The beautiful daily life of Black Light Salted Fish

When she opened her eyes and saw the rippling and distorted water surface, and her body was wrapped in warmth, Miss Watson realized that she had come to Master Ancient One's royal hot spring pool.

She sat up and a female body came into view not far ahead.

A name immediately came to my mind.

But this body does not look like it is over 500 years old. Instead, it is no different from the body of a woman in her early 30s. At this moment, she is in a half-sitting and lying position, with her chest sticking out of the water. The light is refracted and distorted, which naturally makes her abdomen and legs more eye-catching.

If it weren't for strict exercise and high self-discipline, most people, regardless of gender, would have a "swimming ring" on their abdomens, reflecting the inevitable helplessness of entering middle age. Perhaps thanks to the magic, the body in front of me didn't have much fat and was very beautiful.

But she didn't dare to continue looking.

She felt that the owner of this body had noticed that she was awake.

After enjoying the water pressure massage on her skin, Miss Watson slowly emerged from the water, and the familiar scene of the hot spring pool appeared before her eyes. Looking forward, Miss Watson saw another member in the pool, Ms. Yao, who was leaning against the wall of the hot spring pool with her eyes closed, looking like she was asleep.

But looking at the goblet in her hand, this woman was obviously not unconscious. Her maid uniform was neatly folded on the stone next to Master Ancient One, and there was a lace necklace hanging on the top of the maid's lace-up leather shoes.

...No, what's wrong with this woman?

Why does this expression look familiar?

"woke up?"

Hearing the sound of water, Master Ancient One opened his eyes: "You've slept all day, do you feel better?"

"It's indeed much better now. Thank you for your help." Miss Watson muttered to herself, glancing at the woman's chest obscurely, and took two cautious steps closer: "Did I do something when I was asleep? Why do you always have this expression when I wake up after you knock me unconscious?"

"You didn't do anything."

The smile on the woman's face became even more intense.

“So I did do something.”

Miss Watson didn't believe her this time, but she didn't dare to ask any more questions. Anyway, with her current fighting power, it would be difficult to cause harm to Ms. Yao no matter what she did. Unless this woman wanted to die, there were really not many people who could kill her.

There was silence by the pool for a while. Miss Watson opened her mouth hesitantly, then swallowed her words back. The tiny snowflakes drifted slowly and merged into the rising steam, forming a beautiful picture that was almost stagnant. At least it would be very suitable for a dynamic desktop on a computer.

She carefully looked at the young face of the woman. After soaking in the hot spring water, the difference between the face in front of her and the past became more obvious. If it were not for the voice and the bald head, it would be difficult to associate it with the image of the Ancient One. Miss Watson was a little...

I don’t know where to put my eyes.

"What else do you want to ask?"

Ms. Yao turned and looked at her, the smile on her face still intact.

There is an inexplicable danger.

You won’t hit me suddenly, will you?

Miss Watson tried to hold it back for a few times, but finally couldn't help it: "What's wrong with your face?"

After that, she squatted down, leaving only half of her head above the water, and covered her forehead with her left and right hands. The splashing water made Ms. Yao laugh out loud, and she didn't answer the question, but just took two sips of the wine from the goblet, and then the wine in the goblet filled up again.

"Do you have any more... this kind of wine glass? One that can produce its own whiskey? Michelle will definitely like it." Seeing that the woman was not going to make a move, Miss Watson stood up again and immediately shook her head: "Forget it, forget it, I don't want her to become a drunkard. She is already addicted to alcohol... Um, then I'll leave first. I have to go back to London."

"Don't you want to soak for a while?"

"No, my girlfriend is waiting for me."

"Sleeping won't completely solve the problem, Watson, you need to face your predicament." Master Ancient One ruffled Miss Watson's hair. I don't know if she was wearing makeup, but her eyes looked a little dark. "You can ask others for help, but in the end you still have to rely on yourself."

No, don't raise your hand...

"Yes, yes, face difficulties with a smile, persistence is victory, see you later."

Trying her best to control her gaze, Miss Watson climbed up the shore with her hands and feet, quickly dried her tentacles, sat on the rock and put on her clothes. After getting dressed, she couldn't wait to run more than ten meters away, took a last look at the back in the pool, turned around and used the ring to open the passage to Kamar-Taj, preparing to go to her room to get her luggage first.

I feel uncomfortable taking a hot spring bath with this woman.

Probably only a certain cow would find the thought process interesting. He tried every possible means to persuade Ms. Yao to turn into a younger form and go into the hot spring with him. In the end, he failed and was severely beaten.

To be honest, the young version of Ms. Yao in front of me is indeed very good-looking.

But it really felt weird, and I couldn't tell what was wrong... Anyway, Miss Watson had no intention of releasing the cow in her body just now, and her intuition told her that this was simply courting death.

The portal closed, and Miss Watson stood on the Kamar-Taj teleportation array.

She touched her ear and frowned.

Why is there a child's noise? It sounds familiar...

The fuck is getting closer.

To suffer.

"Wow!" A little baby girl stumbled in from the door, followed by Uncle Hamil with a smile on his face like a daisy - and several wizards of different ages, who followed the little baby girl with a smile on their faces, following her wherever she ran.

"What are you doing?" Miss Watson looked at the little baby girl Angela approaching her. She didn't dodge, but just rolled her eyes and let the little girl hold her legs tightly.

