglin, who had kept his eyes closed before, not daring to look at the expressions of the people around him or reading the dictionary, finally opened his eyes. He thought he would immediately see what the people around him were like. Expressive, but who knows what he first looked at was the Lu Dictionary in front of him.

He had just taken the initiative to kiss someone, and his eyes and expression on his face were full of lust, his lips had turned crimson, and there was something suspicious about them...

Ji Qinglin looked at him for a while and couldn't help but feel his face heat up. At this time, he didn't have the intention to pay attention to the expressions of the people around him. He quickly wiped the corners of the little robot's mouth with a tissue and asked him:

"Does the baby feel spicy?"

Lu Dishu bit his lip and shook his head slowly: "It's okay."

Ji Qinglin made a quick decision - he added a few pieces of lettuce and put it in Lu Dishu's bowl, and then went to get Lu Dishu a drink.

After taking the drink back and watching Lu Dishu drink it with his own eyes, Ji Qinglin was busy picking up vegetables for Lu Dishu to eat——

At this time, the idea that Lu Cishu didn't pay attention to him at all, that he didn't care at all and that he didn't know what he liked at all was gone - who asked Lu Dishu to kiss him.

After feeding Lu Dictionary, Ji Qinglin started to eat. He ate very gracefully, and under the sight of Lu Dishu, who had nothing to do but stare at him after eating, he ate even more gracefully——

Lu Dishu smiled. He reached out and took Ji Qinglin's hand and played with it: "Brother's hands are so beautiful~"

Ji Qinglin couldn't help but shrink his hand, and Lu Dishu clenched it harshly.

The meal ended with Ji Qinglin blushing.

After dinner, Ji Qinglin returned to the company. As his companion, Lu Dishu naturally followed him.

After entering the elevator, just as the door was closing, a person hurriedly ran out.

Lu Dishu stood calmly, while Ji Qinglin, an enthusiastic person, reached out and pressed the door button.

The person who came in was an employee from the same company. After coming in, he said hello and looked at Ji Qinglin:

"This is"

Ji Qinglin immediately stood up straight and introduced solemnly: "This is my robot. His name is Lu Dishu."

"...Uh" the clerk rubbed his hair awkwardly - he just wanted to ask Ji Qinglin if the watch he was wearing was from the O family...

Who knew that Ji Qinglin would subconsciously introduce his robot to him. But it’s quite interesting. Ji Qinglin wouldn’t be like this before - it can only be said that he still sighed too early. If he knew that their mysophobic Inspector Ji would not only buy nothing, but also take care of him when he walked out of a high-end restaurant. Only then will your own robot's jaw drop.

After saying a few nice words, the clerk quietly stood in the corner of the elevator.

There were only three people in the elevator at the moment, and the atmosphere was very quiet. He could even hear Ji Qinglin chatting with his robot behind him - ah... this employee was a little confused -

There are a lot of rumors about Ji Qinglin in their company. After all, he is handsome, rich, very old and not very old, making him a rich and handsome man.

But he is also known to have a bad temper——

It's as cold as that snow-capped mountain that has never melted for thousands of years. He speaks word by word and seems to cherish every word like gold. But now he talks so "gently" to his robot? The key is to talk more.

His robot words were not as many as Ji Qinglin's - he really found another point of gossip, but he didn't dare to gossip now, he was going to go out and gossip again.

With this in mind, he went out as soon as the elevator door opened. I excitedly prepared to share this gossip with other colleagues, but as soon as I found someone, I heard even more explosive gossip about Ji Qinglin.

Ji Qinglin called for robot baby - their company's data talents have reasonably analyzed it. The probability of Ji Qinglin saying this word is 0, because based on his usual behavior, it feels like he can't say this word to his lover. How can he say it to his lover? Did the robot say this word?

The result is spoken out.

In this regard, people who have trusted the company's data analysts before said - your analysis is still not good enough!

……

But Ji Qinglin didn't know these things carefully, and Lu Dishu didn't know at all, until one day, Lu Dishu was caught by a nosy robot who only thought about the company's interests and respected his master's orders as his first command.

"What are you doing?" Although the person pulling his sleeve was a robot, Lu Dishu didn't like being touched by strangers.

Lu Dishu was so vicious, and his level was much higher than that of the robots in that company, so the robot slowly retracted its hand out of fear, but its idea did not change: "You are a robot, and you have to serve human beings, so you can't be too aggressive." Too much competition for favor."

"Huh? What the hell." Lu Dishu didn't know what happened yet, so he didn't understand why the robot would come to him and say something like this - after all, robots generally don't mind their own business.

