The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

"I know this guy."

In the center of the reception room, Master Ancient One and Miss Watson sat on a futon facing each other. The woman poured herself another cup of hot tea and said slowly, "His situation is different from yours."

"What's the difference?"

"Adam Davidson is from the multiverse, and you belong to an alien dimension." Master Ancient One said, without any movement on her part, a dozen mini energy celestial bodies shining with golden light appeared around her body, and began to move around the two of them: "To put it in a way that you can understand, Adam and I belong to the same galaxy, but we live on different planets, and you, you and those aliens came with the meteorites from outer space."

She moved her fingers, and several meteorites rushed in from more than ten meters away and hit the golden celestial body representing the earth in the center of the table. Miss Watson immediately remembered the scene in the movie "Transformers" where the Autobots entered the earth from the atmosphere. She couldn't help but shout "Autobots Transform" and put her hands on her hips in a hoarse voice: "Children! I am Optimus Prime... Ouch!"

Master Ancient One flicked his finger, and a small golden ball of light hit Miss Watson's forehead.

Boom!

"Beep, beep, beep - the machine is broken, pay for it. Beep, beep, beep - the machine is broken, pay for it." Miss Watson's pupils disappeared, and she fell straight and sideways, hitting the floor with a loud noise. After a few whooshing sounds, the surrounding golden spheres focused on her and hit her. She screamed and ran around the field, but these spheres were controlled by Master Ancient One as if they had eyes, and followed her wherever she ran -

In fact, I didn’t run very far, after all, it was too fast.

“It hurts, it hurts, stop hitting me, stop hitting me!” Miss Watson rolled on the ground first, and then jumped up like nothing had happened: “I say you shouldn’t be called the Supreme Sorcerer, you should be called the Dark Lord Syndra, the one in the League of Legends game, whose ultimate move is to use all the energy balls around her to hit people…”

"Didn't you nickname me One Punch Man before?" Master Ancient One drank his tea leisurely without changing his expression. He even responded with interest: "I really like to hit people with my fists, and I rarely use the second punch."

"What is One Punch Man? I don't understand!"

Miss Watson slid up to her side in the duck seat, her eyes sparkling.

"How about we talk about Adam again?"

"Yeah, okay!" As soon as Miss Watson finished speaking, she was tied up by several chains made of golden energy. The Ancient One's method did not even trigger the spider sense, but directly bound Miss Watson's body. She floated in the air, her hands were tied behind her waist, and an energy bar was pushed into the knees of her legs, forcing Miss Watson to bend her legs with an irresistible force.

"Wait, wait a minute!" Miss Watson struggled desperately, but the chains became tighter and tighter, even pulling her lower body up. And the Ancient One's methods did not stop there. A layer of dim energy golden light attached to Miss Watson's combat uniform and also wrapped around her entire head. It looked very thin but was extremely strong, breaking her intention to escape by turning into tentacles.

"Why is this happening?" After trying again without success, Miss Watson was furious: "I didn't even have my girlfriend with me tonight to come visit you! If you think I talk too much, just say it! Is it necessary to treat me like this?!"

Master Ancient One pretended not to hear anything and poured himself some tea. He picked up a large, slippery walnut on the table and stuffed it directly into Miss Watson's mouth.

Miss Watson, speechless, could only stare at her.

What else could be done?

It's not that I can't bite it into pieces, but this woman might really get angry...

"Adam Davidson came to this universe in 1996, when you were still lying in a laboratory on Staten Island, New York." Ms. Yao put down her teacup, and the kettle on the table began to heat up automatically. "He paid no attention to the changes in this world or superheroes, and was devoted to the film and television industry, so I didn't have direct contact with him. After all, there were more troublesome outsiders who needed me to deal with at the time."

Miss Watson blinked.

"Of course, I have no reason to protect his life. Life and death are all predetermined by fate." The woman said, and smiled at Miss Watson: "I have to admit that you are more likable when you are silent."

As she spoke, she reached out to touch the pretty face, then opened an ancient book and began to read.

And in those brief few seconds of eye contact just now, Miss Watson finally saw the eyes of Master Ancient One clearly.

Ms. Yao used to smile, but her eyes were always calm. The smiling mask seemed to be her choice to ease the atmosphere - it was always like this. From the first day Mr. Watson met Master Ancient One, he remembered the woman's demeanor, and there has never been an exception so far.

But now, there seemed to be endless darkness in the depths of those pupils.

As if it would burst out at any time.

Miss Watson suddenly realized that the face in front of her seemed a little different from before, but she couldn't tell where the difference was. When the woman turned to the next page, there was only silence in the living room, and Miss Watson could only act as a pendant obediently, hoping that Master Ancient One would let her go sooner.

......So angry!

But a few minutes later, there was a swinger in the living room.

