Why are the supporting characters who are just playing the plot so dumb again?

Qin Qing rolled his eyes and continued to stir the soup. "Am I bad at cooking? The meat is not fragrant enough, or the soup is not fresh enough. I have nothing to do. I have nothing to do to suck people's souls? Can this soul be cooked or roasted? ?”

Lao Yan was stunned for a moment, thinking about this person's craftsmanship...

"Do the spirits also want to eat?"

Qin Qing tasted the saltiness of the soup and said, "Didn't I love eating too much when I was a human being? Now that I've been possessed by a tree and practiced for thousands of years, I can't change it even if I take human form!"

Lao Yan thinks about it. This spirit who has been practicing for thousands of years can't even catch a rabbit. If he is willing to suck people's souls, there will be no one under the mountain for a thousand years, and his skills will not be so bad!

Qin Qing: "You two are unethical. You know that I am a monster, and my granddaughter cannot be human. I have restrained her from coming out. How come we are still hooking up? Scholar, you are a bastard." Scholar, can you ignore etiquette, justice and shame just because she is no longer a human being?"

The scholar blushed and said with guilt: "It's not mine. Madam, please forgive me, but can you allow Xiaoqian to be reincarnated?"

Qin Qing sighed and continued to lie, "It's been a hundred years since she died, and no one has even given her a piece of paper. Do you think she could have had a good pregnancy? In this world, a woman's life is not easy. If she is thrown into a miserable life, , it’s better to be free here than me!

If you are serious, burn more paper money for her, bribe a ghost servant, and buy a good fetal position. Although I can protect her, I am also a monster myself. She cannot receive the paper money I burn! "

Lao Yan was shocked: "There is also this saying that if you want to get a good pregnancy, you have to bribe the ghost?"

Qin Qing: "How new is that? Haven't you ever heard a sentence? Can ghosts push the wheels if you have money? What is the purpose of burning paper money for the ancestors at home? How much money does the family have? Why do ghosts want money? You can't take it with you to the next life, isn't it just to bribe the ghost to give you a better fetus?

It was because I had no money to bribe when I died and couldn't get a good pregnancy that I had no choice but to possess this tree and practice here for thousands of years! "

Qin Qing looked Lao Yan up and down, and then said: "You don't look like a rich person in your last life. Although you are a human fetus, you are so messy! Do you have a family? You have a wife. Have you given birth to a baby? No, then who will burn paper money for you after you die? What kind of good pregnancy do you think you can have in your next life? "

Lao Yan is depressed. In today's world, the government is corrupt, the people are in dire straits, demons and ghosts are rampant, and reincarnation is not good. Life is indeed difficult!

Scholar: "The boy is silent, his strange power is confusing..."

"You can do it!"

Qin Qing interrupted what he was about to say.

"I'm such a big monster here, and you were having sex with a ghost last night. Why are you so... silent? Are you stupid because of reading?"

The scholar paused, then blushed and said, "Xiaoqian and I are in love and politeness, and have no personal relationship. I just sympathize with Xiaoqian's experience. Can I take Xiaoqian's ashes away and have them in incense every day?" Burn more paper money and send Xiaoqian to be reincarnated!"

Qin Qing waved his hand, "Where is my body? It's under the big tree in Lanruo Temple. You can dig it out yourself. First of all, let's talk about it first. Personal contact with ghost energy is very damaging to one's vitality. Don't make a fuss about it." , and then torture yourself to death!"

The little scholar thanked Qin Qing and hurried to dig out the ashes jar.

Qin Qing sighed and asked Lao Yan: "If the scholar can't hold it back and really gets interested, if he accidentally dies, then whose fault is his cause and effect?"

Lao Yan: "You could have stopped it just now!"

"I would like to stop you, but I can't beat you, and I can't stop their affectionate hearts."

Qin Qing glanced at Lao Yan and continued:

"Just keep an eye on them if you're fine, and don't let them do anything they shouldn't!"

(Qin Qing: Oh~~Hour~~Surprise or not, surprise or not, I told you to mind your own business. You will be the one who beats the mandarin duck this time!)

Lao Yan thought with a toothache: Am I not looking for trouble for myself? I just helped the scholar get back Xiaoqian's ashes and stopped them from getting together. This is not the case!

But if you don't stop it, if the scholar really loses control and dies, that won't work!

But while others are talking about love, I sit aside and watch, which isn't quite right!

Qin Qing laughed inwardly when she saw Lao Yan's troubled expression, and casually presented a bowl of soup to him...

After that, Lao Yan still brought his prey to eat every day. The scholar came occasionally, and sometimes he would bring Xiao Qian with him. They lived together peacefully.

The scholar said that he recently found a job copying books at the foot of the mountain, so that he could save some money to buy incense candles and paper money for Xiaoqian.

Lao Yan said that he had nothing to do recently. He went to the mountains to hunt, exchange furs for money, and wait until the road was open before leaving.

Qin Qing understood what was wrong, because the original work required Yan Chixia to kill the tree demon grandma and the old black mountain demon before they could go down the mountain, Xiaoqian could be reincarnated, and the scholar could continue on the road.

But now, Lao Yan has been deceived by himself. For a while, there is no reason to kill Qin Qing. Isn't it stuck here?

Qin Qing thought, he was so smoky every day, making barbecue and stewing soup, and had contributed all kinds of cooking skills. He couldn't believe that he couldn't feed this foodie Lao Yan. At the very least, he really had to have it. One day, I had to follow the plot, and I had to let Lao Yan handle it with care, giving myself a chance to cheat death.

Besides, to be honest, I quite envy the ancient heroes for their ability to fly up and down walls.

Qin Qing thought that the mental power he had worked so hard to cultivate could follow him, so could the effort he had worked hard to cultivate also be taken away?

You can try it!

"Old Yan, please teach me some skills! At least you can let me hit a rabbit. Now that the road is open and you are all gone, I have to struggle to hit the rabbit!"

Lao Yan looked at Qin Qing with a look of disgust, "You are a spirit who has been practicing for thousands of years. You don't use demon techniques. You learn human kung fu just to kill rabbits? Is this ridiculous?"

Qin Qing was also helpless, "Then I don't know the magic method, so why don't I practice it now? Do you know how to practice the magic method?"

Lao Yan has a toothache. His school has records that as long as spirits absorb the essence of the sun and moon and practice, they will have the opportunity to transform into human form. However, if they want to practice powerful magic in a short period of time, they have to absorb human souls. .

Lao Yan felt bad all over, thinking: Could it be that this tree demon grandma became an evil demon in the future because of her stuttering? This is not possible, I have to fool her some way, and I must not let her become a devil!

Lao Yan: "It's too difficult to practice demon magic. It's said that you have to eat people alive and suck their souls. It's bloody and fishy. It's disgusting. There are also people who haven't showered for a whole year. You have to put it in your mouth. Well, I'd better teach you kung fu. It's simple. Not only can you hunt rabbits, but you can also hunt wild boars and deer. It will taste so good when roasted..."

Qin Qing: I just saw you fooling around and biting people. Which demon cultivating in human form can be so careless? That’s all done by demons who haven’t cultivated enough! ...You also said something fishy, ​​how did you eat it? ...If you don’t take a shower, you’re talking about yourself, right?

Qin Qing: "That's okay, but I have no money and can't afford the tuition. My cooking skills are pretty good, so I'll take this as my top choice!"