Plane Store: I rely on five-star reviews to become rich and live forever
Chapter 733 I sell tickets in heaven 10
For the Niu Mowang family, the afternoon itinerary was a bit like a parent-child education practice class.
They first went to Tongming Palace, which was the "College of Arts" of Heaven. Some people also said that it was the "Imperial Study" of the Jade Emperor. It was said that geniuses such as Zhang Liang and Kong Ming worked here.
The interior is indeed very elegantly decorated, with several large libraries, and books and famous paintings can be seen everywhere.
The table was filled with memorials submitted by immortal officials at all levels, and there were several actors working at their desks, making the scene seem more realistic.
Red Boy hadn't had enough fun with the simulated work, so he ran over to the actors and took a look.
As a result, the words on the file were so densely packed that he was very disappointed.
He pouted and secretly cast a spell to take the brush stained with cinnabar off the table...
Bull Demon King and Princess Iron Fan were listening to the tour guide's explanation, and were interested in learning about the origin of this palace and the daily work of the immortal officials there.
The Bull Demon King complained to his wife quietly: "These gods are so pitiful. How come their lives are even more boring than ours?"
Princess Iron Fan did not think so. Instead, she put her hands together as if praying, and said with longing on her face: "It would be great if our family could be employed by the immortals. This is a golden rice bowl. In the future, we will eat the offerings of the immortals and live forever!"
Logically speaking, the couple's cultivation had already reached the threshold, but due to lack of connections and background, they could not even get a small official position as a land official.
The Bull Demon King nodded and said, it would be great if there was a job that was not subject to any regulation and where people would come to him and give him money!
Princess Iron Fan looked around and called out, "Hong'er, where have you been?"
I only heard the child's unclear reply from behind the curtain.
Red Boy wrote a series of crooked red characters on a jade pillar: "Red Boy was here!"
After finishing writing, he looked around with a giggle, thinking that no one noticed. He put away the brush, and ran back to his mother to act coquettishly.
Princess Iron Fan smiled lovingly and said, "There is also a test session here, which is said to be a simulation of reviewing memorials. Do you want to play?"
Red Boy didn't want to read those long-winded articles and quickly shook his head.
The Bull Demon King said to the tour guide: "Then let's go to the next attraction."
Afterwards, they came to Huayao Palace, which was the "Imperial Hospital" in Heaven.
As soon as you enter, you can smell the wonderful fragrance of flowers.
The Bull Demon King sighed, "The gods know how to enjoy themselves. Even the medicine they use smells so good. I'm afraid they will be reborn after using it!"
The tour guide smiled and introduced: "There are many precious medicinal herbs here, all of which are used exclusively by immortals. If you are interested, you can sign up for a class."
Her eyes swept over Red Boy, "It would be good to let the child get in touch with different types of cultivation in advance. What if he is interested in this area or has a talent for it?"
These words touched the couple's desire for their son to become successful, and they immediately picked up the wandering Red Boy and spent the money without any regret.
During the class, a pharmacy instructor took out a prescription, grabbed some medicine from the countless small cabinets of Chinese medicine behind the counter, and then spread it out in front of the customer, explaining the uses of each one.
Red Boy felt extremely annoyed after hearing this, and being held down by his parents, he simply spat out a breath of Samadhi Fire and burned the prescription!
The Bull Demon King got angry and stripped Red Boy's pants off and started beating him.
Princess Iron Fan took out the palm-leaf fan and quickly extinguished the Samadhi Fire. She then apologized to the lecturer repeatedly, feeling extremely embarrassed.
Red Boy cried loudly and flapped his short legs, but the Bull Demon King was strong and very tall among the male demons, so a little demon like him could not escape at all.
He couldn't really spit fire to burn his own father, for he was afraid that by then, even Princess Iron Fan would not feel sorry for him.
"Alright, alright, my king, put the child down!" Princess Iron Fan felt even more ashamed when she saw her son's red buttocks exposed.
Seeing that many employees and paper people were watching, perhaps they were all thinking: a monster is a monster, even if it has transformed into a human body, it is still crude and vulgar!
She felt that all her face and dignity had been lost by this father and son!
The Bull Demon King then put Red Boy down without asking him where he had done wrong. The matter had already been exposed, and he didn't even realize that the effectiveness of his education had been severely reduced.
"I hate my dad the most!" Red Boy ran back to Princess Iron Fan's arms in anger.
Seeing how aggrieved he was, Princess Iron Fan forgot all the words she had planned to say about educating her son.
The pharmacy instructor thought it was bad luck, cleaned up the mess, and stopped teaching.
The Bull Demon King stopped him and said, "Didn't you say that if you sign up for the class, you will get a prescription for the immortal medicine as a souvenir?"
The lecturer sneered: "The materials were all burned by your master."
"You..." Bull Demon King was at a loss for words and had to let the lecturer go.
He turned to his wife and son and announced, "My son has no talent for medicine repair. Let's go to the next stop!"
The tour guide wiped his cold sweat and felt that this family was really difficult to lead. Their tempers were sometimes good and sometimes bad, and it was all caused by being spoiled.
She forced out a professional smile and said, "I think the young master has the True Fire Power, so he might be suitable for alchemy. The next place we should go is the Tushita Palace where Taishang Laojun makes the elixir!"
Princess Iron Fan smiled back and agreed, "Now that you put it that way, it is indeed very appropriate."
The Bull Demon King also imagined the future, "If Hong'er is good at refining pills, maybe she will have the chance to become the alchemy boy of some real person! By then, our family will be able to eat the elixir from heaven regularly!"
The guide's mouth twitched.
Not to mention that Red Boy will become the Good Fortune Boy under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the future, and he is not responsible for refining the elixir at all.
You guys are like this, and you still want to take magic pills all the time? How is this different from the wishful thinking of "persuading children to study civil engineering, thinking that they will get a big house after getting a job"?
Forget it, I'm just a small tour guide, so I'd better say less...
The Bull Demon King and his family came to the Tushita Palace, where there was also an alchemy experience class.
Princess Iron Fan pinched her son's chubby cheeks with both hands and warned him, "Don't breathe fire casually anymore. If you learn it well, we can still take the elixir home!"
Red Boy looked as if he had lost all hope in life.
I was supposed to have a nice trip to relax, but now I have to attend classes wherever I go?
He is really annoying!
As a result, the alchemist walked to the alchemy furnace and prepared to give a lecture, which made Red Boy even more annoyed.
"why is it you again!"
The alchemist changed into a formal Taoist robe, which was completely different in style from the green robe he wore when he was a medicine lecturer just now.
But the face was still the same face, and Red Boy could see the psychological trauma.
The alchemist replied seriously: "Our scenic spot has just opened and we are short of staff. There are not many people like me who have a teacher's license, an alchemist license, and a herbalist license.
"My dear children, learning never ends. When you grow up, you will find that many skills are good for you. Many subjects are common and can complement each other.
"You have very good innate conditions. Don't be lazy. In the future, you will be like me and get ahead of others in finding a job."
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