Quickly wear the boss and don’t be cannon fodder

Su Yan cleared her throat and started telling a story.

"My story is scary, funny and sad at the same time."

"Is there such a story?" Old Turtle was skeptical.

It has heard as many as eight hundred stories, if not a thousand. Now it is difficult for it to be moved by a story.

There are also many stories with the same routine. You can guess the ending just by listening to the beginning. There is no touching part at all, and it may even make it feel boring and boring.

If she tells this kind of story this time, then it will definitely hit her hard and ask her to cook at least three more dishes for it before it can give her another chance.

The old turtle was ready to taunt.

Zhou Yun and Zhang Xin were also a little uneasy and curious, not knowing what story she would tell. In their impression, Su Yan was not a good talker.

I didn't expect her to tell stories. I hope she can be as straight and bizarre as possible to move this turtle who is not easily moved at first sight.

"Ahem, let me start. The story is that there once was a ghost, and then he farted and died."

Zhou Yun and Zhang Xin: "..."

I seem to have heard this story somewhere. The point is, is this a story? Isn’t it a bad joke?

The old turtle stretched out his neck, waiting for the next step. After waiting for a long time, he heard no sound. He couldn't help but urged irritably: "Go on, why are you stuck?"

Su Yan said innocently, "No more, I've already said it."

"What, that's it? Are you kidding me?"

"No, didn't I say, this is a scary, funny, sad story?"

"Where is it scary, where is it funny, where is it sad?"

Su Yan said without fear of boiling water: "This is a ghost story, isn't it scary? She farted, isn't it funny? Then she died, isn't it sad?"

The old turtle's knowledge limited his vocabulary of swearing, but his expression didn't mean he would curse too harshly.

Zhou Yun and Zhang Xin wanted to laugh but were worried at the same time. They were worried that the old turtle would become angry and ignore them in anger. What should they do?

The old turtle looked at the food not far away and was so eager for the gems. There was a lot of struggle in his eyes.

Su Yan continued: "If you are not moved by this story, I have many more stories to tell. I just don't know if this dish will not taste good if it is cold."

The old turtle was worried. It really wanted to eat it. Well, even if they managed to survive this time.

It just doesn't care about them.

"Okay, okay, I'm impressed by you, please bring me some delicious food."

Su Yan is not that stupid. What if he falls out of favor and refuses to admit his guilt?

Su Yan put the food into his backpack, and then said: "Send us there first, and then we will give it to you. I can give you the gems first. I am a very talkative person."

The old turtle was angry, but since it only took a minute or two to cross the river, he didn't bother to worry about it. He let the three people stand on its back and prepared to carry them across the river.

In fact, the three of them were still a little worried. What if they were humped over or cut in half?

Su Yan jumped on the turtle shell first. Su Yan felt that there was no need for the turtle to lie to them here. The desire for things in its eyes could not deceive people.

But just in case, Su Yan took out another green crystal core and said, "If you succeed in sending us to the other side, I have a gem here for you."

The old turtle took a look and saw that this green gem and the blue gem he got before contained energy. He wanted it, and this could help him upgrade.

"This is what you said, don't go back on it."

"Of course, I have always kept my word." Su Yan was just worried that it would play tricks on him, so he took out another crystal core to stabilize its heart.

Fortunately, the old turtle didn't play any tricks and successfully sent them to the other side.

As long as it's on the turtle's back, it's as if the barrier doesn't exist.

Su Yan also faithfully gave it the green crystal core, and at the same time took out some of the dishes he had made before.

It looked like it had finished its food like a storm, as if it had never eaten in eight lifetimes.

Probably because Su Yan generously gave it an extra gem, it kindly said to the three of them: "If you want to go back, you can still call me. My name is Xuan Jia, but we have agreed first. This time I want more food and more gems.”

"OK, all right."

Zhang Xin smiled and said: "This old turtle is pretty good."

Zhou Yun couldn't help laughing: "It must be too greedy."

Su Yan only said: "I hope there is really a treasure in the treasure."

Zhang Xin and Zhou Yun: "..."