Naturally, it was Miss Watson who couldn't hold back. She shook her barely movable body, swinging back and forth in front of the Ancient One, and regained her fun. Then the woman snapped her fingers lightly, the energy chains and membranes were released, and she immediately fell to the ground.

The next second, Miss Watson jumped up and sat upright, with a well-behaved expression on her face.

"What do you want to ask?"

Ms. Yao didn't even raise her head, but she was determined to ask a question.

"Ahem, why are your eyes so dark?"

"Change the question."

"Okay, let's change the question."

Miss Watson hooked her fingers and shivered, "You really don't want a hug on Christmas Eve?"

......

A few minutes later.

Stinky old woman!

Miss Watson held her aching buttocks, ready to kill time and wait until dawn to find Master Wang. It was just before dawn in Kamar-Taj, and the wind was cold and bleak along the way. Except for the wizards and apprentices on duty, the corridors and plank roads were empty, and there were not even a few candles lit - why not use magic lamps?

This world has the Harry Potter series of novels, and Miss Watson even studied it. Even if you are an apprentice in Kamar-Taj, it is enough to set off some small sparks. Unfortunately, the Ancient One does not allow people to use their energy on magic, so the wizards basically only use it secretly when reading in their rooms.

...Stinky old woman!

He spanks me every time we meet!

"......But it doesn't seem to hurt as much as before?" Miss Watson said to herself, walking towards her room while holding the railing and turning in circles. As she walked, she reached out and rubbed her buttocks. I don't know if it's because my physical fitness has improved, but it really doesn't hurt that much to the touch. Although it's still a little obvious, it's much better than the pain before when I couldn't sit steadily.

Snapped!

Miss Watson slapped herself in the face.

This woman must have deliberately reduced her strength! She is PUAing me!

She walked back to the room with her head held high. As soon as the door was closed, Miss Watson collapsed with a bitter face. She first sat in the cold rattan chair, then immediately stood up and sat on the bed, moving back and forth several inches. She took a few deep breaths, and finally looked at the saber sticking by the door. She opened her palm like Magneto and aimed in the direction. The saber was pulled by the magnetic beam and floated over, and she was firmly grasped in her hand.

The blade glowed coldly, the handle was long, and the weight at the end was a metal ring...

...a bit big.

......It doesn’t seem very big.

"Ahhhhhhh——!" Miss Watson buried her face in the quilt and screamed like crazy. It was not entirely because she was in physical pain, but because she had just heard a piece of news from Ms. Yao while being spanked, a piece of news that made her panic.

Bang!

A small object at the bedside was swept to the ground by Miss Watson's action. The levitation cloak immediately rolled it up and tried to put it back in place. Then it was immediately grabbed by the owner and tossed under the quilt: "Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm so annoyed! What should I do? I'm so annoyed——!"

The levitating cloak ignored her and took the opportunity to break free and slipped out the window.

There was only the squirming quilt left in the room.

The peaceful night slipped away quickly, and the morning light touched the windowsill, and Miss Watson reluctantly got out of the bed. She kicked the saber off the bed, and then picked up the object placed on the floating cloak at the head of the bed.

This is a badge.

The style is very simple, with only three letters: TVA.

Time Variation Authority.

A presence with which Miss Watson was unfamiliar.

She first learned about the existence of TVA from the trailer of the TV series "Rocky", but it was just a text message. When she died suddenly and traveled through time, the first official trailer of the TV series "Rocky" had not yet been released!

The part that Miss Watson is most clear about at the moment is only the origin of this TV series. To put it simply, in the story of "Avengers 1", Asgard's rebellious prince Loki Laufeyson colluded with the alien race Chitauri to invade Earth's Federal New York in 2012, but was defeated by the newly formed Avengers.

According to the original plot, Loki should be captured by Thor, who is also from Asgard, along with the mysterious object, the Cosmic Cube, which is used to open a large portal and bring in the Chitauri army. But in Avengers 4, Iron Man and Ant-Man travel back to the Federal New York in 2012, trying to steal the Cosmic Cube.

As expected, an accident occurred during the operation.

What was the accident? In short, it was an accident. The Cosmic Cube was thrown at Loki's feet. The rebellious prince took advantage of the fact that no one was paying attention to him, squatted down, grabbed the cube, and successfully teleported away.

His action also changed his original experience in the timeline.

This led to the emergence of an organization dedicated to monitoring changes in the timeline.

This is the Temporal Variance Administration (TVA).

But this is most of what Miss Watson knew in her previous life. She didn't see the content of the "Loki" TV series after it was actually broadcast, and she had no idea what the TVA was like. If there is any other character that may be related to the TVA, it is probably the 2018 Marvel movie "Deadpool 2". In the ending, Deadpool used a time watch to travel back to the past many times to cause trouble, which attracted the attention of the TVA.

So having said that...

What is the relationship between Adam Davidson and TVA?