exile? She emptied the emperor's private treasury and escaped from famine

Mrs. Wu bent over for her son and walked with her legs crossed: "Mother, mother can't hold it anymore!"

After being stopped by an official, Wu explained with a blush on her face and ran to the hidden grass to release her.

The main force is missing one person, replaced by the old lady and Nan Zhihan Qianhao.

"Nan Zhihe, you unfilial descendant, you... Ouch, Ouch, it hurts."

"Grandma, what's wrong with you?"

"Me, I have a stomachache too."

"Grandma, no, you are the eldest. Others will definitely listen to your words and believe a little more. You can't leave, you can't leave!"

"Oh, grandson, grandma can't help it."

Everyone looked at the grandfather and grandson in wonder as one wanted to leave and the other wanted to stay. What were they doing?

The old lady felt that she was about to make a fool of herself in public, so she pushed Nan Zhihan away, not caring about her posture, and ran towards the roadside like a monkey.

Everyone laughed when they saw it. Something happened to a man in the family and the whole family was crying and feeling wronged. Was this crying about feeling wronged or was it a joke?

"Grandma is no different, really!" Nan Zhihan's face turned red due to the strange looks from the people around him, and he was so angry that he finally howled at the top of his voice.

He was about to loudly tell everyone about how ruthless, cruel, hateful, shameless, and the biggest bastard in the world Nan Zhihe was.

"Gugu." He felt the overwhelming slander in his stomach.

He also let out a loud fart uncontrollably: “Not big, not big, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, no no, no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no, no no no no no no, no no no no no no no no no no no no no no loud fart:”

"It has a long history" also has a long-lasting smell.

Everyone sitting down by the wind was so smoked that they vomited: "It stinks so much!"

They all fanned their noses and stayed away in disgust.

Nan Zhihan's face was as black and red as a dirty monkey's butt. He was so humiliated that his domineering attitude was gone forever. His stomach was churning again, and he was murmuring.

Hurry, it's about to explode!

He didn't care about giving Nan Zhihe good looks and ruining his reputation. Damn it, he was going to make a fool of himself, covering his butt and walking like he was kicking his legs.

Those prisoners who were not affected by the stench were ordered to laugh so hard that they fell forward and backward.

"Is this what you call drawing fire from under the cauldron?" Nan Zhihe lowered his eyebrows and looked down at the little woman beside him.

"Yeah." Wei Chuyu responded obediently, her lips rising uncontrollably.

I fed them some special laxatives, the kind that can help them poop even if there is no food in their stomachs.

"Hahaha..." Nan Zhize and Nan Zhixue looked at each other from a distance, smiling like two idiots, one big and one small. Mrs. Cheng also covered her mouth in joy.

Unexpectedly, Sanfang had a serious head and a funny tail.

"I guarantee they won't be able to jump up or even stand up." Wei Chuyu looked at Nan Zhihe.

Chu Yu, do you know that what you do...is very pleasing to me?

"I'm suddenly looking forward to my third uncle."

Damn it, damn man, he said such words with a cold exterior, why is he so pleasing to the eye?

Here, Nan Shijie, who was lying on the ground pretending to be dead, suddenly felt quiet around him.

Where did everyone die?

He opened his eyes slightly, unable to see his family, and was afraid of being discovered, so he quickly closed them again.

I don’t know how they are doing. Did they do what they planned yesterday?

Yes, he had already planned it and deliberately followed Nan Zhihe to lure them into action.

Wei Chuyu was also fooled, and everything went according to plan.

It's just that this time it was a bit of a loss. He almost died and hit a rock. The sacrifice was a bit big, but it would be better to be more realistic or to plan something bigger.

It's just that my stomach is not up to par, and I feel overwhelmingly uncomfortable.

Nan Shijie secretly pursed her lips and her hands trembled unconsciously.

What should I do? Does he really want to get up and relieve himself at this moment?

So what did he sacrifice himself to lie here for?

God, please let him endure this.

But my wife and son are uncomfortable, so it would be nice if I could give them a wink and ask them to take me into the grass.

Surrounded by two useless mothers and daughters, they were crying.

What's the point of crying? Damn it, the two of them were left out of the original plan, and now they are even more helpless.

Nan Shijie felt a violent surge inside his body... He couldn't hold it any longer! ! !

Is it more important to strike a hard blow, or is his own face more important? There is a battle between heaven and man in his heart.

"Master, master, are you awake?"

"father!"

Aunt Sun and Nan Zhiyun, who were guarding him, rushed towards him in surprise when they saw his eyes blinking.

"I, I want..." Nan Shijie whispered.

"Dad, what did you say?"

Nan Zhiyun put her ear to his mouth.

"I-I want to relieve myself?"

"What, grabbing hands?" Nan Zhiyun asked suspiciously.

"..."

"me……"

Nan Shijie secretly scolded her daughter for being a pig, feeling extremely angry.

He was so anxious that he put his hands out: "I, I want to go out!"

"Dad, are you going to the grass?"

The stupid daughter finally reacted.

Nan Shijie blinked and smiled, telling her daughter that she was right.

To maintain the appearance of being seriously ill, he pretended to be having a stroke.

"Dad, mother and I can't help you, so I'll go find someone."

But Nan Zhiyun looked around and found no one, whether it was officials or prisoners, who was willing to help.

Who dares to agree? This family is quite interesting. What should I do if they blackmail me?

Finally, Nan Zhiyun kowtowed and knelt down before Tang Chatou to beg. Tang Chatou felt that their family was having an unexpected encounter, so he ordered two officials to come.

This trip took a lot of time.

"Let's make an agreement first. We will only lift people. If you have any problems, you can't rely on us." The official said impatiently.

The mother and daughter promised with tears of gratitude, and the official lifted Nan Shijie one by one.

However, Nan Shijie couldn't hold it any longer.

Suddenly, a fart broke out and came out with yellow water.

"Ugh, what happened to you, did you poop?"

The officer closed his eyes tightly and his expression was indescribable, which was clearly revealed by the constant bowel sounds and the thicker stench.

Quickly throwing down his hands, the two of them avoided it like a flood.

"Yeah, that guy pooped his crotch."

"Huh? That's true."

"It stinks! I can smell it!"

"Don't let it happen to the officials, right?"

"The difference between the two officials is really unlucky..."

Nan Shijie fell to the ground, with water gushing from his belly. He couldn't stop for a moment. His humiliation had reached its peak and he couldn't care anymore.

Really unable to bear the ridicule and criticism from others, he opened his eyes suddenly, stood up numbly, and looked down, unable to bear to look directly.

It's still going on there.

Incredible!

Shameless!

Stormy waves!

Nan Shijie's eyes darkened and he almost died on the spot. He pulled his pants and ran away without any image.

Just after he left, everyone was talking about it.

"Wow, isn't that old man just pretending?"

"Yeah, wasn't he unconscious just now?"

"Is everything okay now?"

"I don't know, maybe I was suffocated."

"Boss, he can leave." The official at hand reported to Tang Lei immediately. Of course, Tang Lei had also seen it.

The diarrhea seemed to be non-stop, and the Nan family's people came and went several times, completely delaying their journey.

In particular, Nan Shijie hurried away several times, not looking like a seriously injured and fainting person. Tang Lei felt that he had been greatly fooled!

This Nan Shijie is obviously just pretending, okay, how dare you lie to him, and treat him like a new guy who has no temper and is easy to fool, right?

Tang Lei grinded his molars, his face darkened.