Jian Lu Dictionary looked incomprehensible, and the robot, as a "experienced person", earnestly persuaded: "Even in the company, you can see your master taking care of you. This is not okay. If some people see it, they will think you are Bad business may be destroyed.”

Oh~ It turns out that I was afraid that he would be destroyed. Lu Dishu patted it on the shoulder, and then called Ji Qinglin face to face.

Ji Qinglin was waiting for him outside. As soon as he heard the voice, he came in immediately. Lu Dishu smiled and kissed Ji Qinglin's cheek, then looked at the dumb robot No. N: "This kind of relationship between us, he is not right I am good to whom?”

"..." This world has developed for so many years, and it is not that there have never been situations where masters and robots are together. Once this happens, although there is a possibility of being laughed at, it is up to the owner to treat his robot well.

Robot No. N was silently dumbfounded for a while, then turned around and left.

After it left, Ji Qinglin spoke. He was a little shy and said: "Why did you kiss me in front of him?"

Lu Dishu took his waist and kissed him again on the lips, saying: "But we kissed him at the barbecue restaurant last time, why can't we kiss him this time? There are not as many people as at the barbecue restaurant this time. Woolen cloth."

"..." This is true. Ji Qinglin stopped worrying about this issue and asked instead:

"You seemed to be telling that robot about our relationship just now. What relationship were you talking about?" In fact, he had heard Lu's words describing their relationship in the dictionary, but at this moment he still wanted to hear Lu's words with his own ears. Dictionary Say it again.

So Lu Dishu said again: "I told him that you are my boyfriend."

Although he usually considers himself Lu Dishu's boyfriend, the feeling of hearing this title from him now is completely different.

Ji Qinglin made a move, but in the end he still did not hold Lu Dishu's hand directly. Instead, he looked at him with bright eyes: "Then can I hold your hand casually in the future? I don't need to keep a distance from you anymore when I go out. ?”

Lu Dishu raised his eyebrows, nodded, and then said: "Of course, you can still kiss me as you like."

Ji Qinglin: "!!!"

The joy on his face at this moment was almost visible to a robot.

Lu Dishu was also very happy - it was completely broken, and there was no need to continue the plot at all. It was fast-forwarded to the end, and he and the protagonist Gong were already together.

In the beginning, he and Ji Qinglin lived together. Now their relationship has become a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship, and they are still living together.

It’s just that the daily routine has become—Ji Qinglin cooks diligently every day, throws clothes into the washing machine, coaxes her boyfriend to get up, and then gently coaxes her sleepy boyfriend out of bed with his coquettish sounds and kisses... My boyfriend goes to work, goes to many places with my boyfriend to discover delicious food, gets off work with my boyfriend, makes dinner or orders takeout together... and then sleeps after being intimate with my boyfriend at night.

They maintained this routine for many days, and then... Lu Dishu discovered that Ji Qinglin was still greedy for him... but he didn't seem to have much knowledge in that area, and he only knew how to kiss him.

I was so greedy that I only knew how to kiss him, and most of the time I would only kiss his mouth. When I kissed him elsewhere, I would do it secretly, as if I was afraid of being discovered.

Lu Dictionary: "..."

One day, he couldn't help it anymore and opened his eyes when Ji Qinglin watched him fall asleep and followed his intuition to "relax" himself.

Ji Qinglin kept looking at him, and soon found Lu Dishu opening his eyes.

He immediately put on a shocked expression on his face, but his movements honestly did not pause.

Lu Dishu: "..." He stood up with his arms supported. Ji Qinglin, probably because he wanted to run or do other things, immediately jumped up and fell into his arms.

Breathing heavily, he explained in a hoarse voice: "Dictionary... don't be angry... I... I feel too uncomfortable. I didn't mean to be like this. If you are angry, I won't do it next time."

"..." Uh...hey. Lu Dishu originally wanted to rely on Ji Qinglin to "research" on his own and then let them make progress - but now it seems that Ji Qinglin in this world is too simple.

He didn't know anything at all, and he didn't even know where to start thinking about that aspect. Even Lu Dishu suspected that he didn't know "that aspect" - after all, this society was developing very quickly, and people could have sex even if they had children.

And society is indeed not open enough in this regard.

You can tell by looking at how nervous Ji Qinglin was after being discovered.

Lu Dishu held his hand that was pinching him and said in a calm voice: "Don't be so anxious, I'm not angry."

"Then...then why did you get up?" Ji Qinglin asked in a low voice.

