After the divorce, my wife wants to remarry, and Mr. Di is crazy.
Chapter 258 She is afraid and doesn’t want to go back~
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In a muddy field in the manor.
Di Beiming was a little dumbfounded. He lowered his head and looked at the wet mud stuck to his body. He was speechless~
Didn't he say that he wanted to pinch the puppy and give it to him? Why did he throw mud at him as soon as he got out of the field? This little girl is a little out of touch! (ー_ー)!!
"Uncle, let's have a mud fight. This is more fun. My two brothers and I will be a team of super soldiers. You will be the super bad guy, and the super soldiers will fight the big bad guy..."?'?' ?
As Sanbao said, Ma Liu bent down and picked up another large piece of mud, and then she called Di Beiming's face directly with perfect accuracy.
Her strength was surprisingly strong, and the mud was carrying a strong wind. Before Di Beiming could realize the meaning of her words, there was a "pop" and his face was blurred.
Di Beiming: "..." (||?_?)
"Haha, I won a round, big brother and second brother come together~Fight the big bad guy~"
Seeing that he had hit Di Beiming, Sanbao giggled with joy.
Bending down, she quickly started picking at the mud again. At this time, she did not forget to remind Dabao and Erbao that the opportunity to torture the big bad guy had come.
Dabao Erbao:...
My sister is so smart, so I won’t be afraid of offending the bad guy~
The two little beans looked at each other, and soon they joined in the formation of digging out mud and smashing Di Beiming. Di Beiming was completely speechless?_??
"Can you guys stop calling me in the face all the time~"
After being hit several more times on the face, Di Beiming couldn't help but said a reminder.
Sanbao apologized with an annoyed look on his face.
"Uncle, our accuracy is not very good. If we throw it a few times, we won't throw it in your face anymore~ You have a lot as an adult, so don't argue with children, okay~"
Seeing the annoyance on the little girl's face, Di Beiming relented and nodded.
"Good~"
As soon as he finished speaking, there were two "papa" sounds, and his face was shouted again from left to right.
It turned out that when his attention was focused on the third treasure, both the eldest and second treasure saw the opportunity and deliberately attacked at the same time with their small hands raised. Their goals were very clear, one with the left cheek and the other with the right cheek~
Di Beiming: "..."
This is called poor accuracy! ! ? Why doesn't he believe it?
Niba slaps him in the face every time. His face has a grudge against these three little beans!
He reached out and touched his face, looked down at himself who was already dirty and looked like a human being, and then he bent over and picked up the mud.
Your body is all dirty anyway, so let’s start a fight! Please play with these three little cubs.
Of course, Di Beiming had restrained his strength when throwing the mud.
After all, the opponents are three little cubs who look to be only four or five years old. He will not comfort them if they cry.
Because he didn't use much force, Di Beiming threw it ten times. Nine of the times the three children dodged it, and the remaining one went off the track and he didn't need to dodge and couldn't hit them.
Dabao and the others laughed even louder, and the entire field was filled with the joyful laughter of children. Infected, Di Beiming also laughed happily.
But soon, he stopped laughing.
He tried to reduce his strength and use more water, but the three children all hit him with all their strength, and their accuracy was as inaccurate as ever. They only hit him in the face. Di Beiming was speechless⊙﹏⊙‖i°*~~
In addition, the three children were born with great strength, so Di Beiming suffered a lot and even ate several pieces of mud along the way.
That’s right, just eat.
Dabao's accuracy was the worst, and he put several lumps of mud into his mouth.
Di Beiming was speechless! After too many times, he vaguely felt something was wrong~
Why did the three children not look like they wanted to play with him, but more like they hit him on purpose, and they were very strong. Although the mud was soft, their faces still hurt.
They must be very accurate~
Thinking of this, Di Beiming felt that he had been deliberately bullied by the three children. However, seeing them giggling happily and looking innocent on their faces, he felt that he might have thought too much.
How could such a young child target a stranger like him~ They must have done it unintentionally, right, probably so~
Just when he was distracted, his face was covered with a few more lumps of mud. Di Beiming came back to his senses and glanced at the three children who were giggling happily. He didn't want to let go anymore.
Because he found that the three children were quite flexible and slippery than loaches. Even though he was smashed into mud monkeys, they were all still clean.
Even if he had the credit for releasing the water, he only released a little bit.
Could it be that they are incompetent in martial arts? Thinking this, he increased his strength a little bit.
Just to verify whether the three children have practiced martial arts.
When the mud flying out at extremely fast speeds were dodged, Di Beiming confirmed his thoughts.
These three little beans should have practiced some kind of body technique.
With this knowledge, he used all his strength. He suddenly increased his strength and caught Dabao and the others off guard.
With a "pop" sound, Dabao got a splash of mud on his butt.
Dabao:......
Although it’s not very painful, it’s very embarrassing~
After a while, Erbao was also hit, and he also got a big lump of mud on his butt.
Erbao:......
You can't smash it in another place, it will make him feel like shitting his pants, sticky and uncomfortable~
Di Beiming also wanted to hit the third treasure who was throwing the most vigorously, but looking at the little face that was almost exactly the same as Lan Yuexin's, he decisively focused his fire on the butts of the second treasure, the big treasure.
Dabao Erbao:...
The big bad guy is more or less a pervert, and he just smashes their butts~
Because they all tried their best, soon, the first one and the third one were the mud monkeys.
Sanbao didn't need to be a clay monkey, but she ran too fast and rolled on the ground a few times. Therefore, even though Di Beiming showed mercy to her, she still turned herself into a clay monkey.
It's approaching noon.
The meal was ready, and then Lan Yuexin remembered that Sanbao had called for dinner before going out.
She took out her mobile phone and called Sanbao's watch number.
~
In the fields.
The four people, who were so tired that they stopped fighting, stared at each other.
"Uncle, where is the water to wash off the mud on your body~"
"We don't have it here, go back home and use hot water to wash it~"
There is actually a stream near here, but the water is too cold. He doesn't want his three children to touch it. Although it is summer, it is better not to let them play with such cold mountain spring water, as they can easily catch cold~
When she heard that she had to go back to the house to wash, Sanbao looked down at herself. She was covered in mud, and she frowned with a sad look on her face.
She seems to have done something stupid. Will her mother spank her?
She obviously just wanted to turn the big bad guy into a clay monkey, but she didn't expect that she would also become a little clay monkey.
Thinking of something, she glanced at her eldest and second brothers, who were also worried. Well, they were both little mud monkeys. Sambo's face suddenly fell.
Woohoo, her ass is destined to be opened by her mother~
Just when she was worried, her phone and watch, which was so muddy that she couldn't see its true identity, rang.
Hearing the familiar melody, "Only mothers are good in the world. A mother's child wants a treasure..." Sanbao trembled. She looked at her watch nervously but did not dare to answer the phone.
Mom must have asked them to go back for lunch, but she was afraid and didn’t want to go back~
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