Elf: I have a deal with the big milk jug

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[A donkey who urges updates and transforms into a production team (* ?????????)=??????] Reminder again: If you feel good after reading the previous chapter, you must read it after reading Chapter 50, it is guaranteed to be exciting ! ! ! ...Text below.

"Brothers, I'm back..."

In the hut, a handsome young man with a haggard face turned on the camera.

"Hey! Why is it so early today?"

"Something's wrong, brothers. I think the host's expression doesn't look right... Based on my rich experience, I'm afraid it's due to overworking last night!"

"Is it so fast? Sure enough, if you are handsome, you can do whatever you want...He rushed to the big bed room of the couple's hotel on the first day??"

"Ahem...Xi Suo is overworked..."

Seeing the familiar IDs in the live broadcast room, Yan Xiao's tired eyes were filled with warmth again.

"Stop talking...Brother, I'm so sorry for cheating money and sex!" He said with a sad and angry look on his face.

Yan Xiao is a Pokémon game anchor. Last night, Chinese Valentine's Day, he left the broadcast early and went to find his girlfriend who he had been dating online for three days. Therefore, the old fans in the live broadcast room were very curious about his battle last night.

I just didn’t expect it to be such an answer!

"Hold the grass! Brothers with melons, hurry up and tell each other!"

"Wait, I'm going to call our entire dormitory! No, I'm going to the radio station to call the whole school!"

"Just be human, it's only eight o'clock in the morning..."

Yan Xiao: "??? No, why don't you have anyone to comfort me?"

"Comfort, what comfort? Let's not talk about cheating money. Let's just talk about cheating for sex. I went to the street and begged people to cheat, but no one paid attention to me..."

"I suggest the anchor download the national anti-fraud APP. I don't want to see you broadcast in a water prison in northern Myanmar next time..."

"Ahem, anchor, please explain in detail the process of sex fraud, so that we brothers can avoid being cheated next time?"

"I'm too lazy to expose you. Are you trying to avoid being deceived? You're just trying to get deceived! But why don't the anchors tell you, I have a friend..."

"This kind of person is a habitual offender at first glance. He may have deceived many people. Anchor, please go to the hospital prosecutor's office quickly to avoid contracting any disease..."

After seeing the last message, Yan Xiao was stunned: "No way..."

"That's how my brother passed away... What a tragedy! As a result, I'm not going to die very soon... Oh, it makes me cry if I talk about it too much!"

"Woc! There is a huge amount of information upstairs!"

"Oh my god, boys are out and about, and idle people are leaving!"

Yan Xiao was silent... To be honest, he drank too much yesterday and didn't feel anything. He just woke up with a sore back and waist...

I just remember that it's pretty white and pretty...

Thinking about it this way, it doesn't seem that bad?

Of course, to be on the safe side, he dragged his exhausted body to a small hospital.

Entering the consultation room, Yan Xiao got straight to the point: "Doctor, I'm here to do a fertility test."

The doctor didn't even raise his eyelids: "Let's take a picture downstairs and come back later."

"Oh okay...how much does it cost to take a photo?"

"Two hundred and five."

Seeing that the other party had no intention of seeking medical treatment, Yan Xiao had no choice but to walk out of the room.

This is how it is these days, if you are sick or not, take a photo first...

After a while, Yan Xiao returned with the film and asked nervously: "Doctor, can you see if there is anything wrong with me?"

The doctor pondered for a while and said: "Well...your disease...is rare!"

"What's the disease? How much does it cost?"

A wry smile appeared on Yan Xiao's face. He spent all the few savings he had on Chinese Valentine's Day yesterday, and now he only has a few hundred yuan left. He thought that the inspection would be easy, but he didn't expect that there was really a problem.

"You have a disease of poverty!" The doctor pointed to the chest area on the film: "Look, this is a typical case of enlarged conscience. It is recommended to remove it."

"Ah?" Yan Xiao was stunned: "Then what you just said is rare means..."

The doctor said sadly: "You are the only one I have ever seen who is as fat as you!"

Yan Xiao: .....

"Is there any problem if I don't cut it?"

"There's no problem, it's just that I helped an old lady and was blackmailed, I lost all my money in business, I was cheated of money and sex when I fell in love."

"Hiss...!" The corners of Yan Xiao's eyes twitched fiercely, and the words cheating for money and sex stung him deeply.

He continued to ask: "Will cutting this be useful...?"

"Of course it worked! Last time, an old man came over and asked me to do an operation. After the operation, he directly blackmailed our hospital, insisting that I cut an extra piece for him. In the end, it didn't even cost the operation fee, and he made a net profit of hundreds of thousands."

Yan Xiao:? ? ? ?

Is the effect so immediate?

Seeing that Yan Xiao was still hesitant, the doctor quickly increased his persuasion, and then several other doctors came in. Half pushing and half pushing Yan Xiao to the operating table.

Seeing the doctor take out the bright scalpel, Yan Xiao asked nervously: "What about doctor...Does this operation have a high success rate?"

"Of course it's high! Didn't you see that we are all jumping up and down~"

"Oh, all right..."

Yan Xiao just breathed a sigh of relief, and then he was stunned, his eyes widened...

"You mean...we doctors have all done the surgery?"

Doctor cuts off conscience → Unscrupulous doctor?

"Hold the grass!"

Yan Xiao was startled and suddenly felt a chill in his lower back. Unexpectedly, the cold scalpel had reached his waist!

This isn't a conscience resection surgery, it's just about removing his waist! !

Without any hesitation, Yan Xiao jumped up from the hospital bed, kicked several doctors away, and jumped out of the open window!

His movements were smooth and flowing, and before leaving, he didn't forget to turn around and wave goodbye: "Bye bye!"

The chief surgeon was stunned and reminded: "Hey, the operating room is on the 18th floor!"

Yan Xiao looked down. The altitude of tens of meters made him a little dizzy, and he yelled: "Why the hell didn't you tell me earlier!"

However, his voice could no longer be heard. The strong wind roared and with a "bang", Yan Xiao's consciousness fell into darkness...

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"Hey! Big lazy boy, wake up!"

A sweet voice sounded from Yan Xiao's ears. He opened his eyes in a daze and subconsciously said, "You are the one with a fat conscience. Your whole family is fat!"

The little girl with pink hair and pink eyes in front of her could not help but frown: "Yan Xiao, what are you talking about? I have a fat conscience? Me?"

The little girl looked down at her gift, and she was a little concerned that she couldn't even see her toes.

Could it be that... Yan Xiao dislikes herself for being fat?

"Little tits, hit him!"

"Yes!" The big pink and black cow next to the girl raised its hoof and hit Yan Xiao.

"Huh?" Yan Xiao was stunned, and then realized that this was not the ward where he was lying. Before he could continue to think, Niu Hoo had already kissed that delicate face vigorously...

"Hey Zhicao! It hurts, it hurts..."

"Hmph, you are talking nonsense, get up and work quickly, otherwise the big milk cans will be angry!"

The girl crossed her arms and sounded commanding.

Yan Xiao was stunned for a moment, smiled bitterly, and then realized that he was dreaming again.

As early as six years ago, he traveled to this world on the day he jumped off the building.

This dream world of Pokémon.

And the girl with milky-white skin in front of her is none other than Xiaoqian, the owner of the Manjin Gym in the Johto area!