I Become a God: Playing with Beasts

More than a month has passed since Zhang Yan came back.

During this period, Luren Store remained as calm as usual.

But today, it was lively here.

Zhang Yan poked his head out of the window and said, "Why are there so many people queuing up at the Luren store today? Are they giving out eggs?"

He came to Deeren's shop with doubts.

I saw an extra sign at the door, which read:

"Lu! Lucky Pixiu, 5 yuan/hand."

"Pfft!" Zhang Yan covered his mouth and chuckled.

"It seems like it's Pippi. He's going to be in trouble today~"

"Zhang Yan!"

Suddenly, a familiar female voice came from the queue. Zhang Yan glanced around and found that it was September.

"Ha, September, why are you here?" Zhang Yan walked over slightly excitedly.

"Hehe, the advertisement board downstairs usually only displays clothing advertisements of a certain brand. Yesterday, surprisingly, it was replaced by an advertisement for 'The mythical beast Pixiu, have fun masturbating'. I came here because I was a little curious." Jiu. Yue said playfully.

"What? I think you just came here because you had nothing to do." Zhang Yan said with a smile.

"Aren't you going to work today?"

"Work~hehe," September covered her mouth and snickered.

"Xiaotian bit the boss's body (and also bitten the electric wire, the company has no power now). He has to repair it, so he gives us a day off today."

"Oh? Will Xiaotian be okay?"

"What's wrong with him? He just had one month's salary deducted."

"That's it, that's good."

"By the way, are you going to the Lu Ren store?" Jiuyue looked expectant.

"Yes, I plan to go and see Pippi, the Pixiu on the sign. We know each other."

"Okay, you go ahead. By the way, do you want to go to the city to play later?"

"Well, okay. Then wait for me later."

"okay."

Zhang Yan waved his hand towards Jiuyue and entered Luren's shop.

As soon as he entered, he saw that Si Xiang had already "tied up" Pippi and was giving him instructions.

"Good morning, Si unlike, why are there so many people at the door today?" Zhang Yan stepped forward to say hello.

"Oh, it's Jiuyan. I have something to do today, let's talk about it later."

After saying that, Si Xiang hurriedly carried Pippi to the exhibition table on the left, and then went out to greet the guests.

Seeing this, Zhang Yan went into the inner room to rest and listen to what was going on outside.

Soon, Sibubu's hearty voice came in.

"Everyone, please take a look! Let me show you the correct way to touch Pixiu!"

Si Xiang said, holding down the struggling Pippi, and read aloud:

"When you touch the head of Pixiu, good luck will come. Oh, everyone, be careful. Our store will not be responsible for any bites."

"Damn it, I don't look like you..." Pippi endured the numbness on her feet and struggled to speak.

"Two touches on Pi Xiu's back, and wealth will roll in. Three touches on Pi Xiu's buttocks, and you will walk smoothly across the mountains. If Pi Xiu has no buttocks, you don't have to worry about hygiene~"

"SiBiBi ~ I'm going to eat you..." Pippi was lying limply on the table, muttering bad words about SiBiBi.

Si unlike ignored Pippi's protest throughout the whole process and introduced to everyone: "Dear readers, after touching it, you will get a blessing hand. If you buy a lottery ticket and find a partner, you will be surprised. Come and try it~"

After saying that, everyone stepped forward one after another.

"Wow, it feels great~"

"Ahaha, cute plush~"

"Let me touch it! Touch it!"

"I want to touch it too!"

Among a group of guests, many came because of the name Pixiu and hoped that they could be lucky, but there were also some who simply liked plush stuffed animals.

So after the reception was over, Pippi's limbs had been ruined and stiff, and her whole body was shaking. She was still mumbling something. If you listen carefully, you can hear that she was cursing Sibei.

Seeing Pippi's misery, well, Zhang Yan pretended not to have seen it.

After touching the Pixiu in September with satisfaction, Zhang Yan went to the city to play with her.

After a while, Pippi resumed his movements and stood up.

