Cannon fodder is a rebellious person, licking his lips just to save his life

Chapter 78 The jokes continue and Bai Yi is excluded

The game started, adhering to the "good moral character" of giving priority to ladies, starting with Yunsu's group.

Hearing Xuzhou use this bad excuse to let them start first, Wen Kangping and Wan Junjie rolled their eyes at him in unison. Yunsu shook his head helplessly, these brothers are still so childish.

As a newcomer, Pearl was amused and prepared for her first baton position.

When Bai Yi stood behind and heard their arrangement, she felt a little complicated. She must be considered a girl...

The first game of the two groups began. As the leader of the female team, Pearl had nothing to say about flexibility and physical strength. It was not difficult to spin the hula hoop. Fifty hula hoops were completed quickly.

The next step was to put on flippers and run. It would be unsightly for a girl to run in flippers, and she was also a female idol. Wen Kangping and Wan Junjie were a little worried about her wasting time for her image.

But Pearl's desire to win was far beyond their imagination. She put on her flippers and ran as fast as an agile duck, holding an arrow and heading straight for Wan Junjie, who was second in charge.

Wan Junjie laughed out loud when he saw her funny look, "Ah ha ha ha... Pearl, you are running so funny..."

For the sake of victory, what’s the point of being funny!

Pearl had a sullen face, but her feet were still moving quickly. She quickly rushed to Wan Junjie and handed him the relay arrow, "Brother Wan, come on!"

"come on!"

Wan Junjie took the arrow and started his own journey through the water ring. Because he was laughing too unrestrainedly, he didn't have much strength. His hand caught the first ring, and when he reached the second one, he fell directly into the water without strength.

The movements were as smooth as a fish entering the water, and it slid into the water.

...The whole place was silent. Three seconds later, Wen Kangping, who was on the third baton, burst into thunderous laughter. This sound was like the fuse of a firecracker being lit. Everyone in the place laughed, including the camera teacher. them.

Wen Kangping fell to the ground laughing, "Ah ha ha ha... you still said... my pearls are funny... you are the one here to be funny..."

Wan Junjie is a member of the program team who often contributes funny scenes, and he still performs stably today.

Bai Yi sat on the ground and laughed. Ouch, it's so funny. I used to see such funny scenes on TV, but now I see it live and it makes me laugh to death.

Wan Junjie stood up from the water and wiped the water on his face expressionlessly. His carefully done hairstyle had been ruined, and now he exuded the aura of a comedian.

The others laughed even more happily, and the camera focused on his lifeless face.

Arranging him in this position was not too clever, and contributed many funny scenes. After all the hardships, he finally reached the third position, Wen Kangping skipping rope on the acupressure board.

As soon as I took off some clothes and stepped on it, it started to howl and ran down within two steps.

Wen Kangping looked in pain, "No, no, this acupressure board is too painful!"

But he was also in pain. His face was twisted in pain, and he was jumping and screaming.

Bai Yi, who was also the third player, became more and more determined. He must exchange the licking points for the duration of the pain shielding. This would be painful even if he didn't need to polish it himself.

Wan Junjie kept shouting and encouraging him, "Hurry up, come on! There isn't much time left."

Wen Kangping: "Ah!"

Yunsu, who was in the fourth team, saw that the statistical time had exceeded five minutes, and sighed. What are you still trying to do? This time the game is over. Wan Junjie, who was in the second team, took almost five minutes by himself.

"duo~"

Wen Kangping had only danced less than ten times before the game show bell rang. The blue team's round was over and the mission failed.

Wen Kangping fell to the ground holding his feet and wailing. Others were thankful that they were not on the third team. If they were on the third team, they would have suffered.

With the blue team's first experience, Lin Bin called a meeting with his teammates.

"We have to shorten the time for the first three shots as much as possible. Xuzhou, you are responsible for the physical strength of the team. You can't let it slip like Xiao Wan did."

Xuzhou patted his chest and said, "Brother Bin, don't worry, I won't let you down."

As the most physically resistant among the six, he guarantees that neither Lin Bin nor Hua Chengze will be worried.

But here’s the third bar…

The three people looked at Bai Yi.

Lin Bin and Boyi said: "Girls wearing socks must have an advantage when competing. Boyi, I believe you can do it."

Oh, what a sanctimonious thing to say, just what a thin layer of socks can do.

Bai Yi made a scared expression, "Brother Bin, can I change with you?"

"That acupressure board really hurts."

Lin Bin's expression turned pale.

Lin Bin made an embarrassed expression, "I can't. My foot was injured before and I can't step on the acupressure board."

His foot was injured before, as the audience knew, but his foot has already healed and there is no problem at all.

Whenever he encounters a game project that he doesn't want to do on the show, he always uses this excuse to shirk it.

He added: "If you are good at archery, you can consider switching with Chengze, or if you have good physical strength, you can consider switching with Xuzhou."

It suddenly became more difficult for her.

Hua Chengze has participated in celebrity sports variety shows before, including participating in archery competitions and achieving good results. Everyone knows this, and Xuzhou is responsible for the physical strength of the entire team.

How could she, a newcomer, be said to be better than those two and be able to compete with them?

Hua Chengze glanced at Bai Yi's thin limbs, and said in a faint tone with disdain, "That bow is very heavy, you probably won't be able to lift it."

That bow and arrow could weigh a lot, but he just didn't want to trade it with her.

Xuzhou chuckled, "If you want to change with me, you can try it, but have you brought clothes? If you don't bring clothes, it will be troublesome."

He was sure she would fall into the water.

Having said this, Bai Yi forced a smile and said, "Okay, I will try my best."

Then she turned to look at Hua Chengze with a very sincere expression, "We will definitely win, come on!"

Haha, he can be a jerk. In the plot of this variety show, he was ridiculed by netizens as a bad guy who couldn't even hit an arrow once.

She obviously said that everyone could win, but she just told Hua Chengze that she wanted to hype something up, right?

This conjecture was printed in the minds of three people at the same time, and the three of them were even more unhappy with Bai Yi.

After the simple meeting, the green team began to challenge.

I don’t know if it’s for more shots or something.

Lin Bin, who was first in the competition, started to lose his chain while spinning the hula hoop. He had to complete fifty hula hoops at one time. If the hula hoop broke in the middle, he had to start over.

Lin Bin made a mistake after less than ten turns at the beginning, and then started over.

After his second fifty was completed perfectly, he put on his flippers and ran awkwardly to Xuzhou.

The time has reached one minute now.

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