"Angela can walk!"

Uncle Hamil clapped his hands. "Look at you! You've obviously never raised a child! Isn't this worth celebrating? I'm going to borrow a camera tomorrow. I should have taken some pictures of Angela a long time ago!"

"Yes Yes Yes."

Miss Watson bent down and picked up Angela to prevent her saliva from sticking to her stockings: "Why, do you still remember me?"

"fertile!"

"Watson."

"Wo...sa!"

"... Watson."

"Vosa!"

"as long as you are happy."

"Giggle, giggle, giggle, giggle!"

Angela giggled and waved her arms to touch the pretty face in front of her. Miss Watson resisted for a while, but then let her touch her: "Doesn't this little devil live in the New York Temple? How did you get her to Kamar-Taj? What happened in New York?"

"Look at what you're saying." Uncle Hamil pointed at the wizards behind him and said, "Now that Angela can walk, of course she should go out for a walk. It just so happens that everyone wants to meet her, and it's almost the Spring Festival, right? She should walk around more."

"Does the Sorcerer Supreme know about this?"

"Of course the Sorcerer Supreme knows. She allowed it. Otherwise, how do you think I would dare to bring Angela here?" Mage Hamil took two steps closer and looked left and right: "Watson boy, you didn't look very good when you came back yesterday? What happened?"

"Change the subject."

"Okay, you should spend more time with Angela. Don't forget that you rescued her."

"Yes, yes, I rescued her from Raccoon City, but I didn't expect this scene today." Miss Watson pinched Angela's chubby little face and wanted to hand her to the old wizard, but the little baby girl refused to let go and looked like she was about to cry.

"Why do you still want to come home with me?" Miss Watson rolled her eyes and made the little girl laugh again. Then she heard Uncle Hamil say, "I'm afraid you'll have to take Angela away for a few days, maybe a week, because we're very busy this Spring Festival and don't have enough people to take care of her."

"...Can you say that again?"

"You heard me, we're busy."

Mage Hamil shook his head. "This is the last Spring Festival of the 20th century. I'm not talking about cultural customs. I mean that every time such an important time node comes, the conflict between dimensions will intensify, and the mages who were injured some time ago are still recovering... Oh, we have an important annual meeting with the East Country representatives at the Hong Kong Temple next week. I can't be absent, so are you okay?"

"No? There's a problem! A big problem!" Miss Watson's eyes widened: "Do you think I look like someone who can take care of a child?"

"Haven't you taken care of her several times?"

Snapped!

Miss Watson slapped herself in the face in frustration.

"Hehehehe!" Angela laughed happily.

......

After eating a meal in the Kamar-Taj cafeteria and being dragged around by Uncle Hamill for more than two hours, Miss Watson finally walked into the portal. In addition to her backpack, she also had a large hand-trolley suitcase, but the suitcase was actually full of baby supplies.

As for the little baby girl Angela, she was hanging on her chest.

It was evening in London at this moment, and it was raining as usual.

Umbrellas crisscross the streets, creating a looping picture that can be used as a computer wallpaper.

Miss Watson put on a mask and held an umbrella as she walked onto the sidewalk. She did not choose to take a taxi, but took out her cell phone and made a call while walking. Strictly speaking, these seven or eight cell phones and the accompanying chargers were Miss Watson's main luggage. She had too many identities.

The first call was to Savic to find out about Vesaniko's recent situation and tell him that he was just busy and not dead in some corner. By the way, he confirmed that the intelligence team had successfully completed its mission in Bratislava. The second call was to Michela to tell his two girlfriends that he would go home tonight and not to cause any trouble.

The third call was to his agent, Frey, asking if he had been so anxious about his disappearance that he had been admitted to a mental hospital.

As a result, the guy went to see a psychiatrist.

Symptoms are anxiety and insomnia.

Upon learning that Jessica was about to return to London, Fred, a grown man, burst into tears on the other end of the phone, shouting and begging Jessica not to play missing again, and at least to have a mobile phone that could make overseas calls when traveling abroad.

The call lasted more than ten minutes.

In the end, Miss Watson had to end the call on the grounds that her phone was out of battery.

Some men are simply terrible when they are coaxed.

You didn't lose any money, you're crying like a bubble teapot. Think about how you used to be so elegant and confident, but now you've become a sissy...

"fertile!"

Angela in the chest shouted.

"doing what?"

"......fertile!"

I can't take this little cub home.

Miss Watson thought for a moment, took out the fourth phone from her backpack, and dialed a number. After a long beep, a slightly unfamiliar female voice came from the other end: "Watson? Hi! You haven't called me for a while. Where are you? How are you doing recently?"

"I'm in London." Miss Watson shook her umbrella. "Peggy, your voice sounds different."

"You really should come see me."

Peggy said with a smile: "You will find that I am different from the last time we met."

"Well, I guess, uh...I need your help."

"Of course. What trouble are you in?"

After a moment of silence, Miss Watson gritted her teeth and sighed: "Can you help me take care of a little baby girl? She is only over one year old, and the care time is about a week..."

"Oh my God!" A voice on the other end of the phone exclaimed, "Watson! When did you have a child?! Why didn't you tell me earlier?!"

"It's not my child!!!"

Miss Watson screamed, attracting the attention of the whole street.