Fast Travel: After turning into an animal, the villain asked me to be his wife
Chapter 69 The Gloomy Boss X Pipi Shrimp Sunflower Parrot 09
The bird couldn't get down from the upper shelf of the bookcase. People standing below could only see the tip of its snow-white tail.
Fu Huaiyan looked at Lin Ze with cold eyes: "You did a good thing."
"I really didn't expect this parrot to be so smart." Lin Ze had not yet recovered from the scene where the parrot flew away in anger.
He frowned and looked at Fu Huaiyan with a bit of interest: "You are such an amazing bird, so smart."
"You're so smart that you can study it!"
At this point, he upheld the scientific spirit and asked Fu Huaiyan: "Mr. Fu, how about... let's really go and test it?"
"You are dreaming." Fu Huaiyan warned with eyes.
"Okay, okay, okay, I don't have any ideas about you." Lin Ze also knew that Fu Huaiyan had always been protective of his shortcomings. He used to protect Fu Jiacheng, but now, this bird may also be included in the scope of protecting his shortcomings. "It's just... ...It’s so angry, how can I coax it?”
Lin Ze was a little gloating: "I didn't take the video anyway. I'm telling you, Fu Huaiyan, the more intelligent animals are, the harder it is to coax them. They are very smart."
Fu Huaiyan ignored him.
He stood under the bookshelf, his eyes serious and his brows furrowed.
"Come down." Fu Huaiyan looked at the tip of the tail and said.
The parrot's tail moved, and under Fu Huaiyan's eyes, it retracted its tail. In an instant, the bird was completely invisible from under the bookshelf.
Lin Ze clicked his tongue and marveled: "You see, it can obviously hear you, but it just ignores you. It's a little tempered."
"Shut up if you can't speak." Fu Huaiyan looked at Lin Ze with condemnation in his eyes.
If it weren't for Lin Ze's big mouth, how could Da Kui be angry?
Lin Ze made a gesture of zipping up his mouth and shut up completely.
Ridicule is ridicule, if it makes Fu Huaiyan anxious, he won't be able to eat and walk away.
"Dakui, we're down," Fu Huaiyan's tone became much gentler. He thought for a while and asked tentatively, "...Didn't you say you want to eat meat?"
As soon as he said the words "I want to eat meat", there was a rustling sound on the bookshelf.
Fu Huaiyan's eyes darkened, and his voice was full of coaxing: "If you don't get angry anymore, we will eat meat."
As soon as these affirmative words were spoken, a round head protruded from the bookshelf.
The big white parrot's black peas looked at the person below and said, "Really?"
Lin Ze watched in amazement.
This parrot is so smart that it can even communicate with humans in simple ways. It is probably on par with the smartest African gray parrot in the world.
Even among intelligent birds, they have the highest IQ among them.
"Really." Fu Huaiyan nodded slightly.
"Dakui is not angry anymore."
The big white parrot tilted its head, thought for a moment, and continued: "I'm angry with my brother."
Lin Ze burst out laughing, pointed at the bird and said, "Brother? Fu Jiacheng? You are quite good at picking people."
"Haha," Niao gave him a disdainful look: "Ignore the fool."
"Hey! Who are you calling a fool?" Lin Ze looked at the bird and was once again shocked by its intelligence.
He even curses people!
"The ugly one!" The big white parrot tilted its head to one side, not looking at Lin Ze, and muttered, "It's annoying to the eyes, it's annoying to the eyes."
Lin Ze:......
He felt hurt inside.
"You can just call me a fool. What's wrong with me? Da Kui, please explain it to me clearly!" Lin Ze was anxious.
Although he is not as good-looking as Fu Huaiyan, he is not ugly, right?
But the bird ignored him completely, its head almost moved to the back of its butt, and it kept saying "eyesore" there.
Not very lethal, but highly insulting.
"Fu Huaiyan! You don't care about the bird, how can you attack him personally? What's wrong with me? How can my ugly wife like me?" Seeing that the bird ignored him but was chanting sutras, Lin Ze instantly set his sights on Fu Huaiyan. .
"It's just a bird," Fu Huaiyan looked at him, "and it makes sense."
Lin Ze: "What do you mean? Do you think I'm ugly too?"
Fu Huaiyan said coldly: "Are you sure you want to argue with a bird?"
"What's wrong with me just being careless? Fu Huaiyan, let me tell you, you can't pet this clever little animal too much, otherwise it will stand on your head and poop and pee in the future." Lin Ze has seen too many owners who are dominated by their pets. But when I say it, there is a certain amount of personal information involved.
Yu Zhen found his friend Fu Huaiyan annoying.
It will only delay things!
"Eat meat!"
"Eat meat!"
Parrot looked at Mr. Fu, his meaning was obvious, and he obviously couldn't wait for a moment.
Fu Huaiyan stretched out a hand: "Come down."
Because the conditions were agreed upon, the parrot was no longer angry. When he saw Fu Huaiyan rushing to the car, he immediately flew down from above and landed firmly on Fu Huaiyan's wrist.
Those two little black paws stepped on it perfectly.
Fu Huaiyan, who had been paying attention to the parrot's foot pain, was strangely silent for a moment.
Yu Zhen was imagining that the poor bird could finally have a good meal of meat. She must not save money for this stingy man, so that she ignored an important issue.
"Da Kui."
She noticed a gentle touch on her head. Although Fu Huaiyan's technique of stroking the bird was unfamiliar, it was strong. The bird was quite satisfied, so she squinted her eyes and rubbed it.
Immediately afterwards, she heard Fu Huaiyan's deep and pleasant voice sounded again with some danger: "Your feet don't hurt anymore?"
As soon as he said these words, Fu Huaiyan saw the bird's eyes widen instantly.
It glanced at him first, as if to judge whether he was angry now, and he didn't know what it judged. Fu Huaiyan watched helplessly as it curled one of its paws.
"It hurts so much."
"It hurts, Aoi."
Fu Huaiyan sighed and nodded the parrot's head.
"You're lame on the wrong foot."
It wasn't this one just now.
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