Genshin Impact: The Great Evil Dragon’s Death System

Jing Fantian smiled awkwardly and waved his hand, saying, "It's just a show effect. I'll tell them to stop shouting."

After saying that, Jing Fantian ran out in embarrassment.

Hu Tao was distributing flyers with the people from the Wangsheng Hall. On the way, they met Yaoyao, Keli and Qiqi, three little girls playing at the harbor. She immediately asked them to join in.

Keli was a little confused about the slogan that Hu Tao was shouting, and asked, "Dalixing, what does King Brahma mean?"

Yaoyao covered her mouth and giggled, explaining to Klee: "This means that Liyue will prosper, and Junior Brother Fantian will become the Geo Lord. This sentence is usually a slogan before a rebellion."

Keli was even more confused: "Brother Brahma wants to rebel? What does rebellion mean?"

Yaoyao used an analogy: "Rebellion means to overthrow the regime. Just like you, Klee, are also very dissatisfied with the Knights. They don't let you go out to set off the bouncing bombs and put you in solitary confinement."

"Now you can use the bouncing bomb to blow up the Knights, and no one will dare to put you in solitary confinement anymore."

"As for why Junior Brother Fantian wanted to rebel? He must be very dissatisfied with the old Lord Yan. Master said that Junior Brother is an evil dragon. The immortals often put him in confinement. He was dissatisfied, so he wanted to rebel against Lord Yan."

After Yaoyao's analogy, Keli finally understood the meaning of rebellion, and also got some inspiration from Jing Fantian's behavior.

"I want to rebel, too. I want to rebel against Mond. I want to blow up the people who put me in solitary confinement just like Brother Brahma did."

Yaoyao always felt that she had awakened some extraordinary attributes in Klee, but she was from Liyue, and Klee's rebellion in Mondstadt was none of her business, and she learned about it from Klee herself.

That Captain Jean is a big bad guy. He has been locking Klee in a small dark room and not letting her go out to play. The Mondstadt Knights must not be a good organization to lock up such a young child!

She taught Keli, "Keli! Rebellion is not like inviting people to dinner, writing an article, painting or embroidering. It cannot be so elegant, so leisurely, so refined, so gentle, kind, respectful, frugal and modest."

"Rebellion is an insurrection, a violent act by one force to overthrow another."

Klee was like a student seeking guidance: "Yaoyao, tell me, how should we rebel against the Knights?"

Yaoyao thought for a moment and said, "You should first come up with a slogan. For example, my junior brother's Dalixing, Brahma King, you can come up with one: Mond is bad, don't let children carry bombs, beat up the leader Jean, and let Klee be the big devil. How about it?"

Klee clapped her hands happily. "Okay, okay, Klee is going to beat Captain Jean away and become the Big Devil of Mondstadt."

Yaoyao added: "Once you have a slogan, you must put it into action. You must have your own team. Keli, are there any powerful people around you?"

Klee thought for a moment: "Mother Alice is very powerful. She also has many powerful friends, as well as brother Albedo. They all like Klee very much. Can Klee let them become her team members?"

Yaoyao said: "Sure, the more powerful the better. You ask them to rebel with you, and promise them what they want after the rebellion is over. This is called the return on investment of the rebellion."

Klee clapped her hands and said, "Okay, when Klee goes back, she must convince brother Albedo and mother Alice to rebel together, drive away those bad guys in the Knights, and become the Great Devil King."

Yaoyao smiled with satisfaction: "Ruzi is teachable."

Qiqi's train of thought was a little slow, but she managed to keep up with the other's train of thought. She made a promise to her new friend.

"Mr. Bai said he wanted to help his good friends. Klee, I will help you, and together we can drive away the bad guys in Mondstadt."

"Thank you, Qiqi."

At this time, Jing Fantian flew down from above Bubu Lu and shouted at Hu Tao and the others.

"Hu Tao, stop shouting. The rebellion has failed. If I hadn't been on my knees I would have been exiled until the winter."

Jing Fantian approached, and Hu Tao asked worriedly, "What happened? Are you hurt?"

