Why are the supporting characters who are just playing the plot so dumb again?

Bai Xiao's driver's license is new, very new. She just got it yesterday afternoon, but she was actually able to drive a car very smoothly when she was ten years old.

It took her so long to get the ticket, not because she couldn't drive it, but because it took her almost a whole month to barely become familiar with the traffic rules here.

After all, there are no speeding, counterattacks, various rules, and so many traffic lights when escaping in the apocalypse...

In order to fight zombies for their lives, the psychological quality of human beings in the apocalypse must not be too tough.

Bai Xiao in the apocalypse made her driving debut when the dean's mother and her camouflage uncles were seriously injured. She cooperated with another child, and he stuck the accelerator while she cried and broke the steering wheel.

The two of them just rushed out of the zombie-infested city with seriously injured people and a car full of children...

So, you can imagine, if Bai Xiao abandons the rules and drives, then she will have to drive wildly...

But at any rate, she still remembers trying her best to not look out of place in front of the male protagonist, crying like pear blossoms, crying beautifully, crying cutely - and driving the most wild and domineering speed car.

The vehicle responsible for intercepting watched an "airplane" pass overhead. The vehicles originally chasing behind them watched helplessly as the distance between their target and them grew further and further.

Everyone was dumbfounded, are you sure that is a car?

The male protagonist in the back seat of the car turned pale and hugged the back seat of the front seat tightly, "I said..."

He felt that he might not necessarily die from the robbers' bullets, but he would probably die from his wife's car accident. "Can you please slow down?"

Bai Xiao dislikes it, please slow down? Slow down and the bullets will overtake you, won't you? Her car is not bulletproof, "I can't slow down!"

The male protagonist tried to find something to say to calm his panic, "I didn't know you could drive?"

Bai Xiao thinks that the quiet male protagonist is cuter, "I just got my driver's license yesterday morning. When I get nervous, I don't know which one is the brake!" Very good, the male protagonist is quiet now.

Scared!

The male protagonist's face is no longer paler, it's turned green. Is it too late for him to join those kidnappers now?

Bai Xiao still remembered what Senior Qin said, "If someone harms you, go to the police..." So she "flew" the car all the way into the police station...

Although, in fact, when Qin Qing said "someone is harming you", she was referring to the male protagonist...

But Bai Xiao feels that harming the male protagonist is equivalent to harming her? After all, the male protagonist is her "locator". If the male protagonist dies, she will have to be dragged out of the broken frame and start again...

A lot of supplies just came in from her supermarket. How can I clear the memory?

In the police station, Bai Xiao was simply ignorant and didn't know anything... She really didn't know anything. Who knew if those people were kidnapping or killing people?

However, the male protagonist vomited in the toilet and asked the police to revoke his wife's driver's license.

Police: "Hey, look clearly, we are not traffic police..."

"We saw your wife's driver's license, which we got yesterday, and we saw your wife's driving recorder. She has never been over 30 before!"

The policeman sighed: "Your wife really loves you. In order to save you, she, a novice female driver, turned her BMW into a J-20!"

Male protagonist: The relationship is inexplicably complicated, but I really can’t keep my driver’s license.

The lawyer who came over later expressed admiration: Madam, you are awesome!

The housekeeper who came over later was filled with joy: Where can I find a lady who loves you so much that she will love her to death?

The only uninjured bodyguard who came with the housekeeper was a little resentful:...Madam...she stole my job...

The male protagonist went directly to the hospital after leaving the police station.

My arms are still hurting, my legs are cracking some bones, the back of my head is starting to feel weak, my nose, jaw, and teeth are all uncomfortable, and I also have heart palpitations...

In the hospital, Bai Xiao nervously asked the doctor about her husband's condition. She was really nervous. After all, she was determined to raise the male protagonist to live a long life.

But Bai Xiao, who came to the end of the world, had never seen such a fragile human being...

In the apocalypse, humans with half-cut arms are still holding machine guns with one hand and eating zombies. Does broken bones count? Wouldn't it be possible to be active after just three days of rest?

Why is this male protagonist so fragile? He was admitted to the hospital again after being admitted to the hospital for a whole month?

(To be honest, even those with weak hearts would not dare to sit on a fighter jet)

Bai Xiao didn't understand a word of the doctor's professional terminology.

But the old housekeeper made it clear what the doctor wanted to express.

"The boss has to be hospitalized for a while..."

"Don't worry, boss, his life is not in danger..."

Bai Xiao's eyes suddenly lit up. The male protagonist was in the hospital = he could be quiet and not disturb her in collecting supplies. She liked it...

