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Chapter 44 Purely fictional
[Xiao Xiao was also attracted by the thunder. He raised his head and looked up. He was afraid that someone would imitate him, so he quickly said: "TV dramas are just like watching movies and dancing. They are all artificial performances. When you are sick, you should go to a doctor. Don't imitate TV dramas." Here!”]
The doctors breathed a sigh of relief: They said that when lightning strikes, it will only burn them black, so how can they cure the disease?
Ordinary people watching and listening to the excitement: It’s not true...
Practitioners who engage in superstitious activities: Anchor, I don’t want you to ruin people’s wealth like this!
[As for the stone circle, Tong Zhan couldn't push the big stone mill for a long time. Later, Tong Xin used his skills to clap his hands and accidentally broke the stone mill, but he finally pushed it.
The stone mill rotates, and the stone figures around the Tai Chi diagram also move slowly on the circular track. There is a ding-dong sound, and the special silver liquid fills the concave lines of the diagram. ]
This hand really shocked everyone. They didn't expect that Tongxin, a young man who looked childish and whose mind was seriously inconsistent with his age, would strike so quickly. The palm was struck firmly and hard, and the stone mill was pushed forward in an instant. .
Although the host has warned that it is all fake and just a performance, people who are really fascinated by the show cannot listen to this.
Meng Tian: Our Da Qin soldiers need such talents!
Liu Che: My Yulin Army also needs talents who are both good-looking and capable of fighting!
An unknown person named Zhang: Ah, I really want to ask such a talented person from the sky to assassinate Ying Zheng. It will definitely be successful...
[The elder brother over there rushed to the scene of praying to heaven. When he saw the chaos in the scene, he had no choice but to jump and the person disappeared in the sky in an instant.
At first, Yin Xiu muttered what kind of Kung Fu it was, but soon everyone said, "It's the Dragon God Kung Fu!"
The clan leader lying on the ground wanted to stop him, but he could only be helplessly dragged down by his body and could not speak.
The second and third sons here were extremely excited. Looking at the positioning coordinates on the map, they opened the passage that had been closed for 500 years and performed a Tai Chi dance in front of the stone formation in front of everyone.]
Children who are addicted to watching dramas: Dragon Magic is so awesome! The name is also great, and so is the use!
Adults: emmm, it is very powerful, but isn’t that Tai Chi stone? Why didn’t the two brothers get knocked over when they jumped on it, and they were immediately killed?
[The flying sword was finally stopped, and the boss, who fell back to the ground, hurried to his father. A group of gray-haired elders gathered around him, and they all asked him if he was a dragon god.
After the clan leader and others left, the boss admitted his mistake with a guilty look on his face. He promised his father not to use this dragon magic skill so easily.
The old father shook his head: "Stop talking... It's been five hundred years. The ancestors of the Tong family have been hiding in Shuiyue Cave for five hundred years... Could it be that this is God's will... It's really God's will..."
The eldest son wondered why he couldn't use it in front of his clan members.
His father didn't reply to him and only asked him to find the second child, Tong Zhan.
The eldest brother, who couldn't figure out the reason, was helpless. His father was more important, so he went to find his younger brother first. ]
Under the canopy, this scene instantly sparked conspiracy theories among many people.
Li Yuan thought, maybe there was something wrong with the clan leader that he felt sorry for, otherwise why wouldn't he let his eldest son use it in front of the clan members.
Li Shimin always remembered that the eldest son had the same face as Long Teng, and he had a magical guess: Maybe the eldest son was not from the Tong family, so he looked like he wanted to find his second son before he died.
Li Chengqian felt that the Dragon God Kung Fu was really powerful, and he also wanted to learn this kind of Kung Fu. In the future, it would be great to fly into the sky and let green birds admire him and beg him to take him to the sky.
[The two brothers here screamed and fell from the sky. They climbed up in the bamboo forest and patted the fallen leaves on their bodies. Before they knew where they were, they met someone shouting for help. When they went over, they saw that the passerby was stabbed to death by a sharp bamboo raft. , and then several swords flew out and passed them by.
Tong Xin, who had never been outside, felt scared and wanted to go home, but Tong Zhan was determined to get the blood Ruyi to save his father, so he pulled his brother on the road and left. ]
Li Yuan, Kangxi: What a filial son!
Liu Bei also nodded: He has not been out for five hundred years, but he dared to run out regardless of danger to save his father. His filial piety is commendable, his filial piety is commendable!
Liu Chan: Passers-by called for help and the help disappeared. What happened to those flying swords? It feels like there are dangers outside Shuiyue Cave.
[The white-haired old man walks in front, and the curly-haired young man follows behind.
"Yin Xiu, do you really not know where Tong Zhan and Tong Xin are? When they went out this morning, they said they were looking for you."
"These two dead boys." Yin Xiu scolded him when he stopped. Then he looked at the young man and smiled, saying that they might go somewhere else if they couldn't find him.
The boss looked at him and said, "How noble are you this year?"
"One hundred and fifty-eight. What for?" Yin Xiu finished answering and looked at him carefully.
The young man smiled: "One hundred and fifty-eight. I think you don't know, but you have forgotten." After saying that, he took the old man's hand, stood on the ground and threw him to the branch easily.
