Scumbags also have their spring: I became a heartthrob

"Haha, Master, it really works!"

"I feel that my stomach is much better. It is not so bloated or painful anymore. Moreover, my whole body is warm. It feels so good and comfortable. Why is it so magical?"

At dawn, Xiaoqiang opened his eyes suddenly, looked at the bad old man next to him, touched his belly, and said happily.

The old man said with a smile: "It's not because you have already memorized all the scriptures that the effect is so good. Don't be lazy and continue to memorize chapter by chapter. The effect will be even better."

Xiaoqiang was overjoyed and laughed wildly, "Haha":

"Hahaha, I don't know that I have memorized the "Tao Te Ching" for so many years. I thought it was of no use at all, but it actually has the miraculous effect of digesting food and strengthening the spleen! It turns out that it is really a waste! In the future, I will have a son. If he doesn't eat seriously, I will teach him to recite the Tao Te Ching every day, hahaha..."

"The ancestor's scriptures are the highest spiritual teachings of the Taoist sect. You brat, you actually want to use them to coax your son to eat. You evil disciple, evil disciple, I am really speechless!" The old man said with a black line on his face, and cursed in his heart.

Xiaoqiang didn't know that at this time, the power of nine thunder and lightning were all concentrated in his Dantian. Just as old man Zao said, he had eaten too much and hadn't digested it yet.

His burst of "hahaha" laughter seemed to have the power of thunder and lightning, deafening, like thunder, like the roar of a dragon, it really shocked the world and made ghosts and gods cry!

When the ferocious beasts around him heard his wild laughter, they quickly hid away!

Even the old man was shocked when he heard his burst of laughter. He quickly covered his ears with his hands and looked at him in surprise!

"Which kid is yelling on the mountain? You disturbed my aunt's cleansing. If I don't tear you apart and feed you to the wild wolves in the mountains today, my aunt will write your name upside down and pronounce it the other way around!"

Before you see the person, hear the voice first!

Xiaoqiang saw a purple afterimage suddenly rushing up from the bottom of the mountain.

Where the afterimage fell, he saw a sixteen or seventeen-year-old girl, wearing a purple dress. She was pretty and her figure was hotter than her temper. She was staring at him fiercely with a pair of beautiful big eyes.

The anger of the girl in purple skirt was completely written on her beautiful face.

"Beauty! Another beauty! She still has long legs!" Xiaoqiang's eyes widened when he saw the beautiful woman, and he secretly praised in his heart, "She is even more beautiful than my goddess Lili!"

Although Xiaoqiang was thinking this in his heart, he quickly said: "Beautiful sister, a gentleman talks but doesn't do anything. Don't come over here!"

The girl in the purple skirt was practicing quietly at the foot of the mountain when she suddenly heard Xiaoqiang laughing wildly "Hahaha". Her mind was shaken and she almost went crazy. The anger in her heart came out involuntarily and she was furious.

But now, seeing Xiaoqiang's eyes staring at the plumpest part of her body without blinking, her face turned red due to anger and shyness, she clenched her fists tightly, and roared loudly:

"You bastard, where are your eyes looking? Be careful, my aunt will take off your two eyeballs and kick them as balls!"

Xiaoqiang shivered with fright and almost fell to the ground. He thought to himself: "I have seen violent women, but I have never seen such a violent woman! I will teach her a lesson if I have the chance."

"Crazy girl, stop being so rude!"

The woman in the purple skirt was just about to take action to show off the stinky gangster in front of her, but she stopped immediately when the old man yelled like this.

Only then did she see the old man sitting next to her, and she suddenly became as gentle as a little sheep: "Master, didn't you go away to wander around? When did you come back? Disciple, I give you my regards!"

Xiaoqiang did not expect that although the girl in the purple skirt had a hot temper, she was surprisingly gentle to the old man.

She was once an orphan, living on the streets, starving and freezing. It was Old Man Zao who took her in, gave her a warm home, and taught her martial arts. Old Man Zao is her reborn parent!

The old man looked at her, and then said: "Crazy girl, when my master went out to travel this time, you didn't bully your senior brother less at home, right?"

The girl in the purple skirt looked at the bad old man, then lowered her head and said with a guilty conscience: "I don't dare, the master is aware of it."

Xiaoqiang raised his head and looked at the girl in the purple skirt quietly. Seeing her embarrassment, he felt very happy and said to himself: "Son, aren't you very fierce in front of me? You can show me how fierce you are! "

"Is there anything else you don't dare to do? Let me say Tiantian, no matter whether you write your name backwards or pronounce it backwards, what other tricks can you come up with? A big girl's family is full of turmoil all day long. How unbecoming?" The old man looked at Tiantian with a sullen face and said unhappily.

The girl in the purple skirt lowered her head, looked at the ground, and muttered: "Master, I really didn't bully my senior brother. Besides, my senior brother has gone out to practice. Even if I want to bully him, I can't!"

"Lotus Leaf Tian Tian Qing Zhao Shui, Tian Tian, ​​what a poetic name, what a good name, but her temper is too hot, and she is a bit violent. You should stay away from her in the future! Cherish your little life and stay away from violent women!" Xiaoqiang He secretly cursed in his heart.

"Tiantian, come here, I will introduce you to my teacher. This is the disciple I just took in, and he is your little junior brother. Oh, by the way, I haven't given your little junior brother a name yet? I want to be a teacher. He is an innate fire spirit. He was born in the Xia family. His first name will be Xia Yi and his nickname will be Huo'er." Old Man Zao pointed at Xiaoqiang and said to the girl in the purple skirt.

"Xia Yi? Master Xia? Isn't this a homophonic joke? Wouldn't it be better if the nickname was Xiao Yiyi (little grandpa)? What is Huo'er?" Xia Yi secretly cursed in his heart, but flattered him, "This is a great name. It sounds nice and is meaningful at the same time. Master, you are really an outstanding literary and talented person!"

As the saying goes, you are not afraid of flatterers, but you are afraid of flatterers who are educated!

Xiaoqiang's compliments made the old man feel sweet. He laughed and said, "You brat, you are quite good at talking."

After the old man finished speaking, he pointed at the girl in the purple skirt and said to Xiaoqiang: "Huo'er, this is your senior sister Tian Tian. You must have a good relationship with your senior sister from now on."

Xiaoqiang nodded, then clasped his fists and said, "Hello, beautiful senior sister Tian Tian. I offended you just now. Please forgive me. Junior brother is new here. Please take care of me, beautiful senior sister."

Tiantian's face turned slightly red, and he clasped his fists and said, "Junior brother, senior sister was impulsive just now. Senior sister is here to apologize to you."

Seeing that the relationship between the two junior brothers had finally eased, the old man smiled slightly and said to Tian Tian, ​​"Junior brother is here for pain, not for beating, you know?"

Tiantian smiled awkwardly, nodded and said: "Master, my disciple knows. From now on, I will definitely love my little junior brother as much as I love my own brother."