pet? Do not care! A real daughter, she is obsessed with cultivating immortality

The tauren was silent.

"As high school students, as teenagers, as the hope of the future, how can you be so hopeless?!"

Shi Qi muttered: "You already know that we are the hope of the future, so why are you still killing us?"

The tauren was angry: "Shut up! You keep talking all day long. Why are you talking so closely?"

Shi Qi:......

Target it?

After listening to what Shi Qi said, the others patted their butts and sat down: "Shi Qi is right. If you want to kill you, just kill you. We don't care."

At this moment, a boy boldly hugged his girlfriend and asked in a domineering manner: "My dear girl can't breathe after kissing me for two minutes, and she can't even survive for 800 years. You actually let her fight with more than 800 people?" "

Tauren: "Well..."

"Fuck!" The boy said with gloomy eyes, "You asked her to kill eight hundred people? Don't want to die?"

The girl should have hugged him at this time, but at this moment she broke away from the boy's arms in an instant.

I rubbed the goosebumps on my body and felt a little speechless:

"Who taught you to say this? Who kissed you?"

The boy panicked: "What's wrong? Baby?"

The boy's roommate who was a military advisor was also a little puzzled: "That's not right. This is what the love book says. Why is this reaction?"

The boys were busy coaxing their little girlfriends, the military counselors were busy flipping through the book, and the others were chattering and guessing.

He left the tauren aside and ignored him completely.

"If you don't do anything, I'll starve you to death."

Everyone glanced at him: "Oh, it's up to you."

The tauren threatened: "I won't feed you!"

"Oh."

The tauren was still making noises, and Shi Qi was fighting with the landlord. After finally becoming a landlord, when he heard the tauren making noises, he impatiently hit him with a hammer.

"I won't say anything anymore, and you shouldn't beep either."

The tauren was hit hard and covered his face: "You, you bully the wheel! Don't kill each other again."

"I will, I will let the wolves kill you!"

Everyone's expressions changed slightly.

Looking at Shi Qi, Shi Qi stood up calmly: "Don't be afraid, everyone, there is a cage, they can't get in!"

Everyone stopped panicking: "This cage is so wonderfully made!"

"Niutou, let it go. I've never seen a real wolf before."

The minotaur removed the cage in anger.

Shi Qi added: "Don't be afraid, everyone. I'll stop the wolf, and you guys will give the tauren a good beating, and then we'll wipe his neck to death."

Tauren:?

The tauren looked at the more than 800 people in front of him who were watching eagerly.

They laughed wildly.

After a while, the pitiful screams of the minotaur came from over there.

The tauren finally broke free and shut down the engine, trapping everyone.

This time he used fire.

"Watch me burn you to death!"

He still didn't realize the seriousness of the matter.

Just listen to Shi Qi still shouting: "Don't be afraid, everyone, I will open a magic circle to ensure that the fire cannot come in. I have a painless death elixir here, everyone takes it! I will die after everyone is completely dead!" "

Everyone smiled: "Okay, okay."

"This also provides free cremation. The service is really good." Someone sighed.

Tauren:......

He finally knelt down, his face full of guilt.

"What do you want from me? What do you want?"

"Why aren't you afraid? Why?!"

Everyone stood there: "He seems a little pitiful."

Shi Qi made a Buddha gesture: "Donor, put down your butcher knife and become a Buddha immediately. There is no end to the sea of ​​suffering, but there is a shore when you turn around."

Tauren: "Get out!"

This time, everyone fainted again.

This time, they were no longer panicked or confused.

I'm a bit used to it.

Facing the cannibal forest.

Them: It doesn’t matter, the worst case scenario is death.

Faced with becoming an experimental subject.

Them: It doesn’t matter, the worst case scenario is death.

……

Finally, they returned to their first year of high school.

This time, the resentment of the high school students broke out.

The person behind him smiled sinisterly.

"So, you are afraid of this."

Then they watched as they overturned desks, blew up the school, and screamed like monkeys.

Then he lay on the ground peacefully and contentedly: "I'm satisfied, the worst I can do is die."

The person behind it:…

What kind of psychosis are people nowadays? ?

Shi Qi looked at the person behind him.

"Zhou Xing, oh, no, it's time for you to come out, right? Seeing that we have played so many dungeons, you are really patient. Unfortunately, we have no patience anymore."

Zhou Xing backed away repeatedly, and wanted to defend himself, but when he came into contact with Shi Qi's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, the corners of his lips curled up.

"I thought I was pretending to be good, but I didn't expect that you would still find me."

Shi Qi sneered: "Are you pretending well? Xingxing is not a broadcaster. I don't even know where the broadcast room is. I felt something was wrong at the time. What you said next doesn't sound like what Xingxing would say."

Everyone looked over with doubts on their faces.

Jiang Xiao suddenly figured it out.

"I said, why are you so weird today? You don't look like Little Star at all."

"No wonder, you were walking in front and asked me, who was behind, to hold an umbrella for Shi Qi and eat ice cream. If it were Xingxing, he would have said that it was easy to have diarrhea and would have advised him. Xingxing is very clingy to Xiaoqi. "

Everyone stared at Zhou Xing, a little surprised: "Is Zhou Xing the boss?"

Zhou Xingzhi smiled in distress: "Okay, I really didn't notice this."

"I didn't expect you guys to be so useless and have no sense of resistance at all. It's really boring."

"It's nothing like before, when I moved my fingers, a group of people would kill each other. The taste of hatred and greed was so wonderful."

She licked the corners of her lips.

Shi Qi's hands were slightly bright, and there was a hammer in her hand.

"Even if you make such an expression on Zhou Xing, it's completely disgusting."

"Really?" "Zhou Xing" covered her face, "But I think it's very good. She is young and beautiful, and she has the same resentment in her heart as me. She really suits my body very well."

Shi Qi smiled, his eyes shining, not afraid at all: "It turns out he is an old and immortal demon cultivator."

"Zhou Xing" looked stern, then raised his lips and smiled: "Children these days are very mouthy. Do you think the taste of your flesh and blood will be wonderful?"

"Oh, it turns out she is an old witch who eats people."

The demon cultivator's face was distorted for a moment. She was also a woman, and Shi Qi would naturally be annoyed if she said that she was an old man.

She said with a smile: "Haha, little Zhuji, I was just playing with you before. You don't really think that you can beat me, do you? Even if I just wake up, I'm not as strong as you." Comparable."

Shi Qi smiled: "How will you know if you don't try? Old witch."

Mo Xiu: "Try calling me old witch again?"

Shi Qi made a face: "Old witch, old witch."

The demon cultivator was so angry that he laughed sinisterly: "That's all, I'm too lazy to play games with you. As long as you die, that's fine!"