Lu Dishu blinked: "Because I feel uncomfortable too. But I don't want to move. Brother, can you help me?"

"..." Ji Qinglin couldn't refuse Lu Dishu - even though he was so shy that he was shrinking into a ball at this moment, Ji Qinglin stretched out his hand tremblingly, and Lu Dishu went to hold his hand.

Ji Qinglin looked at him - he found that Lu Dishu was looking at him, and his eyes seemed to still be shining in the dark night. With the moonlight, he was as breathtaking as a demon under the moon.

Ji Qinglin couldn't help but be confused by him, and the doubts that he had previously pressed turned into gentle inquiries: "What's the matter? Dictionary?"

Lu Dishu didn't answer why, but instead smiled at Yan Yan: "Brother's lips are so beautiful, I like them so much~"

Thinking that he was simply praising himself, Ji Qinglin couldn't help but lower his head.

Seeing him like this, Lu Dishu knew that he didn't understand, so he could only helplessly press down his body and hug the person into his arms. At night, his voice would have become a little hoarse, not to mention that Lu Dishu deliberately suppressed his voice. sound.

Ji Qinglin almost felt his body go numb when he suddenly heard this voice.

"Brother~help me~"

The hand was still being held tightly, and the boy's eyes were not concealed.

Ji Qinglin understood, and he became even more shy. Then I followed the idea of ​​​​the dictionary.

……

Lu Dishu didn't teach Ji Qinglin too much today, so the two of them rested again after taking a shower, and started "teaching" him the next day. Then on the third day, Ji Qinglin had no choice but to take leave - there was no other way, he was really determined I can't get out of bed.

In this world, Lu Dictionary is a robot! And he was still in a proper human body - so he became the plowed field.

But... even though his waist is very sore, Ji Qinglin still... likes it... Well, not just at night, but also during the day, his little machine will know how to make soup for him.

Well, even if he cried and begged Lu Dishu for mercy last night but still didn't let him go, he wouldn't be angry...

【Finish】

Extra

Before seeing Lu Dictionary, Ji Qinglin felt that a person's life was quite good. Then after hearing that a company wanted to give him a robot, he felt impatient.

But after seeing the robot, Ji Qinglin changed his mind.

He had never seen anyone who looked like that. He felt that with such a face and such an imposing manner, he would fall in love with him regardless of whether he was a human, a monster, a demon, or a ghost.

In fact, his face was not uniquely handsome, but he just liked it. It's like the kind that is carved into your heart and soul and you can't help but like him when you see him, and even your heart will lose control because of it.

Ji Qinglin could no longer say the rejection he had planned before, so he left the little robot at home. Unlike other robots, the little robot will say what it wants to do for itself but it won't actually move.

It was clear at a glance that he didn't really want to help him - he didn't look like a robot whose first order was to serve his master, but - inexplicably, Ji Qinglin didn't care at all, and even though he didn't know how to cook, he still I can cook by myself.

He felt that if one day his robot carried out the first order of serving its master, he would not feel happy, but would only feel horrified.

His little robot wasn't like that - he had a temper of his own.

But fortunately, robots have always been like that.

Ji Qinglin always thought that he knew a lot, but compared with the little robot, his knowledge stock in one aspect was almost zero.

Ji Qinglin felt unhappy - he always wanted to ask why the little robot knew so much.

But he didn't tell him.

Ji Qing pretended to be considerate in front of him, like okay, I won't ask anymore, but secretly started to investigate behind his back.

But it is a pity that nothing was found out and even Lu Dictionary discovered it.

Ji Qinglin: [QAQ] He was never a match for the coquettish Lu Dishu. Now that Lu Dishu discovered such a thing, he couldn't even think of a good solution.

I could only agree to Lu Dishu’s request, “I’ve never had enough food.”

Ji Qinglin: [QAQ] What can he do? He can only agree.

Seeing Ji Qinglin fainting from exhaustion, Lu Dishu breathed a sigh of relief - Ji Qinglin shouldn't dare to continue searching, right? The way he cried just now was so pitiful, there was no way he wouldn't remember it.

Facts have proved... Ji Qinglin really doesn't have a long memory.

Lu Dishu's little "means" could no longer force him, so in the remaining time, he had no choice but to keep making progress.

Listening to the sound of keyboards in the room, Ji Qinglin seemed to have seen Lu Dishu sitting in front of the computer and starting to "look up information". With his eyes closed, he raised the corners of his lips——

So what if there were stories in Lu Dishu before? He can't spare the time to look for that thing now!