The old man complained that he was afraid of heights and clung to the branches with all his limbs, singing to the cheerful music, which was very interesting. ]
"One hundred and fifty-eight..." Ying Zheng's eyelids twitched as he had not found a single elixir of life so far. He looked at the old man with gray hair, rosy face and a few wrinkles at the corners of his eyes, and wanted to ask the anchor for the medicine. The thought came up again.
What, you said that the TV series is fictional, so what does it have to do with the anchor? How do you know if she has it without asking?
The old man, who may not even be fifty-eight, looked at the hermit's experience, his hunched back trembled, and he became very angry when he saw his children and grandchildren at home who were still laughing non-stop.
Why are you laughing? What’s so funny about being treated like this at such an old age!
[Yin Xiu was helpless and finally said that they went to Yujian Villa. The eldest brother was stunned, then realized that the younger brothers had gone outside against their ancestors' instructions, and quickly asked him what he was doing there.
A red carpet was spread in front of the Yujian Villa, lights were decorated, and people came and went. Tong Zhan, who had arrived at Yujian Villa's throne transfer ceremony, had just smiled when he saw his younger brother being slapped in the face.
The childlike child who was curious and touched the colorful fabric outside looked innocent: "Second brother, why did she hit me?"
Tong Zhan: "Why are you pulling on someone's skirt?"
"The clothes people here wear are very strange, I want to see it." He said, hearing the hawking on the street, he quickly went to steal someone else's rattle to play with. ]
Everyone under the curtain: Is it possible that you are the one wearing strange clothes?
Now everyone believes that this is an act. How could there be ordinary people on the street wearing colorful clothes and looking so good around them, and there are also beautiful girls walking on the street.
People before the Song Dynasty looked at the various small stalls on the roadside around Yujian Villa and wondered how the market could be so casual.
There are also people who know some etiquette in every dynasty: Who are you, calling a villa's throne passing ceremony a grand ceremony? How brave is that?
[Tong Xin, who was chasing the ball, got into a carriage and was kicked out. Tong Zhan, who was about to ask for an explanation for his brother, was reprimanded by a beautiful girl who got off the carriage.
After the people left, he heard from his brother that the person who kicked him was not a girl, but a man.
Tong Zhan still wanted to find someone to settle the score, but when his brother called him, he immediately stopped.
"Forget it, dad's business is more important. Let's go."]
Li Yuan, who was already satisfied with his second son, nodded: "That's right, dad's matters are important, so hurry up and go to Yujian Villa."
Kangxi, who was also very satisfied with his second son, said: Now that I have remembered it, it is a good thing to care for your younger brother, but you should also remember the business.
[The people in the carriage just now also came to steal Ruyi's blood. The Tong brothers were outside listening to the sound through the wall to identify their position and were preparing to climb over the wall.
Then the childlike innocence chased the pigeon away with the blood dripping from the sky, and pulled out herbs to apply medicine to the pigeon's injured wings. Hearing the cooing of pigeons, he understood what the pigeons meant and volunteered to help deliver the message.
But Tong Zhan, who couldn't find his younger brother, decided to get blood first and crossed the high wall. Then he was regarded as a hired man by Neiyin of the mansion, and was also regarded as a hired man by the man who was following behind, who was obviously a man dressed as a woman. internal response. ]
Zhu Houzhao couldn't help laughing when he was alone in the dormitory: "These three groups of people are acting so unorganized! The spy recognized the wrong person, the real thief recognized the wrong spy, and Tong Zhan, who is also very smart, knows nothing about anything. I knew I would have such a good opportunity..."
In the dynasties where pigeons were not widely used to send messages: It turns out that there is still a way to send messages by pigeons. Write it down and try to catch pigeons tomorrow!
Professional pigeon breeder: Huh? Can he really understand the pigeons?
Everyone continued to watch and saw the "Second Master Yin" at the throne passing ceremony, and wondered why this looked a bit like the man in golden armor who had come back from the dead.
Continuing to look, I saw the woman dressed in men's clothing and said that they rushed out to get blood Ruyi, but kicked Tong Zhan down, and then shot out the wire to get it for himself. Fortunately, Tong Zhan grabbed Xue Ruyi in time and pulled it. She ripped it off. Both of them were holding on to Xue Ruyi with one hand, and were surrounded by soldiers and started fighting there.
Although it looks very good, the feudal rulers really have soldiers in their hands: they have no titles or official positions, they are just called Yujian Villa. Who dares to call the guards of the Villa "Iron Guards" and wear a uniform? Standard clothes, covered in iron armor, equipped with weapons... Is there no imperial court here?
And later, when Erye Yin came over, he asked him why he was wearing those clothes, whether his surname was Tong, and there were old injuries on his body... Are you really the same person you were five hundred years ago? Why can you live so long?
Finally, your Shuiyuedongtian magic circle can even catch people from such a distance. This is amazing. If a war breaks out and people are sent directly from the school field to their base camp, it will be a big win, okay?
After the exciting first episode ended, the anchor who had finished writing his composition also raised his head.
[Put down the pen, spread your arms slightly and move your shoulders.
"It's only over forty minutes, let's watch two more episodes. How about we draw 20 lucky viewers at the end?"]
Anchor, no problem, let’s continue with the next episode!
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