An unexpected life reincarnated into the second dimension

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Outside Konoha Hidden Village.

On a tree trunk in the big forest, a white-haired little boy was doing pull-ups continuously. Even though he was sweating profusely and his back was red, he never stopped, and he made a milky sound from his mouth.

Ye Xing was originally an ordinary office worker on earth. One night, he was struck by lightning while standing under a tree to urinate, so he was reborn in this world.

After finishing a thousand pull-ups, Ye Xing jumped down from the tree trunk, leaned under the tree and looked at the blue sky, thinking of the time when he was reincarnated...

"What?! Are you going to strike me with lightning just because I irrigate a tree?" Ye Xing looked at the self-proclaimed fairy in front of him with dissatisfaction.

"I told you it was an accident, an accident, and force majeure. Who made you stand under the tree during a thunderstorm? Didn't your teacher teach you when you were in elementary school?"

The self-proclaimed fairy looked at Ye Xing with disgust, as if the bubble had peed on her, and kept fanning her nose with her hands.

Although he said that, Ye Xing was very unwilling to do so. He had just bought a Mercedes-Benz c260L, and it died before he could even drive it. A beautiful life had just begun!

"Okay, okay, since it was an accident, then I'll make it up to you and give you a chance to be reincarnated. Don't say I'm unreasonable."

After hearing this, Ye Xing instantly changed into a different look, looking at the Fairy Goddess with a pug look on his face: "Sister Goddess, it was my fault just now. I shouldn't have offended Sister Goddess. Can I choose the world by myself? Can you compensate me with some cheats? Or give me a system?"

"You have too many requests, but it's not that I can't agree to it. I'll call the fairy sister a few more times to listen to you first."

Being looked at by Yexing like this, the fairy sister was very satisfied. In this world that no longer believed in the existence of gods, it was very rare to be complimented by humans like this. There were not many incense offerings.

"Um...Sister Fairy, I want to be reincarnated in the second dimension! For example, the new girl Demon King, Demon High School, Recovery Warlock, etc., and a system by the way!" Ye Xing shouted loudly.

"Oh? The second dimension, but the world you mentioned seems to be next door. I will send you there..."

As a result, Yexing was slapped and sent to Takamagahara, where he also met a goddess who claimed to be Tsukuyomi, and then was slapped and sent to Huangquan, where he met Izanami.

"Huh? The person Jiutian Xuannu is talking about is you, okay, I will give you a chance to be reincarnated." Just as Izanami was about to make a move, Yexing quickly stretched out his hand to stop.

"Wait, wait... don't slap me anymore, and what about my system?"

"System? What system? What is that?" Izanami didn't understand what the system Ye Xing was talking about at all. Obviously, there is no such type on their side. System texts are only available in Chinese literature. of.

"It's just...it's like a golden finger or something like that in the game...that..." Ye Xing thought for a long time but couldn't figure out how to compare it.

But Izanami seemed to understand: "In short, it's just a game cheat, right? There are some. There are quite a lot of neon high school students who have been reincarnated into another world recently, and they each have some special skills. So, What do you want?"

"Can I still choose? Hahaha, then I want them all!"

Just as Ye Xing finished speaking, Izanami slapped her: "You rude person! I am the goddess of the underworld. Do you want to stay with me on the other side of the underworld forever? You are only allowed to choose three!"

Suddenly, countless small balls emitting colorful light appeared in front of Ye Xing. Ye Xing didn't know which one to choose, so he randomly grabbed three in his hand.

"Goddess, I have made my choice..." After Ye Xing was frightened by Izanami, she no longer dared to speak nonsense. It would be bad if she was really left behind.

"Well, then let's reincarnate!" After saying that, Izanami slapped Yexing again, sending Yexing to a world where ninjas existed.

The memory ends.

Ye Xing gritted her teeth when she thought of those hateful gods, and couldn't help but slap her thigh fiercely: "Damn it, the Nine Heavens Profound Girl and the Underworld Goddess, aren't they all office workers like me? They're dragging me down like two others. It's like 50,000 to 80,000 yuan, and the system won't give it to me..."

"Yeah...I originally wanted to come and see how you were doing, but I didn't expect you to scold me behind my back. It seems that this system can't help you..."

Suddenly, Ye Xing heard Jiutian Xuannv's voice in his mind. Ye Xing was shocked and looked around, but did not find the presence of Jiutian Xuannv.

But since he could hear the sound, Jiutian Xuannv must be looking at him. Ye Xing quickly knelt on the ground and kowtowed: "Sister Fairy, I was wrong. I was just scolding the goddess of hell. As the queen of our country, God, you can’t abandon me, a loyal believer!”

Jiutian Xuannv curled her lips, not believing Ye Xing's words, but the system was ready, so there was no point in keeping it.

"Let me just believe you once. The system has been prepared. Because you are going to be reincarnated into this two-dimensional world, the system is also two-dimensional. I can give it to you, but... you have to pray for me, at least once a month! "

Is there a system? Hearing Jiutian Xuannv's words, Ye Xing quickly agreed. Isn't it just a prayer? This kind of thing was often done before. People don't have to believe in any gods, but they still have to worship the God of Wealth.

After Ye Xing agreed to her request, Jiutian Xuannv raised her hand and a bolt of lightning fell, hitting Ye Xing's head directly, and then disappeared from this world.

"One year on earth, one day in heaven, twelve times a day, that's not too much, right?" Thinking of this, Jiutian Xuannv laughed, finally having a long-term believer.

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On the ground...

Ye Xing, who was struck by lightning, had smoke coming from the corner of his mouth, and his beautiful mood suddenly dropped to the bottom: "It was struck by lightning again... What evil have I done!"

"That's right! System, let me take a look..." Ye Xing immediately thought of the system, and then the thoughts in his mind turned, and a transparent light curtain appeared in front of his eyes.

This is a system with countless two-dimensional things in it. This is how it should be. Ye Xing discovered that this is just a mall. You can buy whatever you want. Other than that, it only has the function of storing things. .

Purchasing things in the system mall requires something called a reincarnation coin. As for how to obtain this reincarnation coin, there is no indication at all.

"This! Isn't this a scam? Damn it, forget it, let's try to see if we can top up money first."

After saying that, Ye Xing took out the money he earned from working in the village this month, held it in his hand, and frantically recharged the system with his thoughts.

As a result...it really succeeded.

"Fuck you! Penguin System! Aren't you blatantly trying to make money from incense?"

Ye Xing shouted towards the sky, but Jiutian Xuannu, who had already left, did not hear it, and even if she heard it, she would ignore it.

(According to the author’s urine, it will definitely become a harem novel.)