Feeling the coolness coming from its buttocks and back, it trembled and looked at its back, "The hair is gone. It looks different! Look, the hair is gone!! It's still cool on the butt~"

Pippi felt aggrieved as he spoke. At this time, Master Rabbit also appeared from another corner, hiding his hands behind his back. He looked at Pippi and said sympathetically:

"Hey, I'm so bald."

"Well~ Master Rabbit is here too." Pippi whimpered and looked towards him after hearing Master Rabbit's words.

But in the next second, Sibi's words made it irritable again.

"Master Rabbit also bought Luxiu coupons, which are double the price~"

"Hehe, haha."

Now that the four differences were clear, Mr. Rabbit had no choice but to show his hidden hands and jump up with his left and right feet happily.

"Ah! You are all bastards, wuwuwuwu." Pippi lowered his head, and big tears flowed from his eyes.

Seeing this, Mr. Rabbit also stopped showing off.

"Pippi, calm down first. The top priority is to solve the problem of hair loss..."

"Don't worry, I have a solution."

Halfway through what Mr. Rabbit said, he was interrupted by Si Xiang.

I saw Si Xiang taking out a bottle: "Fairy special-effect hair tonic, it can also be used by mythical animals."

"Hmm," Mr. Rabbit said in confusion, "Does this work?"

"Of course, this is the treasure of King Tota. I bought it from Nezha with great difficulty. (In fact, Nezha stole Li Jing's and was bought by Sixiang when he planned to destroy it.)"

However, this hair tonic is not an ordinary product. Si unlike telling Pippi that there were many treasures in the store was not a lie.

Fourthly, there are indeed many rare items in this Luren store.

Ahem, let's get back to the topic. This magical hair tonic is no different from ordinary hair tonic, except that it contains an additional ingredient, "Three Lights Divine Water".

Tsk tsk, this is incredible. Let’s talk about this three-light divine water...

Ahem, ahem, I'm off topic, let's get back to the real story.

I saw Si unlike opening the bottle cap and squeezing towards the bald area, but unfortunately he didn't squeeze out for a long time.

"Huh?" Si Xiang shook the bottle and tried to squeeze again.

This time it came out smoothly, but the quantity was a bit large.

"Ah! It's so cold!"

"Ok?"

Master Rabbit felt that he had poured a little too much, so he lowered his head and looked carefully.

"Why no response?"

Si Xiang looked at Pipi's back and then looked at the instruction manual. It did say that it can be used by any species.

But the next moment, strands of hair appeared on Pippi's back, and then grew rapidly, covering the heads of Si unlike and Tu Ye with just one brush.

"Did you pour too much?" Si Xiang asked awkwardly.

"Don't you know this is for show?" Mr. Rabbit muttered, brushing the hair on his head.

"Why is it dark? Sibei, Mr. Rabbit, are you there?" Pippi took a few steps, but tripped over his own fur.

Sibu and Master Tu removed the hair from their bodies.

"What should we do now?" Si Xiang asked a little confused. He didn't know how to shear.

"It's so different~! I don't believe you anymore, wuwu." Pipi brushed away her hair and cried while lying on the ground.

"Come on, don't be sad." Master Rabbit easily picked up Pippi on the ground and said comfortingly:

"I'll give you a cool haircut."

"Ah! Can you still shear?" Pippi looked at Master Rabbit as if he was looking at a savior.

"Humph, just watch."

Master Rabbit went to get some tools and came back, then placed Pippi in the center of the table.

When the scissors were in Master Rabbit's hand, they were like a tiger with wings. In less than a quarter of an hour, Pippi's hair was cut.

"Okay, sir, take a look." Mr. Rabbit took out a small mirror in the style of "Four Images" and gave Pippi a look.

"Isn't it exactly the same?"

Pippi took a closer look and found that she was indeed as cute as her previous self. She said with emotion:

"Thank you, Master Rabbit."

"Hey, if you feel grateful, why don't you let me touch you?"

"Ah! Absolutely! No!"