Plane Store: I rely on five-star reviews to become rich and live forever

Shixiang Yu Nu had been sitting at the post of "Heavenly Express" for several days without making a single complaint. She was doing nothing every day, which made her feel uncomfortable.

So, when she had nothing to do, she practiced and wrote articles about her experiences.

Even if she is the weakest in the True Immortal Stage, her realm is definitely not lower than that of mortals. This kind of article is a national treasure even if it is placed in the realm of cultivation!

When she knew this, she started a side job of writing articles. She would leave one copy for her company's employee library, and submit another copy to the national publishing house in the cultivation plane. In this way, she could get money from both copies at once!

She feels that life is so good now. Not only does she not have to work for other people’s sake, but she can also earn a lot of money!

Kuimu Lang, who was originally very Buddhist, was also inspired by her and used his spare time to write astrology research theories, martial arts secrets, immortal administrative work manuals, unofficial history of Journey to the West, etc.

There are so many different kinds of things that the editor-in-chief of the cultivation plane directly placed the golden statues of Kuimu Lang and Shixiang Yu Nu in the company, and burned three incense sticks every day, blessing the two authors to never stop updating and to have endless inspiration!

Unknown to their fellow gods, Kuimulang and his wife had become invisible wealthy people in heaven and reached the pinnacle of their divine life.

Every time they wanted to invite them to have a drink, they would say in unison: "No, we have to finish our manuscript!"

The immortals were speechless, thinking it was just an excuse for wanting to spend some time alone together, and they felt extremely jealous.

On this day, when the maid Xiang Yu Nu was halfway through writing, she heard an irritable female voice coming from the special communication magic weapon that she was in charge of.

"Hey, hey, hey! Is that the Heaven over there? Did you guys come up with this 'Heaven Express' thing? It's not a scam, is it?"

The maid stopped writing immediately, cleared her throat, and said softly, "Hello, welcome to the Heavenly Express! I am the operator Xiaoyu.

"This is indeed the Heavenly Palace. If you have any dissatisfaction with the gods, you can tell me and I will find a way to help you resolve the problem!"

There was silence for a while, perhaps because they were frightened, or perhaps they were questioning the truthfulness of her words.

Then, the woman laughed and asked, "I want to complain to the Tathagata of the West that he is unreasonable. Can you help me retaliate?"

The maidservant took a deep breath. This was the first customer she had received. How come he was such a heavyweight Buddha right away?

Moreover, the targets of complaints on the "Heavenly Express" should be the immortal officials, that is, the gods who serve all living beings. The gods in the West are not under the jurisdiction of Heaven, and it is difficult to control them!

The maid could only choose her tone carefully and asked softly, "What is your name?"

The other side said: "You can just call me Scorpion Spirit."

"Okay, Scorpion Spirit, can you tell me how you came to have a grudge with that big Buddha?"

The Scorpion Demon got angry when he talked about this, and there was a hint of grievance in his tone: "I used to live in Leiyin Temple, listening to the Buddha's lectures every day.

“But a few days ago, the Buddha saw that I didn’t put my palms together properly, so he pushed me. I was completely unprepared and subconsciously fought back, stinging Tathagata with my tail thorn.

"The Tathagata is punishing me and has sent King Kong to hunt me down for days and nights!

"Sister Fairy, please judge for me. Is it wrong for me to defend myself? I am a scorpion and my pincers cannot close. It is obvious that Tathagata is deliberately looking for trouble!

"I have listened to Buddhist scriptures for so many years. I was not punished earlier or later, but now he says I am wrong! Then he did not correct me before and he did not set the rules. Is he also wrong?

"Besides, Buddhism always talks about saving all living beings. Why should I be expelled from Buddhism just because I can't close my palms?"

After listening to this, the maiden nodded silently. She also felt that the initial fault was on Tathagata, but she couldn't really say that.

"Scorpion Spirit, I understand your feelings, but he is a great Buddha after all, and he won't kill at will. He pushed you maybe just to remind you, and you weren't hurt. But it's also a fact that you hurt him..."

The Scorpion Demon suddenly became agitated and retorted loudly, "You still say you understand me! How can you understand me? Do I have to wait for someone to kill me before I fight back? By then, it will be too late! In my opinion, you two are in the same group!"

"No, no, no, please listen to me. I just want to discuss with you how to solve your problem, so I just briefly analyzed it.

"Did you not have the chance to tell that person the reason for your grievance just now? Also, you are being hunted by King Kong now, right? Do you need temporary protection from the Heavenly Court?

"Let's solve the most important security problem first, and then find a way to help you communicate with Xitian and ask them to withdraw King Kong. What do you think?"

The Scorpion Demon was silent for a long time.

Of course she knew that it was impossible for Heaven to really beat up Tathagata for her, and she tried this "Heaven Express" just as a try.

Before this, she was full of resentment and wanted to seek justice, but after being reminded by the maid, her hot brain finally cooled down a little.

Only then did she realize that saving her life was the top priority!

"Sister Fairy, your analysis is correct! Then how are you going to protect me? How are you going to persuade them to take back their decision?"

The maid thought about it and soon came up with a plan. "Well, you tell me your address, and the Heavenly Court will send gods who are related to Buddhism to find you. They are easier to talk to in the West. What do you think?"

The Scorpion Demon had no objection, and urged, "Okay, okay, come quickly. I'll be hiding in a dead tree in the southwest of the foot of Lingshan Mountain. Please!"

call ended.

The maid, Xiang Yu Nu, controlled the optical computer used by the employees and sent messages to several gods.

Since the gods formed an alliance with the Plane Store, each of them has a light computer, and some of them are very addicted to the entertainment content in it.

Soon, Pleiades and Nezha came over.

Although Pleiades Star Lord is a strike-and-lie person, he is one of the Twenty-Eight Constellations after all, and he will not refuse when there is a shortage of manpower.

The Pleiades Star Lord has an extraordinary background - he is actually the son of Vimala Bodhisattva, but he just works in the heavenly palace.

As for Nezha, in the Journey to the West version, he was resurrected by Tathagata and recognized Buddha as his father, which is quite a high status!