Shocked! After planting, a sickly and charming first assistant will grow up.
Chapter 332 Large-scale horse fall scene
After the old censor finished speaking, everyone in the court was shocked. The lotus cake in Luo Xi's mouth fell on the table with a clatter.
She subconsciously looked at Lu Yunjin and saw that the man's face was unusually indifferent, and those frightening emotions were hidden in his eyes...
He smiled darkly and sinisterly at her. He was leaning there, exuding a kind of carefreeness.
But this is not a good thing. Often, what a real hunter needs and lacks most is patience.
Not moving does not mean retreating, it means finding the right moment to kill with one strike.
At this time, Lu Yunjin gave Luo Xi a strong sense of danger. She swallowed, and a few words came to mind: She is finished!
Compared with the concealment of her gender, the most fatal thing was that Lu Yunjin learned the truth from others, and her waistcoat fell off guard.
For the first time, Luo Xi, who "wanted to go to heaven and stand side by side with the sun," felt her scalp numb.
Maybe her scary little appearance pleased someone. The man lowered his eyes, and there was a thrilling beauty in his side face under the bright candlelight.
But Luo Xi could clearly see that his cheeks were slightly bulging, and the veins on the back of his hands were clearly defined. It was obviously the critical point of an explosion. Is it too late for her to start back to the border?
The man raised his hand, pointed at the lotus cake in front of him and told the palace people behind him, "Go, give it to you, Mr. Luo!"
"Let her..." At this point, Lu Yunjin paused, and a cold smile spread across the corners of his sinister lips, "Have a good meal!"
Eat well and hit the road~~~Eat well and hit the road~~~This sentence plays in Luo Xi’s mind on a loop...
There was a sudden "bang", and it turned out that it was the old censor who was taking off her waistcoat in the middle of the banquet and knocked her head heavily on the white jade stone.
The old censor burst into tears, pointing at Luo Xi and accusing him, "Disregarding the law, a woman disguises herself as a man, and deceives the king..."
"Bold Luo Xi, tell me! Do you want to imitate the empress of Nan Sang a hundred years ago and overthrow Chao Gang?"
"Wow!" The palace banquet was in an uproar for an instant, as if a restraining spell had been cast on it. It was astonished, shocked, and dumbfounded...
The family members who were friends with Luo Xi were all speechless, "She, she, she... Luo Xi, who is number one in the world, is actually a woman?"
What a mess!
After the shock, everyone exclaimed as if they had seen a ghost, "Oh my God! Luo Xi is actually a woman!"
This arrogant and domineering person, who looks so naughty and would kick any dog that passes by, is actually a woman? ? ? It's a woman! ! ! !
So disillusioned!
Scarier than any horror story? !
"Incredible! Let me drink some wine first to calm down the shock!"
At the same time, there were also different voices, "Luo Xi is so beautiful in men's clothing that she can't tell the difference between male and female. If she changes back to women's clothing..."
Change back to women's clothing? They automatically substituted the scene of Luo Xi wearing a skirt and carrying a heavy hammer to chase the enemy...
Damn it, everyone shook their heads and quickly dispelled the fragmented images in their minds. They didn’t dare to think about it, it made their teeth ache just thinking about it!
"Great! Brother Lu finally no longer has to bear the reputation of having his sleeves cut off!" The Dali Temple Minister clenched his fist and smashed his left hand, his high-pitched voice drowning out the exclamations of everyone in the hall.
Everyone looked at Lu Yunjin, who was calm and composed, and then at Luo Xi, who was wandering in the world and didn't know what he was thinking. They all felt a sense of envy and jealousy in their hearts.
"Should I say it or not, Mr. Lu's vision is really vicious!"
"He accompanied Luo Xi all the way and took it as his own early. Do you think he knew Luo Xi's identity earlier?"
"Of course, otherwise he wouldn't have been quarreling with the scholars when Luo Xi was on the expedition and racking his brains to get food and fodder for Luo Xi on the border!"
