Why are the supporting characters who are just playing the plot so dumb again?

Qin Qing stretched out the tips of her paws and typed carefully.

[The wolf is too weak, has neither a tall body nor special skills, and cannot fight with you. 】

"I don't mind!" Chu Yu said. "There are so many combat types, but our pair is not missing!"

[But the life of a wolf is limited. I am already an old wolf and I probably won’t live long. 】

Chu Yu asked in surprise: "Wouldn't the life of an animal that becomes a spirit be extended? I think in mythology, fairies have a lifespan of hundreds or even thousands of years?"

Qin Qing:......

What an old swan, you still want me to stay here for hundreds or thousands of years?

Please spare me!

Scrambled eggs, she has become a wolf who cannot speak to people, why do she still have to find ways to deceive people? Don’t you know that typing on Wolf Claw is very difficult?

[I am a wolf with very poor qualifications. Even if I am lucky enough to open my spiritual wisdom, I will not achieve any results from my practice. 】

[And you are destined to become a great hero in maintaining world peace. 】

[In the future you will contract a very powerful golden dragon, which will accompany you throughout your life...]

Chu Yu hesitated: This line was a bit "two". He suspected that the wolf was deceiving him. Where did the golden dragon come from in this world?

Father Chu, who was almost going crazy with his work, rarely had such a short break. As soon as he opened the door of the temporary office, he saw the wolf fooling his stupid son...

And his stupid son seems to have some faith...!

Father Chu admitted that his stupid son had been pampered by everyone since he was a child, and it was inevitable that he was raised to be a bit silly and sweet.

But wouldn't it be bad for this wolf to fool his son in front of his parent?

"Ahem -" Father Chu asked, "Is there a dragon in this world? Or is it a golden dragon?" You don't make a draft when you lie, right?

Qin Qing was slightly embarrassed. She was really glad that her wolf character had a furry face and could not tell her expression! Then he banged his hands on the keyboard and continued typing.

【have--】

Father Chu asked funnyly: "Are you sure? Where is it? Why didn't I see it?"

Qin Qing was speechless, [What you said, have you ever seen a dog talk to you about life in a serious manner before? 】

Father Chu said, at least half of the dogs in this base have opened their spiritual intelligence and have established an equal contractual relationship with humans.

At this moment, aren't those dogs talking about life with their respective contractors?

The trainer, whose outlook on life was a bit broken, was reorganizing his outlook on life while listening to Gouzi chatting with him.

The person in charge of the base was confused and couldn't find the answer. Just now he was asking Director Chu:

"Dogs have become intelligent beings. Can they still live in kennels? Do they have to sleep on a bed? Do they need to arrange a separate dormitory? Do they need to put food on the table..."

It was fine if I didn't know before, but now I know that the dog I raised has an IQ and emotional intelligence as good as a human being. They really don't know how to get along with each other for a while.

Director Chu's head was buzzing. He had just held a brief meeting with the people and dogs who had signed equal contracts - temporarily treating them as equal partners.

Hairy giant apes and hedgehogs with IQs equivalent to those of children can still be raised as cubs!

Some of the dogs in the military dog ​​base have mature minds and can only be regarded as "people" with unique appearances for the time being.

In the cafeteria just now, Father Chu felt terrible and had a stomachache even after eating.

Because the painting style in the cafeteria today is really weird.

That is to say, when a dog is sitting solemnly opposite you, trying to use its fluffy paws to grab a spoon to eat, who can not lose their temper?

The dog still makes "woof" sounds from time to time, and the trainer, who has established an equal contractual relationship with the dog and can hear its heartbeat, acts as a dog language translator.

"It said, can you change it to a larger spoon next time? This one is too small to use..."

As for the size of the spoon, isn't it because the structures of dog paws and human hands are different and they can't grasp the spoon at all?

God knows, Director Chu's mood at that time is really hard to describe...

The trainer couldn't help but say: "Why don't we just hold the plates and hug each other? When it comes to tableware... don't be so demanding!"

Father Chu thought, is this about the tableware? He didn't even get the point?

Gouzi gave his trainer a "you figure it out yourself" look...

This time, there was no need for the contractor to translate. Director Chu could guess what Gouzi was going to say: Uh-huh, buddy, we are partners on an equal footing now. Is it appropriate that you serve dinner but let me lie on the floor and lick the basin?

Although this dog's face was serious, his eyes with a teasing smile had already betrayed what was going on in his heart.

Maybe Gouzi was already laughing in his heart, laughing at his trainer's confused look.

Director Chu, my head hurts...

What's even more troublesome is that there is a wolf here who is smarter than those dogs, even smarter than his stupid son, and is deceiving his stupid son...

Father Chu said: "Theoretically speaking, dragons are non-existent species. They are a totem from the tribal period and a spiritual symbol..."

【you sure? ] Qin Qing continued to type on the keyboard, [In myths and legends, a snake can turn into a dragon in a hundred years and a dragon in a thousand years, oh~~~~]

Father Chu stared at the wavy line behind "Oh~~~" on the tablet and became silent.

Could it be that...there really is a dragon?

Qin Qing also gave Father Chu a "you figure it out yourself" look...

Wild animals can become smart, dogs can talk to humans about welfare issues in a serious manner, and wolves can type on the keyboard. What else can't happen?

Father Chu felt that it was very, very bad. He was about to scratch his head. His team members had already started browsing fantasy novels on the Internet...

Is their world going to develop in the direction of mythology or in the direction of orcs?

Qin Qing simply broke the jar and stopped hiding it. She was such a smart wolf. She blatantly deceived Chu Yu directly in front of Father Chu.

[You now need to find a golden snake that is destined for you. One day it will transform into a snake and become a dragon, and work with you to maintain world peace! 】

Chu Yu believed it, and excitedly started browsing the Internet for pictures of various golden snakes.

Father Chu was speechless as he watched the wolf deceive Chu Yu. His stupid son didn't even think about it. In myths and legends, the snake transformed into a dragon after a thousand years. Would his stupid son still be alive at that time?

He didn't even think about it. The hairy giant ape he conquered first became someone else, the chicken he bought with money became someone else, and the hedgehog he saw first became someone else...

Even if he raised the snake that can transform into a dragon, when the day comes that it can transform into a dragon, it will be thousands of years later, so it will have to be someone else...

Father Chu sighed, forget it, no one expects him to save the world, just be stupid! ! !

Golden snakes include the golden cobra, which is highly venomous. Keeping one is too deadly!

But there are also golden pythons, which are non-toxic and can be kept as pets...

For the safety of his son, Father Chu asked Chu Yu's super-rich uncle to pull the golden python around and send it to this military dog ​​base that day...