Live fortune telling: too accurate a fortune teller becomes a public enemy in the mysterious world

Zhong Li hurried down the mountain and when he arrived at City A, Xiao Chen was already waiting at the airport.

Today is New Year's Eve, and there are not many people at the airport. As soon as we get out of the station, we see him waiting anxiously with his head raised.

When he saw her, he jumped up excitedly and waved.

"Sister, here, here!"

A group of passers-by looked at her, and Zhong Li hurriedly pulled on her mask and fisherman hat, wrapping herself tightly.

"Let's go, let's talk in the car."

Xiao Chen took the luggage from her hand and led her towards the parking lot.

After getting in the car, she took off her mask and saw that Xiao Chen had lost weight and his face looked haggard.

"What's going on? You look like you've been sucked dry by a female ghost. You threw away the talisman I gave you before?"

"No, it's thanks to your talisman that you saved my whole family's lives!" He said with a scared look on his face.

"Sister, I'm really sorry to interrupt your trip."

Zhong Li waved his hand: "Let's not talk about this for now. What you said on the phone this morning was confusing and unclear. Now tell me in detail, what is going on?"

Xiao Chen lit the car, took a deep breath, and then said slowly: "Didn't you give me a holiday a few days ago? My family was happy, so they said they would kill a few chickens and prepare them for me to eat when I get home. My family The chickens are all raised by my grandma herself and have never been fed with feed, so the meat is delicious."

"My dad happily took the knife and went to the chicken house. Who knew that the chicken house, which is usually buzzing, would be quiet that day. My dad noticed something was wrong, so he rushed in with the knife."

"I didn't expect that when I entered the chicken room, there was blood all over the floor. The chicken that had been bitten to death was still twitching. My dad's eyes turned red with anger when he saw a huge weasel in the corner, covered in blood. , biting a fat cock and dragging it out of the cave."

"Perhaps it ate too much and the hole was made smaller. It was blocked at the entrance of the hole. My father was so angry that he chopped it into pieces with a knife."

"That weasel was very big, and it had a bunch of beautiful gray hairs on its forehead. My dad took it home. He originally wanted to skin it and sell it, but he didn't want it to be stolen by another weasel that ran out of nowhere without anyone paying attention. gone."

Zhong Li was heartbroken, looked at him and asked, "You mean, your father chopped up a weasel with gray fur on its head?"

Xiao Chen swallowed and nodded helplessly: "Yes, I chopped it up and planned to peel it and eat the meat, but it was stolen."

"Is there something going on at home now?"

"Yeah!" He responded dully.

Zhong Li rolled his eyes at him, could nothing happen?

Huang Xian'er, the most vengeful among the five immortals, was beaten to death by him, but he still wanted to skin and eat his flesh. It would be a genius not to have a falling out!

Seeing that she didn't sleep well, Xiao Chen thoughtfully put down the seat for her and let her relax for a while.

When she woke up, the car had arrived at the entrance of the village.

Zhong Li looked out of the car window. The old man who was leaning against the window and looking in with a big toothless smile shrank back a little.

She looked at him with some confusion: "Xiao Chen, are these your relatives?"

"Hey, hey! Well, sister, that's my grandma in front of me. She's a little hard of hearing. I said I was going to pick up my boss, but she thought I was picking up my wife, so she brought all the old people in the village to show off. Sister, that , don’t be angry, I really didn’t mean it!”

He clasped his hands together and kept apologizing.

Time was running out at the time, and he didn't have time to slowly explain to his grandma.

Who knew that in just a moment, her old man would gather the whole village and come here to pick her up?

Zhong Li was so angry that she raised her hand and threw the bag in her hand at him, "Repay my wife? Even if I'm your ancestor, I think you're too young. You damn kid, just make trouble for me!"

Xiao Chen yelled while hiding: "Sister, sister, be gentle, you are made of iron, my flesh hurts."

"Hey, let's start a fight! This little girl looks so good, but she's also very vicious!"

"It's better to be fierce, it's better to be fierce! Only the girls at this time can control the boys by being fierce!"

"That's right, a henpecked kid will get rich!"

The windows of the car were not that soundproof, and those old ladies had loud voices. All their words fell on Zhong Li’s ears, leaving her speechless!

However, this was just the beginning. When she got out of the car, she was about to explode on the spot.

"Oh! This little boy looks so good!..."

"Sister, no! Oh, elder sister, that's not right either. Oh, grandma, don't pull my sleeves. Oh, no, don't take off my hat! ..."

Seeing Zhong Li being pulled around by a group of old ladies and spinning around dizzy, Xiao Chen squatted on the ground, holding his stomach and laughing.

It was the first time he saw his new boss in such a mess. If he wasn't afraid that she would fall out, he would have really wanted to take a photo of it with his phone and send it to her for her own viewing later.

"Snapped!"

"Oh my God! This good baby has such a big butt. The butt is big and perky. She will definitely be fertile in the future!"

"Ah!....Xiao Chen!...."

Zhong Li was hurriedly pulling back her clothes. Before she could take a breath, someone enthusiastically slapped her butt, causing her whole body to explode!

She jumped up on the spot, looking at a group of cheerful old ladies, she was really at a loss.

After living a long life, this was the first time since her adulthood that someone touched her buttocks, which made her angry and embarrassed.

But these old people were full of good intentions, but she couldn't do anything, so she could only helplessly avoid their enthusiasm.

Xiao Chen saw her hair blowing up and knew that she was going crazy. He didn't dare to touch the tiger's beard anymore, so he hurriedly ran up to help get everyone away.

"Hey, ladies, misunderstanding, misunderstanding! This is my boss, my boss! You are so enthusiastic, don't scare others, it will be a disaster if you don't pay me my salary later!"

"Oh, Jiabao is on the verge of success! He's found a girlfriend from his boss, she's quite rich!"

"What? Let Jiabao be the boss? This girl is so filial! She's so good!..."

Zhong Li's eyes widened in shock and he looked at Xiao Chen.

He pursed his lips and shrugged, looking helpless. It was obvious that he was already accustomed to the deafness of these old ladies.

The two of them finally dragged their suitcases in embarrassment, broke through the old lady's enthusiastic clutches, and arrived at Xiao Chen's house at the foot of the mountain.

As soon as they arrived at the yard, they saw bloody footprints all over the yard. Xiao Chen's mother was furiously carrying water to flush the ground, almost pouring a basin of water onto Zhong Li's feet.

"Mom, please watch carefully, you almost splashed my boss!"

"Hey, boss, hello, boss! I didn't see you guys coming over. Didn't the water pour on you?"

Xiao Chen's mother was a little embarrassed. She dropped the basin in her hand, wiped her hands on her pants twice, and hurried forward to pick up Zhong Li's suitcase.

Xiao Chen looked at the blood stains on the ground in the yard and frowned: "Mom, didn't I tell you when I left that I should clean up the house quickly? Why is it still a mess?"

"That's because I didn't clean it up! I just finished cleaning it up, so I wanted to prepare a meal and wait for you."

"The gang of rat skinners who have killed thousands of swords came here to make trouble again. This time they not only killed the chickens, but also bitten the rhubarb!"