When the third princess Zhan Xin heard the voices of her peers supporting the two, resentment flashed across her pretty face, and she deliberately covered her mouth and exclaimed.
"Isn't that... Mr. Lu and Luo Xi deceived the emperor together? This is a serious crime of deceiving the emperor and will punish the nine tribes!"
There was a moment of silence in the field, yes! Luo Xi is not only an ordinary and beautiful woman, she is also the number one scholar in martial arts, a third-rank Yunhui general, and an upstart in the court.
Even her extraordinary abilities cannot hide the fact that she disguised herself as a man to deceive the Holy One!
The ministers and officials turned pale after being shocked, especially when they thought that all their outstanding juniors were being suppressed by a woman.
I can't help but hold conspiracy theories. A little woman doesn't study women's virtues or practice women's precepts, and deceives the world by dressing up as a man. Is it really a conspiracy to subvert the imperial court and establish women's rights?
They must never agree!
A woman should never leave the house or leave the house. Carrying on the family lineage for men is the meaning of a woman's existence!
Someone laughed out loud: "You hang out in the court, go in and out of the military camp, Luo Xi, you are a woman, and you hang out with us men all day long, don't you feel ashamed?"
Luo Xi withdrew her attention from Lu Yunjin, raised her eyes after hearing the words, and traced a smile on her lips, her voice was lazy and lustful:
"You can always talk about the two ounces of meat on your body. Adding one piece is not enough to scratch my itch. People who don't mind asking me if I am ashamed? Have you taken aphrodisiacs?"
"puff!"
"Hahaha!"
"Together, it's not enough to scratch her itch. Do I understand what that means?"
"Is this Luo Xi really a woman? Why does she dare to say anything?"
During the banquet, General Zhang remembered what Luo Xi had said while standing under the city tower, provoking the enemy and saying, "It's bigger than him when you take it out." His face turned red with shame as he exploded!
Luo Xi's words left him speechless and his face was completely lost. His face turned dark and gloomy.
It can almost be expected that the way colleagues will greet him in the future is not to ask him how morning or how well he is, but to ask him if he has taken aphrodisiacs, and his face turns completely blue in an instant!
This woman...this woman is so rude, presumptuous, and hateful!
Luo Xi chuckled, "When I was a dirty boy in Tianshan, you were still drinking urine in your mother's womb."
"If you have something to say, don't always attack with your two taels of minced meat. After all, a needle is more lethal than that thing of yours."
Many officials were embarrassed and ashamed by Luo Xi's words, especially the man who faced the gunfire. His eyes were widened, his eyes were slightly bulging, and there was a trace of blood on the corner of his lips and he fainted.
Luo Xi held her forehead with one hand. In this era, the intention of attacking a woman's reputation is really sinister, so don't blame her for hurtful words!
The ladies and ladies at the palace banquet all looked at her with stars. Luo Xi's words were a bit vulgar, but she said what they had been holding in their hearts for a long time!
I have to say, well done!
"You...you..." The old censor kneeling in the palace pointed at Luo Xi tremblingly, "It's vulgar and obscene without a bottom line!"
"Your Majesty!" He kowtowed heavily to the emperor, "Such a woman with no talent or virtue must be punished with a wooden horse to serve as a warning to others, Your Majesty."
"Otherwise, I, a noble lady from a well-known family, will be brought into bad taste by her. Then the sun and the moon will turn upside down, and human relations will no longer exist, Your Majesty!"
A gasp came from the hall...
Trojan horse torture... During the torture, a long rod is put on the saddle, and the woman is asked to sit on the torture device. When the horse moves, the long rod will extend from bottom to top, piercing the five internal organs, and she will slowly bleed to death after suffering all the pain!
To punish a woman for her infidelity, Hongxing goes out of the way.
This old censor is so vicious and sinister!
He was still kowtowing "bang bang" and asked the emperor to severely punish Luo Xi.
But he didn't pay any attention to the murderous glances coming from the hall. Looking at him was like looking at a dead person!
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