Jing Fantian held Hu Tao's hand and said seriously, "You don't know, when I attacked Bubulu, the guardians of the immortals were beside old Zhongli, but I was full of courage and not afraid at all."

"What the devil-conquering Great Sage, who kept the clouds and borrowed the wind, was beaten to pieces by me and screamed loudly. Old Zhongli was so scared that he hid under the table and shouted in panic: Go to the West to invite the little auspicious grass king."

"That little auspicious grass king has great magical powers. She asked me to fight with her. If I can fly out of her palm, she will let old Zhongli move to Mount Xumi and give me the throne of Liyue."

"I laughed at that time. I said that my Somersault Cloud can travel 108,000 miles, so how could it not fly out of her small palm?"

"I flew ten somersaults straight up and finally arrived at the border of Teyvat. I saw five pillars supporting the sky and the earth. To show that I had been there, I wrote on the pillars: The Great Sage Brahma was here."

"Later, I felt the urge to go to the bathroom, so I prepared to take a big dump next to the pillar of heaven. Unexpectedly, the Little Auspicious Grass King got anxious and showed up to capture me."

"It turns out that I was in her palm from the beginning to the end. The five Optimus Primes were her fingers. She was afraid that I would stretch them too much, so she showed up in advance."

"I lost. If I hadn't quickly admitted my mistake to old man Zhongli, I would have been suppressed under the Five Finger Mountain in Zhidong."

Jing Fantian's explanation was half fake and half made up, and it was so exaggerated that Keli, Yaoyao, and Qiqi were really enjoying it.

Walnut looked at him suspiciously: "Is it really that big of a deal?"

Jing Fantian pinched her little face and said, "How can I lie to you? The battle between immortals is of course awesome. Although my rebellion failed, the capital is still there. After this storm is over, we will take back the throne of Zhongli the old man."

"The emperor has it every year. If it doesn't come this year, it will come next year."

Hu Tao felt that it was a little unreliable, but she had no choice but to follow Jing Fantian until the end.

Keli asked curiously, "Brother Brahma, you rebelled, what are you going to do next?"

Jing Fantian touched Keli's hat and replied to her, "Have dinner with old Zhongli and the immortals! Toast a few more glasses of wine and say a few nice words later and the matter will be over."

Keli looked at Yaoyao with some doubt: "Didn't you say that rebellion is not a dinner party, and we can't be polite and courteous?"

"Resentment from Yaoyao, +100 constellation points."

Yaoyao glared at Jing Fantian with some complaint, "Junior brother, this is not a rebellion at all, he is just giving away the divine gold."

"Yaoyao, what did you say? Who gave out the divine gold?"

Jing Fantian picked up Yaoyao.

"Brother, put me down now. Master said I can't get too close to you or I'll be infected by your stupidity."

Jing Fantian pinched Yaoyao's little nose and said, "Don't listen to your master's nonsense. I am surrounded by the true dragon energy, and those who follow me are all dragon followers. How can they be stupid?"

Jing Fantian picked up Keli again and said, "Have you had enough fun? Let's go eat."

Jing Fantian held Yaoyao, Keli and Hu Tao and walked towards Bubu Lu.

Qiqi watched from behind and felt very envious. She also wanted to fit in with the group, but she was a zombie that no one cared about and no one liked her.

Suddenly, a dragon's tail circled Qiqi. Qiqi looked at the dragon's tail that was like a branch and looked up.

Jing Fantian looked at her with a smile on his face: "Qiqi, I almost forgot about you. You are my first friend. Do you remember when you were picking herbs?"

Qiqi nodded: "Remember, Mr. Long helped Qiqi collect herbs."

"Let's go! Qiqi, you are not a lonely little zombie, we are all your friends."

Keli and Yaoyao stretched out their hands with smiles, as if inviting her.

Even Hu Tao, who had always been against Qi Qi and made Qi Qi very scared, picked up Qi Qi from Jing Fantian's tail.

"Qiqi, don't fall behind, or I will bury you."

"Qiqi, don't be buried."

On the steps of Bubulu, a young boy and a young girl walked up the steps holding a lovely child under the moonlight. It was such a warm scene.