Housekeeper/Bodyguard: Ah, Madam’s worried expression, Madam really loves the boss...

Bai Xiao ran home like a gust of wind, picked up the bone soup that Aunt Liu had stewed, and ran back to the hospital like a gust of wind.

"Dear, drink more bone soup, Aunt Liu said this soup supplements calcium!"

Male protagonist: "My bone fracture is not due to calcium deficiency, thank you!"

Bai Xiao left the ward "disappointed".

The old housekeeper condemned: "Madam loves you so much, of course she is a little reckless, but isn't that because she is too young? You have to be considerate..."

"She didn't even risk her life to save you this time..."

And Bai Xiao had already hummed a high-pitched apocalyptic war song and ran to the supermarket to deliver "express delivery" and made a "cross-border phone call" to Qin Qing...

Bai Xiao thought that she had figured out how to "get along harmoniously" with the male protagonist in the future.

She had to make a call and ask Senior Qin if she could do this...

Those who are close to vermillion are red, and those who are close to ink are black. You have to believe that any kind of master can teach what kind of apprentice——

——You may not be able to learn the advantages, but you won’t lose anything when you are weak...

……

Therefore, the male protagonist began to abuse his heart and body.

Therefore, in the next few decades, whenever the male protagonist is in danger, Bai Xiao will firmly protect him.

She had carried him out of the fire without any damage, and when he was kidnapped, she beat the robbers so fiercely that he cried.

——Let the whole world think they are true love...

(The male protagonist, butler, and bodyguard all think so...)

I wish I could shout "Dear" hundreds of times a day...

However, every time the male protagonist tries to make her dissatisfied, Bai Xiao will cheer and send him a "swoop of love"...

Let the male protagonist fall from the balcony, from the steps, from the stairs, from the stool, from the table...

"Accidentally" broke an arm, a leg, a rib...

The male protagonist is angry, and his little wife apologizes with tears in her eyes, comes to deliver meals every day, and has a surprise when she is discharged from the hospital (the housekeeper’s amazing help). The male protagonist can’t get angry anymore...

Whenever the male protagonist wants to play prison play, Bai Xiao happily takes him to play a few rounds of crazy racing...

Whenever the male protagonist wants to play bondage play, Bai Xiao will definitely not be tied up in the end. Bai Xiao will ask the bodyguard with a pair of innocent and beautiful big eyes:

"Can I tie you up to try it out? Because my husband wants to tie you up and play with me..."

The bodyguard's face turned red and he ran away, so in the end, it could only be their boss who was tied to the big bed...

Who can say anything about this? This is the love of a couple, and the bodyguards and the old housekeeper can only pretend not to see it...

At most, I can secretly give him water and food...

The male protagonist yelled in embarrassment: "Untie me!"

The old housekeeper smiled and said: "My wife said before she went out that she would come back soon to surprise you. Don't you look forward to it?"

The male protagonist is weak: A little bit, then we’ll solve it later...

The male protagonist wanted to pull Bai Xiao to do some unharmonious exercises on the bed, but in a kind of "electric shock-like pleasure", his heart was paralyzed to the point of losing consciousness... (Bai Xiao is a thunder and lightning type)

The male protagonist begins to doubt life. This feeling is so novel...

Is he in love with her? impossible? Is he not good at that? impossible? Is he a masochist? impossible……

The male protagonist tried other women, and sure enough, no one except his little wife could give him such a novel "electric shock" feeling.

(Let’s just say, is it possible that it was actually an electric shock?)

Bai Xiao, on the other hand, doesn't care how many women the hero finds outside. It doesn't matter if he finds 100 women.

As long as he doesn't commit suicide and lives for her until he is over 60, he will be a qualified "positioning + money-making tool person".

The male protagonist spends most of the year working in the hospital, and the remaining half of the time has to sit in a wheelchair and work overtime while raising his bones...

And his little wife has learned how to travel all over the world (buying supplies), so that he can't catch anyone at all...

He wanted to cut off her card... but she ran back crying, which made it easier for him to cut off...

As for the "Sister Bai Yueguang" in his heart, he has not thought of it for a long time...

Is there such a person? He almost forgot...

He is busy chasing his wife...

"Where did Madam go to travel again——"

"Boss, don't worry. Madam said she would catch a Kunpeng from the sea and stew it to replenish your health..." Madam is so funny!

Male protagonist: I am sitting in a wheelchair and have to work overtime. Is she still in the mood to go to the beach?

Forget it...it's good that she's not at home, otherwise such reckless "love" would be a bit unbearable for him...

His bones hurt...